[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Mr Hutchins! We are not here to recruit catlick priests neither are we here to condone this activity, and we are certainly not here to encourage fornication. I am not at all sure what happens on your farm but it should not be happening!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Mr Hutchins! We are not here to recruit catlick priests neither are we here to condone this activity, and we are certainly not here to encourage fornication. I am not at all sure what happens on your farm but it should not be happening!

My brother, I am sorry if my words offended you. I have never had this problem at my home and have never had to deal with its' seriousness. I do know it is something that needs a heavy hand to deal with though. It just burns me up knowing those kids just lay about, contributing nothing.

[taRRgus]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

get him some lotion

[J_Deleurme]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL!

i hope you don't shake after using a restroom... Anyhow, Masturbation is a biological necessity for Men, unless he is to start having sex of course...

[J_Deleurme]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

More likely a few weeks! Some of the gentlemen I've witnessed to in my Truck Stop ministry said they started cruising rest areas for furtive relations with strangers mere days after the first time they "spanked the monkey"! Seems it's addictive, and they just want more and more after they get a taste.

Please read up on some biology sometime...

[SUV]

Re: Help, my mom is masterbating!

It's probably because you forgot to send her a Mothers Day Card, so now she's Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places. Heathen

[who_r_u]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Privacy is one of the leading causes of masturbation. You might consider moving your son's bedroom into the living room where he'll always be around the family. (This is yet another reason why family is so important, and why we must fight to preserve it!)

Another major cause of masturbation is too little to do. Keep your son busy, working in the yard, lifting heavy items, sweating, panting and trimming bushes. This is certain to drive licentious thoughts for away from him!

hey ,einstein, the reason people masturbate is because it feels great. i have never heard anyone say they were too busy to rub one out!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

i have never heard anyone say they were too busy to rub one out!!

You are a disgusting retard who will stick his hand down his pants anywhere, aren't you.

[who_r_u]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

You are a disgusting retard who will stick his hand down his pants anywhere, aren't you.

why the personal attack? if you are on the right side of this discussion then you should be able to articulate your stance without resorting to insult. it kind of seems like you are unsure that you are right and are just taking a pot shot at me personally to divert attention from the fact that i am in fact correct and you are not. people masturbate because it feel wonderful. i would much rather have a partner to copulate with but that isn't always a reality. just because someone masturbates doesn't make them an exhibitionist. i for one am not an exhibitionist but thanks for asking. although i am suspect at your curiosity in this respect. why would you inquire of details in my sex life? i think you have just been found guilty in the court of humanity of the transgression we call impure thoughts. where's your god now!?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

wh where's your god now!?

Where is your hand now, perv?
I see why you can't type now. Those keys must be smeared in baby gravy!

[who_r_u]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Where is your hand now, perv?
I see why you can't type now. Those keys must be smeared in baby gravy!

LOL...that's a good one!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

LOL...that's a good one!

Onan wasn't laughing!

Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also

[who_r_u]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

Onan wasn't laughing!

Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also

yeah that is completely messed up. god killed a guy for jacking off. why would you want to serve such an insufferable oligarch.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

yeah that is completely messed up. god killed a guy for jacking off. why would you want to serve such an insufferable oligarch.

Simple, HE'S GOD. Sure he can be a little trigger happy with the smiting, but if you behave, you've nothing to worry about.
Also, I'm a bit of a neat freak as well. I wouldn't want that on my floor either!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Help, my son is masterbating!

yeah that is completely messed up. god killed a guy for jacking off. why would you want to serve such an insufferable oligarch.

Let us consider that statement again.

god killed a guy for jacking off.

God struck down a man stone cold dead for spanking his meat monkey with about as much though as you would swat a fly. Picture it; Onan is about to have a party off in a little private tent for two. No good, God sees all and God is not happy. Onan makes his move and is choking his chicken over his late bro's wife. God has enough of Onan's freaky assed shit so God goes nija on Onan's pervy butt, steps into the tent and snaps Onan's neck like a twig. In a blink of an eye it is end of story of Onan.

Now, are you going to smack talk God after He killed a man for masturbating?

Think about.