[maverickxeo]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Mav,

I know it is hard at your age. Sure it is fun on friday night for you and the guys to hang arround, get some beers and give each other hummers. But you just can't coast threw life like this. Do you want to end up in Hell because you are just to lazy to help yourself?

I don't drink or give others 'hummers.'

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

your all sick. Mentally retarded people and babies too young to understand go to heven . i wont try to explain it because i see that your the ones who are very sick
linda

If you've seen Scriptural evidence for this, we'd be happy to see it!

We're always open to seeing verses we may somehow have overlooked, Parrothead.

Do we really have to go through the stones issue again? What if I got a transplant off a dead guy? That should work.

Psssst. Become a eunuch for the Lord!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Do we really have to go through the stones issue again? What if I got a transplant off a dead guy? That should work.

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Not if you kill the guy for them Star Finder.

[Star Finder]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

I know people with damaged stones, bastards, and other defects won't go, but what about mental defects?

Do we really have to go through the stones issue again? What if I got a transplant off a dead guy? That should work.

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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

It is possible they are just lazy.

Mav,

I know it is hard at your age. Sure it is fun on friday night for you and the guys to hang arround, get some beers and give each other hummers. But you just can't coast threw life like this. Do you want to end up in Hell because you are just to lazy to help yourself?

[maverickxeo]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Look at that grammar! Don't tell me a person at full mental capacity wrote that.

It is possible they are just lazy.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Look at that grammar! Don't tell me a person at full mental capacity wrote that.

[maverickxeo]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

It looks like one of them managed to post a reply.

Wow another insult. I should've guessed.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

It looks like one of them managed to post a reply.

[parrotlover49]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

your all sick. Mentally retarded people and babies too young to understand go to heven . i wont try to explain it because i see that your the ones who are very sick
linda

[Talitha]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

wow, so even people with zits won't get into Heaven! Parents, don't let your kids out of your sight while they are teenagers! if they die with zits, they'll burn in Hell! Homeschool!

Brother, as we all know, Zits are caused by the child M'ing! This is entirely forbidden by Jesus© so basically is condemned to Hell for Eternity.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

wow, so even people with zits won't get into Heaven! Parents, don't let your kids out of your sight while they are teenagers! if they die with zits, they'll burn in Hell! Homeschool!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Maybe It's the Parents, not the Mong that gets left out of Heaven?
I mean, it was their sins that God was punishing in the first place that caused HIM© to present them with a Tard.

It's just one more Godly® reason for a man to be a Eunuch.

I wonder if they even have souls.

Perhaps, in His infinite mercy, He created them soulless?

[Talitha]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Maybe It's the Parents, not the Mong that gets left out of Heaven?
I mean, it was their sins that God was punishing in the first place that caused HIM© to present them with a Tard.

It's just one more Godly® reason for a man to be a Eunuch.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Retards, will they go to heaven?

Surely allowing retardos into heaven will be bad idea. Remember the time that Stinky was put on gaurd duty and ended up letting a family of Mexicans into church? I shutter to think what would happen in heaven!

Perhaps there is a place within God's site that he puts them, while not letting them through the gates? At least the ones that aren't too retarded to say, "I accept Jesus."