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    Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Finally, we were able to convince Milton and Burro to make a special edition of their very popular Bible Trivia game. I feel the special spanking edition is a better way to help kids (and women) learn their verses! ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
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    Tags: bible study, fun christian games, spanking for good discipline
  • #2
    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Ooh ooh, Mother Glynndie, I get to go first!!!

    Well! I only wish they had this game when those Sinful Simpsons were over to the Flanders' house and were driving poor Neddie insane because they simply could not guess the Correct Biblical characters! Dear Man passed Dead away when Bart guessed "Jesus?" for some sort of ogre with scales or horns or something of that nature!

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    • #3
      Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

      Originally posted by SUV View Post
      Ooh ooh, Mother Glynndie, I get to go first!!!
      Sweet Sister Sue, of course, you are always welcome to play. I just hope we don't wear out Elmer's spanking hand! But I suppose such Godly women as us will get almost every question right
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • #4
        Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

        Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
        Sweet Sister Sue, of course, you are always welcome to play. I just hope we don't wear out Elmer's spanking hand! But I suppose such Godly women as us will get almost every question right
        Don't you mean *every* question?

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        • #5
          Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

          Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
          Don't you mean *every* question?
          Every question is indeed shining and sparkling with God's glory!

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          • #6
            Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            Finally, we were able to convince Milton and Burro to make a special edition of their very popular Bible Trivia game. I feel the special spanking edition is a better way to help kids (and women) learn their verses! ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
            Sounds like Mother Glynndie is a little TOO enthusiastic about the whole spanking bit. Perhaps she deliberately gets a question wrong now and then? Ah well, whatever turns you on.

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            • #7
              Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

              Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
              Sweet Sister Sue, of course, you are always welcome to play. I just hope we don't wear out Elmer's spanking hand! But I suppose such Godly women as us will get almost every question right

              Sounds to me like once you two get going, the only thing Elmer is going to be wearing out his spanking hand on is his monkey.

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              • #8
                Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                Sounds like Mother Glynndie is a little TOO enthusiastic about the whole spanking bit. Perhaps she deliberately gets a question wrong now and then? Ah well, whatever turns you on.
                She is enthusiastic............... YES!!
                Enthusiastic about receiving a good thrashing from her True Christian™ Husband once in a while.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                • #9
                  Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                  Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                  Sounds to me like once you two get going, the only thing Elmer is going to be wearing out his spanking hand on is his monkey.
                  Sounds to me like once you get going, the only thing getting worn out is the patience of the community of Godfearing Christians having to wade through pages and pages of your tedious, witless one-liners. Would you care to justify your continuing presence on this board?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Would you care to justify your continuing presence on this board?
                    It amuses me.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                      Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                      It amuses me.
                      And that kind of self centered attitude is what is going to make Jesus toss your clueless backside into Hell. PRAISE Jesus I won't have to put up with a dullard like you for eternity in Heaven.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                        Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                        It amuses me.
                        No, I wasn't asking what motivates you to continue cluttering up God's favourite forums with your tedious one-liners; too much information about what goes on inside your head could probably give a man nightmares. I'm asking you to provide reasons why you shouldn't be banned, or at the very least placed on moderation.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                          She is enthusiastic............... YES!!
                          Enthusiastic about receiving a good thrashing from her True Christian™ Husband once in a while.
                          To each her own, I guess. The whole BDSM thing just never appealed to me.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            No, I wasn't asking what motivates you to continue cluttering up God's favourite forums with your tedious one-liners; too much information about what goes on inside your head could probably give a man nightmares. I'm asking you to provide reasons why you shouldn't be banned, or at the very least placed on moderation.
                            Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                            To each her own, I guess. The whole BDSM thing just never appealed to me.
                            I'm waiting... I am not God, and so my patience is not infinite.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              No, I wasn't asking what motivates you to continue cluttering up God's favourite forums with your tedious one-liners; too much information about what goes on inside your head could probably give a man nightmares. I'm asking you to provide reasons why you shouldn't be banned, or at the very least placed on moderation.

                              Don't hold your breath waiting for me to beg for whatever passes for mercy in your twisted world - unless you look REALLY good in blue.

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