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    I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

    Friends, I won't be around for a couple of days. Tomorrow I'm going into the hospital to give birth to my husband's heir.
    Please pray that Jesus makes the baby come into the world or for Him to help my joo doctor induce labor so that we have our July 4 miracle! PRAISE!
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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    Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

    Praise Jesus! A wedding and a birth! Looks like a couple of us boys are gonna have to come around Mr. Whitford's place with a box of Cubans and a couple pats on the back!

    May you bear many more soldiers for Christ, Sister Mary Maria.

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    • #3
      Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

      Are you going to stay up all night and do your stairmaster?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

        Sister, I hear jumping jacks can help induce labor. Or a severe emotional shock.
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        • #5
          Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

          I hope you will not let this birthing interfere with the care and feeding of your husband. What have you planned to ensure his needs are taken care of, to enable him to remain in the spotlight through all of this horrid birthing process? At the Hutchins house, the boys and I go away hunting or on a fishing trip, putting as much distance as possible between us and the screaming and disgusting mess.

          Congratulations on the upcoming birth.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

            PRAISE! Contratulations to the newborn and your husband, Mr. Whitford!
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • #7
              Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

              Brother Whitford is welcome round at the Bathfire home whenever and for as long as he wishes. If it is a son, he'll want to get back quickly, if it's a daughter he could be some time.

              Anyhoo, there's all too much fuss here:
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              • #8
                Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Friends, I won't be around for a couple of days. Tomorrow I'm going into the hospital to give birth to my husband's heir.
                Please pray that Jesus makes the baby come into the world or for Him to help my joo doctor induce labor so that we have our July 4 miracle! PRAISE!


                Good Luck to you Sister Mary Maria. I pray that all goes well for both you and you're husband.


                God Bless.

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                • #9
                  Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

                  WELL?

                  I'm soooooooo excited! Is it a boy? What happened? How much did he weigh?


                  Ohhhhhh! I can't WAIT to get my hands on him!

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                  • #10
                    Re: I'm giving birth to my husband's heir tomorrow!

                    I trust the birthing experience was thoroughly biblical.

                    KJV1611:
                    . . in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children . .


                    This is indeed important, for thou hast birthed a son of Adam (and a girl to boot), and we want everything to start off on the right foot, so to speak.
                    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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