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  • Mr. Johnson
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 100

    #1

    Toys for the future felons in your life.

    This is an abomination of good morals and decency. We need to rally the troops and boycott the folks at playmobile.

    Toys that teach kids to be bank robbers. The nerve!


    1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

    God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three!sigpic God bless our troops and damn our enemies.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

    Who makes this, the Sweedish? I'm not surprised.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Mr. Johnson
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 100

      #3
      Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Who makes this, the Sweedish? I'm not surprised.

      Playmobile, and I tink it might be the Joos. Trying to train their kids to steal their jewelry back from the Nazi's.
      1 John 5:3 For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.

      God, guns, and guts made America! Lets keep all three!sigpic God bless our troops and damn our enemies.

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      • Hymie Goldberg
        WARNING: Known Christ Killer!
        • May 2008
        • 161

        #4
        Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

        Originally posted by Mr. Johnson View Post
        Playmobile, and I tink it might be the Joos. Trying to train their kids to steal their jewelry back from the Nazi's.
        Us it isn't! We got all that Nazi gilt back in the 1950s. Nevertheless a long hand one should play, and I admire the jung who are playing hard here.

        Profit is all!

        Hymie
        1 Thessalonians 2:14 ... the Jews:
        2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men: 2:16 Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

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        • jessev
          Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
          • Jan 2009
          • 62

          #5
          Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

          Hmmm....Just putting my observations up here again....but did any of you care to even notice the several other toys that were for sale there of the same set? Most were police and swat vehicles and people. So, it seems to me, that it's a game of 'good guy, bad guy'. You can't play that game without having both sides. So, I don't think having one toy that's in a whole set like that is promoting bank robbing at all.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22884

            #6
            Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

            If you click the link now, you will see that it has been withdrawn from sale after pressure from Landover.
            sigpic


            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

              Either that, or Jessev bought them all.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • jessev
                Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
                • Jan 2009
                • 62

                #8
                Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

                Heh. Don't be silly. I don't buy child's toys. I have no children yet, so I really have no need to buy things like that. Frankly, there are far better toys out there anyways. I was a fan of Legos as a child.

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Either that, or Jessev bought them all.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

                  Originally posted by jessev View Post
                  Heh. Don't be silly. I don't buy child's toys. I have no children yet, so I really have no need to buy things like that. Frankly, there are far better toys out there anyways. I was a fan of Legos as a child.
                  Then perhaps you'd be interested in hearing the Word of God as taught by the Lego Bible.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • jessev
                    Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 62

                    #10
                    Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

                    Well, I'm past the age where I play with legos any longer. Though, I am actually starting to read the whole Bible.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Then perhaps you'd be interested in hearing the Word of God as taught by the Lego Bible.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

                      Here's proof that those toys really do encourage lawlessness:

                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Brian Dyk
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 48

                        #12
                        Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

                        Perhaps we should license this group to make Landover Baptist characters. True Christians would surely be a best seller. I know I would love my kids to be able to play with Pastor Ezekiel, Nobar King, and all the rest!
                        I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL!!!

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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #13
                          Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

                          Originally posted by Brian Dyk View Post
                          Perhaps we should license this group to make Landover Baptist characters. True Christians would surely be a best seller. I know I would love my kids to be able to play with Pastor Ezekiel, Nobar King, and all the rest!
                          I'm sure Zeke would appreciate the thought of your children playing with him, too.
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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Toys for the future felons in your life.

                            Lego Jeffery Dahmer:




                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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