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  • Elmer G. White
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by NoviLigure View Post
    I apologize Prof. White, is there any statement I have made here that I should not stand behind? Should we not hope to see the world rid of those who outwardly reject Jesus' love and mercy? Deuteronomy 13:10


    Isn't this all about a game? I was urging you to do some actual proselytizing to gain more actual soldiers for Christ! We do all this for the Love of our fellow human beings who wallow in the disgusting state of sin (including emancipation, sodomy, evolution, etc.). Are the imaginary things of video games really more important than the real, omnipresent Jesus Christ and the historical accounts of the Flood and Balaam's Ass in the Bible?

    Philippians 4:8
    Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things [are] honest, whatsoever things [are] just, whatsoever things [are] pure, whatsoever things [are] lovely, whatsoever things [are] of good report; if [there be] any virtue, and if [there be] any praise, think on these things.

    If you wish to do some actual, RL smiting of sinners, you should also remember these words by God.

    Romans 13:1
    Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

    We admit that the secular law often contradicts Jesus's Will but we should strive to change these humane but blasphemous laws (and that will take place very soon with President Trump) while obeying them until we get there. Your heart seems to be in the right place, though, and with adequate incessant Bible Study and Prayer (1 Thessalonians 5:17) you may one day reach Heaven!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • NoviLigure
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    I apologize Prof. White, is there any statement I have made here that I should not stand behind? Should we not hope to see the world rid of those who outwardly reject Jesus' love and mercy? Deuteronomy 13:10

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by NoviLigure View Post
    If you decide that the very idea of a Christian D&D offends you, I would take it up with Bob4God, the original poster of this thread.
    Originally posted by NoviLigure View Post
    I would suggest maybe discussing that with Ms. Etheldreda, considering she was the one who asked how one "slays" homosexuals and feminazis.
    Dear sinner,

    Why are you trying to avoid responsibility for your thoughts and actions? We are all well aware of the thoughts and actions of our fellow True Christian™ Brethren and Sisters [such as Mr. Bob (Mr. for you, too) and Mrs. (not Ms.) Etheldreda]. However, we are not familiar with you. As for us, we don't have thoughts of our own but we simply follow God's Commands (Ecclesiastes 12:13). That is the prudent way to take, as He sees everything!

    Job 34:21
    For his eyes are upon the ways of man, and he seeth all his goings.

    Looking forward to your actual replies instead of hiding behind the words of your superiors.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • NoviLigure
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    Miss Ligure,

    It tells us that you can gain more experience points and kudos by alternative actions instead of blind rampaging massacre.
    I would suggest maybe discussing that with Ms. Etheldreda, considering she was the one who asked how one "slays" homosexuals and feminazis.

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  • NoviLigure
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Another good question!
    You see, prayer is mostly used for conversion of DragonSlaves as well as strengthening one's one faith. Prayer is not for slaying, which is what you asked about previously.


    Also, in combat you as a righteous warrior of God equipped with the Sword of the Spirit always have bigger bonuses as well as the chance to pick anywhere from a 1 to 10 out of the hat while your adversary only has the option of getting a 1 to an 8 in their hat. This makes it very difficult for them to even land a blow on you, especially since you are also equipped with the armor of God as spoken about in Ephesians 6:10-18.


    We are not perfect, Ms. Etheldreda, it is possible for one of our brothers and sisters to be led to thinking people who don't follow the LORD might not be tools of the devil.
    That's why games like DragonRaid exist, to keep us away from satanic influences while exercising our faith in Christ. If you decide that the very idea of a Christian D&D offends you, I would take it up with Bob4God, the original poster of this thread.

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  • Elmer G. White
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by NoviLigure View Post
    Good question.
    Assuming you are counting homosexuals and feminazis as "dark creatures" and not the unfortunately led astray "DragonSlaves" It is very easy for one to slay them.

    One would simply declare they wish to attack the monster, roll a dice (or in this case pick a number from a hat) and add that number to the number assigned to your weapon of choice, like a sword. The monster does the same, and whoever ends up with the higher number wins that round of combat and begins to defeat the other. The idea of slaying heathens in the name of God should be more than enough to warrant some interest. I know it is for me, at least.
    Simple as that!
    Miss Ligure,

    Have you ever considered playing a game that does not contain the slaying of heathens and your fellow sinners but spreading the Good Message of Jesus? Are you perhaps familiar with the Road-map to Life that is called the Bible. It tells us that you can gain more experience points and kudos by alternative actions instead of blind rampaging massacre.

    James 5:20
    Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

    In fact, God Himself tells us what is the weapon of choice to wield!

    Psalms 19:7
    The law of the LORD is perfect, converting the soul: the testimony of the LORD is sure, making wise the simple.

    The Law and the Testimony are contained within the Bible. Why don't you find a game like that? Or - even better - why not discard the silly and stupid games and abandon your gaming cave with its stench of unwashed garments, pizza boxes and sebaceous gland excretions, go to the Mall and do some actual preaching?


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by NoviLigure View Post
    Good question.
    Assuming you are counting homosexuals and feminazis as "dark creatures" and not the unfortunately led astray "DragonSlaves" It is very easy for one to slay them.


    One would simply declare they wish to attack the monster, roll a dice (or in this case pick a number from a hat) and add that number to the number assigned to your weapon of choice, like a sword. The monster does the same, and whoever ends up with the higher number wins that round of combat and begins to defeat the other. The idea of slaying heathens in the name of God should be more than enough to warrant some interest. I know it is for me, at least.
    Simple as that!
    Well, um... where is Prayer? Why would a monster get a higher point than an Ambassador of Christ? That doesn't make sense to me. It's like saying a homosexual could, if he made the right choices and had some good luck, enjoy a long, rewarding life in the loving company of family and friends. And we know that's not true. Homosexuals are desperately bitter, full of disease, smell of feces, and insane.

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  • NoviLigure
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Good question.
    Assuming you are counting homosexuals and feminazis as "dark creatures" and not the unfortunately led astray "DragonSlaves" It is very easy for one to slay them.


    One would simply declare they wish to attack the monster, roll a dice (or in this case pick a number from a hat) and add that number to the number assigned to your weapon of choice, like a sword. The monster does the same, and whoever ends up with the higher number wins that round of combat and begins to defeat the other. The idea of slaying heathens in the name of God should be more than enough to warrant some interest. I know it is for me, at least.
    Simple as that!

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by NoviLigure View Post
    Hey everyone. I'm going to assume this thread is dead but on the off chance anyone is actually interested, there is an established Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons called DragonRaid.

    The setting puts the "TwiceBown" heroes up against the evils of Satan in the form of monsters but also emphasizes conversion of the unbelieving, increasing your own faith the more you share it.
    I haven't played it myself but I do have a copy of the rules. Instead of calling upon magic, the TwiceBorn have the option to pray for a miracle and recite a passage or two from the Bible. It even discourages fighting between players and actively curbs them from wandering away from the path ahead.


    The one in charge of the proceedings is encouraged to be a pastor or some other leader of Bible studies or maybe a Youth Group leader.
    Unfortunately it does use dice, but I'm sure there is another way to randomize outcomes for players. Maybe pick numbers out of a hat?


    Anyways, hope that helps. I'm all about teaching kids unique memorization techniques while also being creative.
    This sounds very dangerous.


    On the mythical world of EdenAgain, players meet challenges that parallel real life. The imagined dangers compel them to grapple with conflicting values, discover how faith in Christ can shape behavior, and reflect on what is really worth living and dying for.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by NoviLigure View Post
    Hey everyone. I'm going to assume this thread is dead
    No worries dear, we love Resurrections around here! Your game sounds pretty fun, how does one slay homosexuals and feminazis?

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  • NoviLigure
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Hey everyone. I'm going to assume this thread is dead but on the off chance anyone is actually interested, there is an established Christian alternative to Dungeons and Dragons called DragonRaid.

    The setting puts the "TwiceBown" heroes up against the evils of Satan in the form of monsters but also emphasizes conversion of the unbelieving, increasing your own faith the more you share it.
    I haven't played it myself but I do have a copy of the rules. Instead of calling upon magic, the TwiceBorn have the option to pray for a miracle and recite a passage or two from the Bible. It even discourages fighting between players and actively curbs them from wandering away from the path ahead.


    The one in charge of the proceedings is encouraged to be a pastor or some other leader of Bible studies or maybe a Youth Group leader.
    Unfortunately it does use dice, but I'm sure there is another way to randomize outcomes for players. Maybe pick numbers out of a hat?


    Anyways, hope that helps. I'm all about teaching kids unique memorization techniques while also being creative.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by Griffon View Post
    Thank you for the clarification. I was not trying to flame hence the reason I quoted the prior post. I have not previously been exposed to Christian theology/teaching (not sure of proper word) that contains any sort of physical discipline of a spouse. Maybe that is not correct, I have read and do read the Bible, but other churches do not believe the same as you do.
    Most churches do not follow the whole Bible. We do, and we make no apologies about it.

    Believe it or not, some "churches" allow (or even encourage):

    - women to talk in church (1 Corinthians 14:34)

    - mixed-race couples (Acts 17:26)

    - queer marriages (Leviticus 18:22)

    Etc. etc.

    It's this complete and utter disregard of God's Word that has us in the situation we are in today.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Griffon
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Thank you for the clarification. I was not trying to flame hence the reason I quoted the prior post. I have not previously been exposed to Christian theology/teaching (not sure of proper word) that contains any sort of physical discipline of a spouse. Maybe that is not correct, I have read and do read the Bible, but other churches do not believe the same as you do.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Originally posted by Griffon View Post
    Mordecai(played by Malachai): I think I'll go beat my wife for leaving the pies unguarded and having me answer the door in the first place..

    ...and that is only a small sample of the hours of good, clean fun that you and your family could have...once you read the Player's Guide, Head Pastor's Manual, and Sinner's Gazetteer! I just can't wait until the game gets a national release.
    Is beating your wife part of being a True Christian?[/QUOTE]

    Don't be obtuse.

    Discipline and savage beatings are two different things.

    Now please go to the Introduction forum and introduce yourself.

    YIC

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  • Griffon
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    Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

    Mordecai(played by Malachai): I think I'll go beat my wife for leaving the pies unguarded and having me answer the door in the first place..

    ...and that is only a small sample of the hours of good, clean fun that you and your family could have...once you read the Player's Guide, Head Pastor's Manual, and Sinner's Gazetteer! I just can't wait until the game gets a national release.[/QUOTE]

    Is beating your wife part of being a True Christian?

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