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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post

    Our lads are over in Afghanistan fighting religious zealots like you to protect the world.
    If you're a Brit then you're a liar. Your limp-wristed country has cut and run and is pulling all of your poofta troops out of the country. America (God's favorite country!) is over there sending mudslimes to hell for Jesus.


    Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post
    God will judge you and you'd better hope that it's my God and not yours because if it's yours then you'll likely burn in hell, you're preaching and quoting to kill, one of the commandments was thou shalt not kill. God will Judge, I trust in that.
    You keep harping on that and you're wrong. What kind of a false Christian church do you attend? God actually commands Christians to judge unsaved scum such as yourself. Read my sermon on the subject HERE.

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  • Thereisgoodinevery1
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    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Unsaved Scum, is that a direct quote from the Bible?

    Our lads are over in Afghanistan fighting religious zealots like you to protect the world. God will judge you and you'd better hope that it's my God and not yours because if it's yours then you'll likely burn in hell, you're preaching and quoting to kill, one of the commandments was thou shalt not kill. God will Judge, I trust in that.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post
    You are no Christian, you are a horrendous hypocrite and I pity your future, when your God judges you I think that you'll find that you are no Christian.
    But your wrong. See, right there under my name? It says in English (maybe you cannot read it) "True Christian™"

    I have gone through many long and arduous hours with many Pastors, who held thine rods firmly to me, probing me for inperfections and openings.

    So I have already been judged. My sins washed away by His Blood.

    You are on the other hand, it appears you will die and not go to Heaven. See, you're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
    As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
    Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

    Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.


    Have a good Godly Day


    YIC
    JH



    PS - I think you need to learn how to quote and such, how you are doing it makes you look like a doufus

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  • Thereisgoodinevery1
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    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    [QUOTE=James Hutchins;560659]
    Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post

    So your dad does not realize your mother is a demon whore and your dad is a raging Homer? Sad, very sad. Have you tried to introduce them to my best friend, Jesuis?
    I think that it's sad when Christians quote the Bible but only choose to quote the passages refering to prejudice, hatred and spite. Your God may be all these things but look at the rest of the Bible and you'll find Honesty, Forgiveness and Love, this is my God. Don't bother barring me from your site as you have many others I'm barring myself, I will pray for you all, but I don't hold out much hope as your heart is contorted with hate.

    You judge my parents who have never done a thing wrong in their lives, you know nothing about them other than a set of books that my Mother has read. God will Judge.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post
    You are no Christian, you are a horrendous hypocrite and I pity your future, when your God judges you I think that you'll find that you are no Christian.
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Thereisgoodinevery1
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    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    [QUOTE=James Hutchins;560659]
    Originally posted by Thereisgoodinevery1 View Post

    So your dad does not realize your mother is a demon whore and your dad is a raging Homer? Sad, very sad. Have you tried to introduce them to my best friend, Jesuis?

    You are no Christian, you are a horrendous hypocrite and I pity your future, when your God judges you I think that you'll find that you are no Christian.

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  • James Hutchins
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    [QUOTE=Thereisgoodinevery1;560626]
    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    God categorically doesn't agree with you friend.

    Read what He says about witches
    Exodus 22:18
    18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
    Glory! Jesus suffered and died for your sins friend, why can't you kill the people He tells you to?

    No, Harry Potter is nothing more than a big gay strap on tallywacker that Rowlings has belted to her drooling, harlot hips and is ramming down the throat of America. Hermione Granger is nothing more than Rowlings' avatar, notice how proficient Granger is with a "wand". Reading Harry Potter turns you gay. END OF DISCUSSION.


    I don't know how you can call someone a witch with no proof, isn't it up to God to judge people and dispense his own justice. J.K. Rowling has donated most of the money that she has made to charity. She only wrote a book that is entertaining for children and for adults too. I see no badness in the book it is just based on fantasy, the main "good" characters never try to do harm to anyone, which is encouraged throughout the books. There is a little violence in the books and a few references to more than innocent relationships but this is just in line with most modern literature infact it's probably not as bad as most modern literature. There have been witch hunts in the past and it's been proved since that the inquisitors were ignorant and prejudiced against clever women. As a Brit I am offended by an attack on a fellow Brit who has just used her imagination to make money to support her family and has given most of the money that she has made to charity. What she has written is fiction and children know that the things that she writes about cannot happen in the real world.
    As for the statement that reading Harry Potter turns you gay, I don't think there is any proof you can call on for that. I have read the books over the last ten years and I have been married for the last five years and have three beautiful children, all born in wedlock, I have never considered cheating on my Husband, I stand by my marriage vows and I can assure you that I have had no "Gay" feelings at all, my Mother has also read all the books and she has been married to by Father for 38 years and is also no harlot and doesn't have "Gay" feelings.
    As for googling those words that you mentioned, why would you, a good christian, even think of googling those words?
    They say that you see what you look for, if you're constantly looking for bad then you'l find it. Give people a chance to opporate their "free will" and see that most people will be mainly good. Give your children credit to know what's good and what isn't, they'll learn to judge for themselves as they grow older, give them their moral, ethics and an understanding of their responsibilities to their community and let them grow with love not prejudice. Remeber that there is good in everyone.
    So your dad does not realize your mother is a demon whore and your dad is a raging Homer? Sad, very sad. Have you tried to introduce them to my best friend, Jesuis?

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  • Thereisgoodinevery1
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    Re: Subliminal messages in Harry Potter turn girls into harlots!

    [QUOTE=Bobby-Joe;486530]God categorically doesn't agree with you friend.

    Read what He says about witches
    Exodus 22:18
    18Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live
    Glory! Jesus suffered and died for your sins friend, why can't you kill the people He tells you to?

    No, Harry Potter is nothing more than a big gay strap on tallywacker that Rowlings has belted to her drooling, harlot hips and is ramming down the throat of America. Hermione Granger is nothing more than Rowlings' avatar, notice how proficient Granger is with a "wand". Reading Harry Potter turns you gay. END OF DISCUSSION.


    I don't know how you can call someone a witch with no proof, isn't it up to God to judge people and dispense his own justice. J.K. Rowling has donated most of the money that she has made to charity. She only wrote a book that is entertaining for children and for adults too. I see no badness in the book it is just based on fantasy, the main "good" characters never try to do harm to anyone, which is encouraged throughout the books. There is a little violence in the books and a few references to more than innocent relationships but this is just in line with most modern literature infact it's probably not as bad as most modern literature. There have been witch hunts in the past and it's been proved since that the inquisitors were ignorant and prejudiced against clever women. As a Brit I am offended by an attack on a fellow Brit who has just used her imagination to make money to support her family and has given most of the money that she has made to charity. What she has written is fiction and children know that the things that she writes about cannot happen in the real world.
    As for the statement that reading Harry Potter turns you gay, I don't think there is any proof you can call on for that. I have read the books over the last ten years and I have been married for the last five years and have three beautiful children, all born in wedlock, I have never considered cheating on my Husband, I stand by my marriage vows and I can assure you that I have had no "Gay" feelings at all, my Mother has also read all the books and she has been married to by Father for 38 years and is also no harlot and doesn't have "Gay" feelings.
    As for googling those words that you mentioned, why would you, a good christian, even think of googling those words?
    They say that you see what you look for, if you're constantly looking for bad then you'l find it. Give people a chance to opporate their "free will" and see that most people will be mainly good. Give your children credit to know what's good and what isn't, they'll learn to judge for themselves as they grow older, give them their moral, ethics and an understanding of their responsibilities to their community and let them grow with love not prejudice. Remeber that there is good in everyone.

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  • MiddleGround
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    You are clearly a sinner, and to question the Word of God is blasphemous. Harry Potter supports satanism and teaches children to hang out with old creepy men, anybody who thinks otherwise does not truly understand.

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  • the true
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    please be specific. i'm not here to listen to teenagers aggreing with the high post count

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  • MiddleGround
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    Originally posted by the true View Post
    as you say! where is the proof that i have ever sold narcotics? the allegations you have put upon me can be taken to court, and if proven wrong you can be charged with malatiouse accusations. so sir willing to risk it? or would you care to appologize and just admit that you are not always correct?
    I've gotta agree with Pastor Ezekiel here.

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  • the true
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Dear Godmocking Maggot;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to young children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

    as you say! where is the proof that i have ever sold narcotics? the allegations you have put upon me can be taken to court, and if proven wrong you can be charged with malatiouse accusations. so sir willing to risk it? or would you care to appologize and just admit that you are not always correct?

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by ashleystoe View Post
    You're just another Christian old ass perv who can only find sex in shit.
    I don't believe any of the True Christians™ here are coprophiliacs. Where did you get that idea? From your own sick fantasy, I would imagine.

    I hope your kids get bewitched and kill your ass.
    If my kids were bewitched, they might not only come after the livestock; they might come after my wife Ethel and me too.

    piffleing mormon
    What do you mean by this?

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  • ashleystoe
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    You're just another Christian old ass perv who can only find sex in shit. I hope your kids get bewitched and kill your ass. LETS SEE WHO WILL BE WANTIN SEX THEN. fucking moron

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by the true View Post
    i would like to say that the people on this website disgust me. 99% of you say have you ever even read the bible. well here is a question for you. have you ever read harry potter? now dont twist my words, i am not sayig that harry potter compares to the bible. but i AM saying that The only messages that HP sends are this
    .love is the ultimate power
    . stick with your friends
    .good triumphs
    . the power of team work
    . and to inspire childeren all over the world to reach hhigher and take the higher path

    NOW unless i am mistaked these are all messages that your bible spreads as well. not once in harry potter doesmit condone drugs, nor gay sex or underage sex, or underage drinking. i have read each book multiple times and i have not had sex, not ever drank, not ever done drugs, nor do i find anything attractive about other males. I am one with god and i know him to be understanding,loving, accepting off all creed colors race religion and beliefs, but most of all compassionate and fair. the people of this "house of god" as you call it represent none of these things. You are hateful, spiteful, angry, evil, judgemental, arrogent, and disgustingly old fashioned. If YOU people wish to find a spot in heaven then i strongly suggest you repent of these evil ways and learn to be a true loving induvisual.

    yours sincerely,

    Riley W, speaker of truth
    Dear Godmocking Maggot;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and selling narcotics to young children to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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