[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masturbation

Um....sure.


That doesnt matter. Just because i'm not a christian doesnt mean that everything i say is a lie. I'm telling the truth when i say i have one account, and one only. But you guys wont listen to me anyway.


Oh well, atleast i know whats true.

We cannot believe you because your father is satan, as the Holy Bible tells us.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Until you know Jesus, in the Biblical sense, you know nothing at all and cannot be believed. If any of this upsets you, take it up with God.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

You're reference to "21st century" puts me in mind of another sinner on God's favorite forums...

Me?

Anyways, Bobby-Joe, I don't really know what to say to that. If you were trying to insult me, it didn't really work.

[tommy]

Re: Masturbation

Me?

Anyways, Bobby-Joe, I don't really know what to say to that. If you were trying to insult me, it didn't really work.

I am so confused, I don't even know who's who anymore.

Note to self: Never visit Amsterdam again!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masturbation

Now YOU are putting words in my mouth.

Why don't you get on topic?

Friend, if you that's your idea of a subtle hint for me to tallywhack my John Thomas out in front of you and God, then I despair, I really do. Now, answer the question: Do Cthululics not believe that their cookies turn into human flesh, or are they wannabe cannibals?

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

I don't know, I never go to church, look it up.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Masturbation

Friend, if you that's your idea of a subtle hint for me to tallywhack my John Thomas out in front of you and God, then I despair, I really do. Now, answer the question: Do Cthululics not believe that their cookies turn into human flesh, or are they wannabe cannibals?

That's right Shoelace sinner. ANSWER THE QUESTION WITCH!!

(snicker, snicker) Sorry loves but I just wanted to see how it felt to play one of you hell-fire-and brimSTONERS....LMAO

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masturbation

I don't know, I never go to church, look it up.

Maybe you should start. But not the mary-worshipers who have you brainwashed; choose a True Christian™ church that will lead you directly to Christ. Unless you actually ENJOYED being molested by those dress-wearing papist dogs.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masturbation

Maybe you should start. But not the mary-worshipers who have you brainwashed; choose a True Christian™ church that will lead you directly to Christ. Unless you actually ENJOYED being molested by those dress-wearing papist dogs.

That's probably the reason he stopped going, good Pastor.
His favourite priest must have gotten transfered, and so "church" was no longer fun for the little pervert.

Tardrone, You make Jesus puke!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Masturbation

Nah, I'm not gay...but you all talk about it so much! Do you have a secret?

That is using YOUR logic.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masturbation

Nah, I'm not gay...but you all talk about it so much! Do you have a secret?

That is using YOUR logic.

Your constant denials about your homerism (and your father's) doesn't convince anyone, least of all Jesus. Better come clean nancyboy, and get right with God before you find yourself in hell chained up in satan's rape rooms.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masturbation

Nah, I'm not gay...but you all talk about it so much! Do you have a secret?

That is using YOUR logic.

So you're saying our "logic" is wrong, yet you think you use it yourself?
How very logical of you!

So basically, you're admitting to being a homersexual in denial?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Masturbation

I don't know, I never go to church, look it up.

Then why on earth do you insist on parading yourself around as being some kind of expert on what Catholics think???

That's probably the reason he stopped going, good Pastor.
His favourite priest must have gotten transfered, and so "church" was no longer fun for the little pervert.

Either that, or he had his thirteenth birthday recently, so his priest now considers him to be past his use-by date.

That is using YOUR logic.

Great! Do you want to use our logic a bit more? Why don't you try reading the Bible and tithing to God's favourite Church? It's what our logic would advise you to do.

[Peacekeeper (Quarantined)]

Re: Masturbation

So everyone who isn't a cathylick is insane?
For one who acts like he's fond of "tolerance", you don't seem to practice it.
And just WHY are we insane because we don't agree with you, never considered that you may be (and are) wrong?

I changed a few words and turned it around on you guys, dont try to deny it because you even say that catholics are sinners:

So everyone who isn't a christian is a sinner?
For one who acts like he's fond of "tolerance", you don't seem to practice it.
And just WHY are we sinners because we don't agree with you, never considered that you may be (and are) wrong?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Masturbation

I changed a few words and turned it around on you guys, dont try to deny it because you even say that catholics are sinners:

I don't deny that you are sinners, why should I?
Are you saying you're PROUD to be a sinner?

So everyone who isn't a christian is a sinner?

YES!
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved;
But he that believeth not shall be damned
Mark 16:16

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14:1

For one who acts like he's fond of "tolerance", you don't seem to practice it.

I cannot find the word tolerance in my KJV1611 Bible, nor have I ever claimed to be tolerant.
I'm intolerant of everyone who God commands me to be intolerant of!

And just WHY are we sinners because we don't agree with you, never considered that you may be (and are) wrong?

You are sinners because God says so, which is also why you are wrong, because God says you are.
Let me give you a few examples:

1. Your idols are a sin:
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it:
For I am the LORD your God.
Leviticus 26:1

2. The title you give your priests is restricted to God, thus it is blasphemous:
And call no man your father upon the earth:
For one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Matthew 23:9

3. The Holy Bible doesn't recognise a "pope" or anything resembling his role in the cathylick "church":
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
1 Timothy 2:5

[BornAgain]

Re: Masturbation

I changed a few words and turned it around on you guys, dont try to deny it because you even say that catholics are sinners:

So everyone who isn't a christian is a sinner?
For one who acts like he's fond of "tolerance", you don't seem to practice it.
And just WHY are we sinners because we don't agree with you, never considered that you may be (and are) wrong?

We all fall short of the Glory of God, thanks to the unrepentant slut Eve eating that apple 6,000 years ago like a typical woman.

Psalms 14:1 - The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

It is as simple as that.