[who_r_u]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Now, are you going to smack talk God after He killed a man for masturbating?

Think about.

talk smack about it: no. i for one question that it even happened. i would suppose that what really happened was that the guy waxed his dolphin, shot his load on his sis-n-law and went home and had a jack-and-coke before retiring for the night. sounds like a great evening to me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

talk smack about it: no. i for one question that it even happened.

Then how did it get in The Bible, if it didn't happen?

My goodness the reasoning of your secularists is really silly at times.

[who_r_u]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Then how did it get in The Bible, if it didn't happen?

My goodness the reasoning of your secularists is really silly at times.

there is no reason involved with your statement. it got there because someone with access to education, papyrus and a writing implement wrote it down. just because it wass written in antiquity doesn't mean it actually happened.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

there is no reason involved with your statement. it got there because someone with access to education, papyrus and a writing implement wrote it down. just because it wass written in antiquity doesn't mean it actually happened.

Prove it didn't happen sinner.

[who_r_u]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Prove it didn't happen sinner.

that is like saying prove that god exists. it is impossible. you base your belief on faith. i base my belief on reason. who is right? one of us, both of us or neither of us. who really knows. logic would suggest i am right, your faith suggests to you that you are right. faith and logic do not reconcile. think about it.

by the way, it is pretty lame to resort to name calling. in a normal debate you fail!!!!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

God killed a single man for masturbating. One man. The mastubator was killing thousands of Gods children with each spurt. Is not the death of one to save the loves of many a worth wile deed? Is not the life value of a masturbator much less that others, even a negro? Do you not care about God's children? Please, lets' be sensible and keep in touch with reality.

[godandjebus]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

I say you should try and walk in on him and if you do you should beat him with a paddle

[Matthaeus]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Touching male genitals for sexual purpose (even your own) is a first step to homosexuality and a deadly sin!

This has nothing to do with reproducing your own race!

The whole "process" is created by satan himself to push young unexperienced men directly into the gates of hell.


You should really punish your son if you catch him doing this disgusting stuff and you should be prepared. Observate his showers / baths, and eventually strap his hands to the sides of the bed during nighttime.

[Brother Edbo]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Only queers,commies, and preverts whack the tallywacker. I caught my ex wife vibrating herself one night, and kicked her ass out of the trailer pronto.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

My 12 year old son Peter has taken up the sick hobby of masterbation. I've tried to tell him that it's a sick perversion that Jesus hates, and watches intensely. But he always comes back with some smartalecy comeback like "but it doesn't hurt anyone" and "it feels good". Well of course it feels good, that's just what Satan wants! Didn't that boy learn anything from our home bible sermons? I just don't know what to do.

Boys masterbate; it's what they do. Don't get worked up over it, just make sure he understands to use the lock for the bathroom unless you want an uncomfortable situation for the two of you.

[Miss April]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Boys masterbate; it's what they do. Don't get worked up over it, just make sure he understands to use the lock for the bathroom unless you want an uncomfortable situation for the two of you.

Shut up you gay troll Don't Listen Two This lesbain she has nothing better Two with her wasted life Go away Evil One

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Shut up you gay troll Don't Listen Two This lesbain she has nothing better Two with her wasted life Go away Evil One

You do realize, scientifically, if a boy/man does NOT mastrubate, he will have nocturnal emissions. He can't help it; it's his biology.

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

You do realize, scientifically, if a boy/man does NOT mastrubate, he will have nocturnal emissions. He can't help it; it's his biology.

Oh yuck. I'm so grateful to have girls. Praise the Lord!

[Miss April]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

You do realize, scientifically, if a boy/man does NOT mastrubate, he will have nocturnal emissions. He can't help it; it's his biology.

That's Sick I did not Need Two know that Lesbain Go somewhere else with your Mastrubateing Talk

[MyGodIsWhite!]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

Chop his shlong off. It's the only way, trust me.