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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2341
    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

    Originally posted by Proper View Post
    I'm also a man. He, like me, only needs science, the true answer to lifes mysteries. Turn on Discovery Channel once in awhile you silly goose. (Stereotypical fag is stereotypical)
    4chan tard spotted. Confirmed sighting!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Proper
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2010
      • 23

      #2342
      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
      I could straighten him out, teach him how to be a man
      How does it feel to know that I, a fag, am superior to you in almost every way in society when you withdraw religion? modesty is silly.
      Mind the rhetoric.

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      • Proper
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2010
        • 23

        #2343
        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        4chan tard spotted. Confirmed sighting!
        What could you possibly have against 4chan?

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #2344
          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

          Originally posted by Proper View Post
          I'm also a man. He, like me, only needs science, the true answer to lifes mysteries. Turn on Discovery Channel once in awhile you silly goose. (Stereotypical fag is stereotypical)
          Science? Doesn't your precious science tell you that your parts don't fit together? Doesn't the god of your science, Darwin, say the fitness of an individual is measured by the number of his descendants? And you won't have any. Science measures YOU as the least fit member of your species.

          Sometimes science and Christianity can agree.

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #2345
            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

            Originally posted by Proper View Post
            What could you possibly have against 4chan?
            Pimply-faced japanese cartoon porn freaks that have never had a girlfriend? Oh nothing, I suppose. At least they won't be reproducing either.

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            • Proper
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Feb 2010
              • 23

              #2346
              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
              Science? Doesn't your precious science tell you that your parts don't fit together? Doesn't the god of your science, Darwin, say the fitness of an individual is measured by the number of his descendants? And you won't have any. Science measures YOU as the least fit member of your species.

              Sometimes science and Christianity can agree.
              Who said gay guys can't have kids? What a silly thing to say. Well, not that a gay guy can have the kid himself, but thank science and technology for transsexuals. Amen to that. ^^

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              • Proper
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2010
                • 23

                #2347
                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                Pimply-faced japanese cartoon porn freaks that have never had a girlfriend? Oh nothing, I suppose. At least they won't be reproducing either.
                Stereotypical Christian American blatant ignorance is.. well.. expected i guess..

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #2348
                  Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                  Originally posted by Proper View Post
                  What could you possibly have against 4chan?
                  Maybe bestiality, child rape, furries and tentacle rape porn, to name a few.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Proper
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 23

                    #2349
                    Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Maybe bestiality, child rape, furries and tentacle rape porn, to name a few.
                    You forgot black people, jews, atheists and muslims.
                    It's like a puzzle.
                    Please don't hate on furries, they died for your sins.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22363

                      #2350
                      Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                      Originally posted by Proper View Post
                      What could you possibly have against 4chan?
                      Are you kidding?

                      Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                      You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                      And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Proper
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 23

                        #2351
                        Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Are you kidding?

                        Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

                        You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

                        And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                        I dont go there for porn, i go there for a quick laugh. Also, i dont need masturbation, i have a guy. ^^

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22363

                          #2352
                          Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                          Originally posted by Proper View Post
                          i have a guy. ^^
                          So you admit to having sex for fun. You might want to read this to save your soul: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Proper
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 23

                            #2353
                            Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            So you admit to having sex for fun. You might want to read this to save your soul: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!
                            I wont even bother. Yes i do have sex for fun, but not with ladies. That's disgusting!
                            So, i'm Satan all of a sudden? Fear me. lol?

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                            • loveittt
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 24

                              #2354
                              Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                              And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
                              How would you read the bible with no eyes, and no hands to turn the page?
                              i love your infractions

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                              • loveittt
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 24

                                #2355
                                Re: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?

                                Originally posted by Proper View Post
                                So, i'm Satan all of a sudden? Fear me. lol?

                                LMAO! why did you ban this guy, hes cool!
                                i love your infractions

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