Christmas Toy Alert!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Attention all True Christian(tm) Parents out there in Jesusland: THIS JUST IN!

Obama (or his fellow travellers) are secretly planting TERRORIST ISLAM DOLLS in a WALMART or TARGET near YOU!!

Does doll deliver Satanic Islamic message?

Parents are outraged about the messages they're hearing from a doll. It's Fisher-Price's "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Cuddle and Coo" doll.

People claim they can hear it mumble "Satan is king", and clearly speak "Islam is the light."

Gary Rofkahr of Owasso was at his office, when a man brought the doll in to show his co-workers.

"There's no markings on the box to indicate there's anything Islamic about this doll."

Rofkahr said he found several versions of the doll at Wal-Mart and Target in Owasso.

Those stores have since been pulled the dolls from the shelves.

As of Wednesday night, 2NEWS had not heard back from Fisher-Price or its parent company, Mattel.

A Target spokesperson said their company has no plans to pull the doll from all of its shelves.

The dolls are sold nationwide and 2NEWS has heard the dolls are in Tulsa and Sand Springs.

[Nobar King]

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This isn't the first and it won't be the last time that the terrorists try to infect our children with their propaganda.

[ExGay Alex]

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"Islam is the light?" That's hate speech! I bet it also explodes on the 100th time.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What other messages of hate will vile devil dolls spew forth?

"Gay is OK"?

"Jews are our friends"?

"Vote Obama"?!

[The_Liar]

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I believe this may be a false scare, and is in no way tied to the Muslim faith. The toy in question was produced by Fisher-Price, a toy company founded in 1930 by true Americans Herman Fisher and Margaret Price (whose cousin was the 11th Chief Justice of the United States, and a Christian man).

The audio file spoken by the doll is available on the page of the news story, and is clearly no more than incomprehensible goo-gooing. Believe me, I'd have been furious had the doll spoken such messages, but it did not.
I fear that perhaps you are too quick to judge, all information must be analyzed. While every man is free to take religion on faith, humans are corruptable. Information from a single source may be skewed.

[Wide-Open]

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Are you saying we are gullible?

The Department Of Faith is currently investigating this story, and I can tell you it doesn't look good. They have slowed down the audio with ProverbsTools(TM), resampled it to a lower bit resolution, added a bit of harmonic distortion, and it CLEARLY seems to say Allahu Akbar (SHOO DEMON!). What sounds like "mamma" suddenly becomes "Obama" (Rev. Rodimer was right the first time).

So we have irrevocable PROOF that this is an attempt to corrupt our vulnerable Christian youth!

[Mr Godwin]

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I believe this may be a false scare, and is in no way tied to the Muslim faith

(and blah blah)

I fear that perhaps you are too quick to judge, all information must be analyzed. While every man is free to take religion on faith, humans are corruptable. Information from a single source may be skewed

Well poop on that. If the doll says, "Islam is the light," that's what the doll says. If the doll says, "Satan is King," that's because the devil did it. These are the end of days, young man. The only source you should be getting your information from is a King James Bible, Mr Poople. That's my take on it.

Tip of the headmaster's hat, Mr Godwin

[The_Liar]

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Well poop on that. If the doll says, "Islam is the light," that's what the doll says. If the doll says, "Satan is King," that's because the devil did it. These are the end of days, young man. The only source you should be getting your information from is a King James Bible, Mr Poople. That's my take on it.

Tip of the headmaster's hat, Mr Godwin

Are you submitting that Satan possessed these dolls at the urging of the Muslims? Though I think that's a tad unlikely, I'll accept it as a valid argument on your part. No need to clash faiths here, eh?
My question is, if Satan possessed this particular line of doll, why should we avoid the Fisher-Price toy line altogether? Surely knowing what you do about the founders of the company and its stance on religion, you can't blame them for an evil interference with one of their doll lines?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Are you submitting that Satan possessed these dolls at the urging of the Muslims? Though I think that's a tad unlikely, I'll accept it as a valid argument on your part. No need to clash faiths here, eh?
My question is, if Satan possessed this particular line of doll, why should we avoid the Fisher-Price toy line altogether? Surely knowing what you do about the founders of the company and its stance on religion, you can't blame them for an evil interference with one of their doll lines?

Of course we can! Imagine you have an male infant. You hear that baby formula milk from company X is contaminated with arsenic. Do you happily buy their other products, thus risking the life of a boy child? No!

Has there been a failure within the company? Yes! Who is responsible? The owner!

In this case, as you accept the contamination by Satan, what does this say of all other toys from that company?

Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.


I think I have said enough!

[The_Liar]

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Of course we can! Imagine you have an male infant. You hear that baby formula milk from company X is contaminated with arsenic. Do you happily buy their other products, thus risking the life of a boy child? No!

Has there been a failure within the company? Yes! Who is responsible? The owner!

In this case, as you accept the contamination by Satan, what does this say of all other toys from that company?

Leviticus 19:31 Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.


I think I have said enough!

A strong argument, but also consider that the bible never holds those under demonic possession responsible for their actions. Nothing is ever said to imply that they were possessed because they led a life a sin (unless you can find scripture stating otherwise, I may be wrong).
So can the same not be said for a company? Fisher-Price has had no other such attacks, and as soon as it was discovered that these dolls were speaking what appeared to be pro-Islam propaganda, they were pulled from shelves.

Also note that no companies today screen products for demonic possession.

[JennyD]

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A strong argument, but also consider that the bible never holds those under demonic possession responsible for their actions. Nothing is ever said to imply that they were possessed because they led a life a sin (unless you can find scripture stating otherwise, I may be wrong).
So can the same not be said for a company? Fisher-Price has had no other such attacks, and as soon as it was discovered that these dolls were speaking what appeared to be pro-Islam propaganda, they were pulled from shelves.

Also note that no companies today screen products for demonic possession.

Could you show me where in Scripture someone who was Saved(c) became possessed by demons?

Hint: It's not there. Only the unsaved can become possessed. Jesus controls the souls of the Saved(c).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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A strong argument, but also consider that the bible never holds those under demonic possession responsible for their actions. Nothing is ever said to imply that they were possessed because they led a life a sin (unless you can find scripture stating otherwise, I may be wrong).

De:28:15: But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the LORD thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
[do read the intervening verses, they show the Power of The Lord!]
De:28:28: The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

So can the same not be said for a company? Fisher-Price has had no other such attacks, and as soon as it was discovered that these dolls were speaking what appeared to be pro-Islam propaganda, they were pulled from shelves.

Is that not like the defense lawyer says, “But judge, my client has only killed one person and has taken steps to see that it will not occur again?

Also note that no companies today screen products for demonic possession.

Indeed, such an omission! I’m sure that the McCain/Palin presidency will put an end to this lax state of affairs!

Liar, you spend much time defending the indefensible. To be a True Christian, it is not at all necessary to excuse what you now see as bad things. It is not necessary to think the best at all times. It is only necessary to follow God’s Word.