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  • #16
    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    And that kind of self centered attitude is what is going to make Jesus toss your clueless backside into Hell. PRAISE Jesus I won't have to put up with a dullard like you for eternity in Heaven.

    And praise the Goddess I won't have to spend eternity with self-righteous blowhards like you.

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    • #17
      Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

      Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
      And praise the Goddess I won't have to spend eternity with self-righteous blowhards like you.
      So then you admit to being a perverted lezbean?

      Well then you are quite correct in this post, for once. The eternity you can look forward to will definitely not include the company of Jesus, nor any righteous True Christians™.

      THIS is what you have to face, because you spit in Jesus' face.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        So then you admit to being a perverted lezbean?

        Well then you are quite correct in this post, for once. The eternity you can look forward to will definitely not include the company of Jesus, nor any righteous True Christians™.

        THIS is what you have to face, because you spit in Jesus' face.

        I've eaten red beans, white beans, black beans, pork and beans, green beans, navy beans, lima beans, and Anasazi beans, but I've never seen a lez bean.

        If you're referring to lesbians, (as I assume you are), then I hate to ruin your fantasy, but I'm a straight woman, marrid to a straight man, mother of a wnderful daughter. I have no idea what in my post led you to think that I might be a lesbian. I guess lesbians must just be on your mind a lot. Pull up your tighty whities and get more often.

        As for your hell link, I'm not impressed. It reminds me of The Weekly World News, which, while it is an excellent parody of a tabloid, is hardly a reputable source.

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        • #19
          Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

          Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
          If you're referring to lesbians, (as I assume you are), then I hate to ruin your fantasy, but I'm a straight woman, marrid to a straight man, mother of a wnderful daughter. I have no idea what in my post led you to think that I might be a lesbian.
          You mentioned Goddess worship. Sane heterosexual women do not invent "goddesses" to worship.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            Finally, we were able to convince Milton and Burro to make a special edition of their very popular Bible Trivia game. I feel the special spanking edition is a better way to help kids (and women) learn their verses! ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
            Oooooh, do I get to play?
            Are the spankings administered for a correct or incorrect response? If one gets a correct response, can they administer a spank?
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • #21
              Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              You mentioned Goddess worship. Sane heterosexual women do not invent "goddesses" to worship.
              Sexual orientation has nothing to do with whether one chooses to worship a male god, a female goddess, a combination of gods, goddesses, and other deities, or no deity at all.

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              • #22
                Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                Originally posted by PuffedUpButterfly View Post
                Sexual orientation has nothing to do with whether one chooses to worship a male god, a female goddess, a combination of gods, goddesses, and other deities, or no deity at all.
                Considering your behavior it comes from a deep, pathological hatred of Jesus.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • #23
                  Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Considering your behavior it comes from a deep, pathological hatred of Jesus.
                  I don't hate anyone.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                    Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                    Sounds to me like once you two get going, the only thing Elmer is going to be wearing out his spanking hand on is his monkey.

                    She's got you there! (I'm assuming she....sorry if you're a he!)
                    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 04-11-2007, 02:29 AM.
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                      Last night, Our Sister and my Wife, Sue Vera has a round of Bible Trivia Spanking Game.

                      Whoa Nelly! I think that bamboon bottoms are not even as red as Sue's when the game was over!

                      Time to crack open that KJV 1611 Bible for some more Bible Study.
                      Last edited by Rev. Carlton Green; 04-11-2007, 11:12 AM.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                        She's got you there! (I'm assuming she....sorry if you're a he!)

                        You got it right the first time - I'm all she!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                          Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                          You got it right the first time - I'm all she!
                          I think you missed the "it" out of that sentence.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            I think you missed the "it" out of that sentence.
                            What "it" are you talking about?

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                            • #29
                              Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                              Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                              What "it" are you talking about?
                              Nevermind, dear. Don't you worry your little head about it.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Bible Trivia Spanking Game!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Nevermind, dear. Don't you worry your little head about it.

                                A petty insult referring to a woman as "it" - I figured as much. I had hoped that you would at least be man enough to own up to it, but I guess that's too much to ask.

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