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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #121
    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

    Originally posted by Homerta View Post
    Can't you read Brother.T? I was replying to him asking about me being Christian.
    I can read perfectly well. He asked you if you were claiming God was wrong, and you responded "I did claim." What other conclusion was I supposed to draw?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Homertard
      Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2007
      • 668

      #122
      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      I thought you claimed to be a Christian?
      I did claim
      Basic ****ing comon sense.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #123
        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

        Originally posted by Homerta View Post
        Basic ****ing comon sense.
        Of which you have none...

        If you claim that queers are fine and good people, then you are on the opposite path the Jesus wants you to tread. If you support queers, then you are no better than a queer in the loving eyes of Jesus.

        Jesus specifically states in the Holy Bible that not only homers (those "without natural affection") but also their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

        Enjoy hell, fag.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Homertard
          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 668

          #124
          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

          Who's the fag? Joo?

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          • lol_is_ten_socks
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Oct 2007
            • 50

            #125
            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

            I see no need to demonise entire countries based upon a few examples. By doing so, you are sinking to the level of Islam, who as we know wish to wage war against the civilised Western hemisphere. Look, I'm English (although I am proud to say that not a drop of British blood runs through my veins), and I'm not gay. In fact I hate gays, but then again it falls under their freedom of expression. And being a capitalist, I am an extreme supporter of freedom of speech and freedom of expression.

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #126
              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

              Originally posted by lol_is_teh_secks View Post

              I see no need to demonise entire countries based upon a few examples. By doing so, you are sinking to the level of Islam, who as we know wish to wage war against the civilised Western hemisphere. Look, I'm English (although I am proud to say that not a drop of British blood runs through my veins), and I'm not gay. In fact I hate gays, but then again it falls under their freedom of expression. And being a capitalist, I am an extreme supporter of freedom of speech and freedom of expression.
              Well you see, Jesus sees the need. Freedom of expression is simply an invention of the liberal-stalinist-atheists, and there is no basis for it anywhere in the Scripture.

              We follow GOD'S Word intact, and it is written that we shall not have anything to do with them ...

              1st Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

              2nd Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


              Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

              It's a known fact that all of them in those homerizer countries do it, every unclean thing.

              We True Christians™ are commissioned to judge others, didn't you know that?

              1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

              Best to lump em all together in the same trash-bag, that way we know we've got it covered ... for Jesus' sake!

              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • lol_is_ten_socks
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Oct 2007
                • 50

                #127
                Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                I'm sorry, but you complain about the lefties, at Westboro. You think they are sick because of their political persuasion (or perversion in your opinion). However, when I state that I am a right wing (I made the assumption that you were all fellow righties), I am targeted. Sorry, I know I'm getting off-topic here, but I would just like to know where exactly on the political weighing scales everyone here falls.

                PS - To the Administrators, I would prefer it if I could have my old name back... Please, I'm just asking; in any case, it gave these forums a much-needed sense of frivolity.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #128
                  Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                  Originally posted by lol_is_ten_socks View Post
                  I'm sorry, but you complain about the lefties, at Westboro. You think they are sick because of their political persuasion (or perversion in your opinion). However, when I state that I am a right wing (I made the assumption that you were all fellow righties), I am targeted. Sorry, I know I'm getting off-topic here, but I would just like to know where exactly on the political weighing scales everyone here falls.

                  PS - To the Administrators, I would prefer it if I could have my old name back... Please, I'm just asking; in any case, it gave these forums a much-needed sense of frivolity.
                  Son, we are not here for "frivolity". This isn't some pink tea party that you throw with your fags boyfriends. This is Jesus Christ about to come back to earth and KILL MOST EVERYONE! Read the book of Revelations and then talk to me about "frivolity".

                  BTW; despite your claims here, we have seen absolutely no sign in any of your posts that you are actually a Godly Republican, or at least a fellow traveler. You whine like a girl.

                  How old are you boy? And how queer are you?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #129
                    Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                    Friviolity? Here? In the Lord's house?
                    Jocularity? Not here!
                    This is what God thinks:
                    "29": And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.

                    "30": I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.

                    "31": Thou hast walked in the way of thy sister; therefore will I give her cup into thine hand.

                    "32": Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.

                    "33": Thou shalt be filled with drunkenness and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation, with the cup of thy sister Samaria.

                    "34": Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD.

                    "35": Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast forgotten me, and cast me behind thy back, therefore bear thou also thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
                    From Ezekial chap 23
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • lol_is_ten_socks
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 50

                      #130
                      Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                      I'm 16 actually, and as for my "queerness", I could do you a favour and say 90%, but that would be lying, as I'm sure you very well know is wrong, and punishable. If I'm not mistaken, in my first post here, I said that gays should be burnt at the stake, did I not? What would you like me to do to prove my Godliness?

                      PS - I'm very sorry about the frivolity remark, I take it back.

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                      • Simonthehall
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 41

                        #131
                        Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                        Originally posted by ProdigalSon View Post
                        Well, this is not surprising for a place that bans handguns and butchers God's favorite language with that sissified accent.
                        Which accent would that be then?

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #132
                          Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                          Originally posted by Simonthehall View Post
                          Which accent would that be then?
                          The un-American one you English speak with.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Simonthehall
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 41

                            #133
                            Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            The un-American one you English speak with.
                            I'm sorry but right now you are typing in ENGLISH, you speak ENGLISH, your accent is American ENGLISH. You owe a lot more to my country than you seem to think.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #134
                              Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                              Originally posted by Simonthehall View Post
                              I'm sorry but right now you are typing in ENGLISH, you speak ENGLISH, your accent is American ENGLISH. You owe a lot more to my country than you seem to think.
                              I don't speak English tea sipper, I speak American-English like Jesus wants me to. Since the center of culture has shifted to America the "English" language has become a dead language. Now you English speak a regional dialect of American-English.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Simonthehall
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 41

                                #135
                                Re: THOSE HOMERISH ENGLISH

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                I don't speak English tea sipper, I speak American-English like Jesus wants me to. Since the center of culture has shifted to America the "English" language has become a dead language. Now you English speak a regional dialect of American-English.
                                Hows that is the English language dead redneck, bible bashing, gun toting, republican lunatic?

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