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Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

What can possibly be learned from a centuries old book anyway?

I ask myself the same question everyday. Though, I'm thinking of the Bible instead.

ANYWAY.

I READ said book.

I give it 2 thumbs up.

A superior work of fiction.

I especially liked the Unicorn and the Dragons.

Though, Eragon and Eldest by Christopher Paolini own the Bible SO hard.

Not to mention LoTR and other Tolkien books which are just beyond compare in this case.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I was browsing the children's section of Bible's 'N Things the other day when I stumbled across this:

What a treasure! It's about three golliwogs (no surprise there! ) who live in a nursery cupboard. They're very unhappy in that cramped cupboard, so they decide to go adventuring and find a home of their own -- all kinds of hilarious hijinks ensue, but I won't spoil them here. It has delightful illustrations, quirky characters, a clever story, and NO sexual material, profanity, or blasphemy whatsoever. A perfect book for parents and children alike. Here's a snippet:

Once the three bold Golliwogs, Golly, Woggie, and Nigger, decided to go for a walk to Bumble-Bee Common. Golly wasn't quite ready so Woggie and Nigger said they would start off without him, and Golly would catch them up as soon as he could. So off went Woggie and Nigger, arm-in-arm, singing merrily their favourite song - which, as you may guess, was Ten Little Nigger Boys.

You can see how the prose just sparkles. It's going for over forty bucks on Amazon, but Godless eBay has some FANTASTIC prices that are just too good to pass up. Don't miss out on one of the only good things to ever come out of Britain.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

If that is true, then there is one way to prove it. I double dog dare you to say that you deny the Holy Ghost.

Please know that doing so will ABSOLUTELY and IRREVOCABLY ensure that you WILL be sent into eternal damnation. Denying the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin, and I would urge you to NOT commit it.

But of course if you truly desire an eternity of unspeakable suffering in hellfire, then go right ahead. Jesus is watching.

I triple dog dare you.

Is there a reason for you daring her to do that, then in the same post urging her not too, and then daring her to again? Make up your mind please.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Is there a reason for you daring her to do that, then in the same post urging her not too, and then daring her to again? Make up your mind please.

Jesus makes up my mind, thank you very much.

By the way, I don't see YOU denying the Holy Ghost.....

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Jesus makes up my mind, thank you very much.

By the way, I don't see YOU denying the Holy Ghost.....

When did I said I wanted to?