[MitzaLizalor]

The fact of a "Christian alternative" alone confirms the demonic origin of this so-called game. There's this thing called Life – and in Christ we have it more abundantly. But there's another thing, the antithesis of life, experienced in dungeons and the commonplace of fleshly lifestyles although they don't know that:

Lamentations 3:53

They have cut off my life in the dungeon and cast a stone upon me.

Q1 Would I like to have a boulder dropped on my head?
A1 No.

Q2 Do I want to play dungeon games?
A2 No.

Q3 How fun is it in hell forever (there are no pass outs) dances notwithstanding?
A3 Hell is only pain, any dancing is demonic and guess what? They don't enjoy it either.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?



Most churches do not follow the whole Bible. We do, and we make no apologies about it.

Believe it or not, some "churches" allow (or even encourage):

- women to talk in church (1 Corinthians 14:34)

- mixed-race couples (Acts 17:26)

- queer marriages (Leviticus 18:22)

Etc. etc.

It's this complete and utter disregard of God's Word that has us in the situation we are in today.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Amen Brother!

Glory!

\o/

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

Whats so wrong about it? You can play as a paladin whos powers literally come from god. Im just presenting an easier alternative.

For something to LITERALLY COME FROM GOD (as opposed to pretending to, or by a circuitous route of serendipity, or coming from some other source itself only pretending, or even not coming at all) it must take place IN REALITY and must also be engaged with the LITERAL WORLD GOD MADE. Nothing in a metaphorical world or taking place in a fairy tale or on a board game or even among demon possessed lunatics IN THE NUTHOUSE qualifies as coming from God at all. Didn't you say this was A GAME?

its just a game about rolling some dice.

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I am not influenced, or possessed. I have been playing that game since i was 11. Im in my 20's now. My favorite class as a cleric (a healer) and a Paladin, a paladin is a strictly good person. No matter what, it is their job to right wrongs. Their powers come from which ever god they believe in, this god can come from either gods in game, or god himself. Its their job to fight the bad guys, it doesnt matter if there is no payment or anything. If they see someone getting robbed, or see demons, its their obligation to help. No matter what. This class is basically a super christian class, if you make it one. Its not some satan spawn, its just a game about rolling some dice. It can be fun if you actually get into it, atleast try the game before you read something on a forum post and assume its some ungodly game about killing civilians or something hellish like that. It can be fun, find a group that will play it with you, find a DM, and play the game. The DM will walk you through how to play. Atleast try it. A paladin would be a good class for you, they are strong, but also have powers from g o d. It can be fun, dont judge a book by its cover.

Then you call God a liar. I can proof you from the Bible that the Bible is true. Your punishment in hell will be severe. I am saying this out of love.https://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Fals...ish_cabala.htm

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

Real Christian folk have no time for this fairy prancing homer crap. Stop playing games and read your damn Bible.

Amen. We live in the real world populated by real creatures like dragons, giants, witches, unicorns, angels, and demons, not some stupid fantasy land.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I tried to find the rules but that seems virtually impossible. As close as I could imagine was something like playing chess except that instead of moving a horse or a bishop one would throw some dice then jump around like a horse and see where the dice finished up and do that. So the prancing is completely irrelevant in that case. Or for a bishop I suppose you could get dressed up like a bishop and stand in the corner waving your arms around or something. Or not even get dressed up.

Actual roles, such as Blanche [Tennesee Williams]..or Noddy [Enid Blyton]..or Håkon Håkonsson & Skule Bårdsson [Henrik Ibsen]..do involve costumes, yes, and LEARNING LINES and the ability TO ACT with a moral lesson to be put across (or lack of, as the case may be) and even chess requires some thought. Imagine if someone sat there the "chessmaster" saying that next you'll move your bishop then you stand up in your robes and wave the hand around and maybe do some muttering then throw a couple of dice to see how many squares you'll move even if you read out some poetry and give a banjo rendition it's all window dressing. The actual game is throwing the dice; then that's your move. You might as well just throw a 5 then everyone else throws something and the highest number wins. "Oh," you may say, "there's more than one throw each!!"

I can't see how that makes any difference. Whether it's a single throw or five hundred throws the only difference is how much time you waste before the highest number wins. The "drama" is all in your head. No lines to learn. Roll the dice. Satan can use that and demonic possession follows on as you imagine jabbing with your imaginary sword or prancing on your imaginary horse or casting hexes with your imaginary bishop - a space opens up in your "consciousness" for those activities. But because they're not real a demon can step in, latch on and hex you for real. Jesus died to break the power of cancelled sins but in this atrocious "game" everyone who engages throws it all back in His face.

No-one who plays Dungeons & Dragons can possibly be a Christian.

Colossians 2:8-10 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ. For in him dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily. And ye are complete in him, which is the head of all principality and power

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I read this and thought D&D was some code word for something sexual that atheists and cathlickers doing “cathlick rites” inside their supposed confessional rooms. Color me surprised it’s some game of pretend. Sounds real homer. Real Christian folk have no time for this fairy prancing homer crap. Stop playing games and read your damn Bible.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

I'm sorry? There were Christians in medieval Europe?

I don't think so. There were just Catholics and other heretics until John Calvin came along to set everyone straight.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

And, the game is inspired also by another game where you roleplay as a Christian crusader in medieval Europe.

I'm sorry? There were Christians in medieval Europe?

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

Of course some who claims to be "True Christian" would mistake something that is not in King James's Bible to be Unchristian.

Read Revelation 22:18-19. The Bible contains EVERYTHING we need to know. God promised to preserve His word.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

There is no need of a "Christian alternative", as Dungeons & Dragons is already Christian because his creator (Gary Gygax) was inspired by Tolkien, even tough he was "born-again" who preached against Christmas. And, the game is inspired also by another game where you roleplay as a Christian crusader in medieval Europe. If i remember correctly, it was named after an armour.



Of course some who claims to be "True Christian" would mistake something that is not in King James's Bible to be Unchristian. For example, i'm pretty sure some would mistake the cartoon that in my country is named Due Fantagenitori to be a magic-promoting show, despite the fact that his creator, Butch Hartmann, made it for the opposite purpose. By the way, i hope that people stop persecuting him for being a Christian.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

The more I hear of this blight the worse it sounds. What standard is there for dungeon masters? We've already seen that Nazi cannibals merit protection from demons. Or not, at the whim of this freak whose qualities of destruction are hardly forced, erupting like soot from a stench blimp overhead above upon the place beneath.

All the toadies wriggle around pretending to be liberators but how can that be? "Do this," "Don't do that," "Protect this commie arsonist," you don't know whether it's an arsonist or not or how many princesses were shot to set up an odious charade no-one would ever want; "Look lively, some demons are eyeing up a Nazi toadstool orgy in yonder village for you to protect," "Wow! Woww!! The live brains are being rescued from your Gestapo bacchanalia: Quick! Quickk!! Round them up - corral them in the pit," and so on apart from the clothes in the toady's mind an inner world emerges (in this case it's a dungeon mistress flinging the brains and they're mostly wearing clothes apart from the scarlet goddess wrapped in toilet paper)

52 seconds for educational purposes only

After a while it becomes impossible for such creatures to distinguish anything without a Master/mistress barking commands, telling them what to do, when, why? I doubt they ever get to the "why" they could ask I suppose but then they're booted out of the game. Demons are never a game. Gestapo brain cannibals on LSD are damp squibs compared to actual demons as Jesus knew when He dealt with them. The convulsions, the deaf & dumb, the oracular spirits, these are not brain lesions or neurological disorders or psychiatric turmoil. These are demons and clearly when playing such a rotten game as this the floodgates are opened to admit as many as possible. No Christian could ever be a dungeon master.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

They are told by The DM.

You seem to be slavishly loyal to this DeMon guy. Does he have embarrassing pictures of you or something? Pastor Flint, who the saintliest person to walk the Earth since Jesus, with the possible exception of Donald Trump (who is God's chosen leader), has warned us that sinners like you are often tempted by cults of personality.

[thrrowaway]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

How do you know the civilians aren't Nazi collaborators, or that the village doesn't consist of cannibalistic serial killers?

They are told by The DM.

[WWJDnow]

Re: A Christian alternative to "Dungeons and Dragons"?

So like, assume that they have to chase a villain, they are limited by the law.

So, like, assume you live on Planet Earth. You are limited by God's law.

Did you bother reading the Chick Tract that I suggested? It takes all of five minutes, and I think you'd find it enlightening.

Alright, lets put it like this. IF they see demons attacking civilians, or a village is burning down, its their obligation to help.

At Landover Baptist Church, we fight actual demons. It's no game.

Also, the DM decides whats good and whats bad. Like if a DM says something bad is happening, its the paladins duty to do it.

So whatever the DM says is good is good, no matter how twisted it may be? That sounds like a complete lack of morality to me. Only God can make arbitrary rules about what is good and what is evil--for example, it's wrong to kill, but good to slaughter Amalekites and their sheep and their children and to enslave their virgins. How could your DM possibly understand the subtleties of which people it's acceptable to kill the way God does?

They are basically against all crime too.

Ah, so your paladin doesn't steal for a living? Tell me, what day job does he hold to support himself?

I hate to be negative, but your paladin sounds more like an Antifa terrorist, leaving a swath of destruction and looting in his wake, than like a good, churchgoing Christian. We don't want our children learning those values!