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  • Peter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Feb 2007
    • 279

    #76
    Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

    Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
    Remind me never to visit Holland!
    (Actually I live in Belgium and I'm proud of it that I live here!)


    See, this may come as a shock to you, but in America it IS considered wrong to break into a man's house with the intent of raping his wife. I know, I know—it sounds crazy; but we have this thing called "civilization." You might want to read up on it.
    But just coming on your property isn't a crime, if he wants to kill someone or rape someone, then it's a crime.

    Belgium is more civilized when it comes to most things.

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    • Virginia Day Templeton
      Christ's Battle Axe
       
      • Dec 2006
      • 2827

      #77
      Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

      Originally posted by Peter View Post
      But just coming on your property isn't a crime, if he wants to kill someone or rape someone, then it's a crime.
      Of course "coming on your property" (to use your innuendo-laden phrasing) is a crime. It's called trespassing. But I specifically said that the negro is obsessed with raping the man's wife, so you're using a straw man argument.

      In other words, you lose.

      Belgium is more civilized when it comes to most things.


      I guess you don't consider free speech to be civilized, then.
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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716

        #78
        Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

        Look here, Eurotrash....

        We saved your French-speaking ass in World War II, and you've never appreciated it. I think you folks WANTED to serve Hitler!!

        And after WE defeated Hitler singlehandedly and Mr. Reagan defeated communism, what was your next move? That's right, importing hundreds of Mudslimes and converting to Islam.

        Some people, like The Eurotrash, do not wished to be saved. They actually seek out the Eternal Company of Satan in Hellfire. The actively strive to be evil on Earth to serve The Beastmaster Satan.

        Have fun getting buggered for all eternity on the business end of Satan massive organ, Eurotrash!!

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        • Brother John
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2007
          • 232

          #79
          Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

          Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
          Dont think they were in a position to fight anything at the time being a minority. Oscar Schindler (without taking any credit or bravery away from the man or what he did) was guided by Itzhak Stern (A very brave man who also risked his life daily) who brought out a strong moral side in him. I think Oscar Schindler was a catholic also - just for the record
          If you'd have payed attention, you would have noticed that Jews necessary for the functioning of a company or anything else got a permit preventing them from being deported. So all you needed was one high-ranking Jew who was allowed to stay to at least make an effort. No, they just fled in cowardice. Plus, stop using that stupid smiley after every post will you, it's highly irrelevant and makes you look (well...) childish. And er, living in Germany would most likely have made Schindler Lutheran.

          And Peter, as Virginia D. Templeton said, there's not even the right of free speech in Belgium.
          Last edited by Brother John; 03-27-2007, 08:48 PM.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #80
            Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

            Originally posted by Peter View Post

            Boring dribble removed because the negro was no criminal (he didn't do anything wrong).
            Oh please, like there is such a thing as an innocent negra. That is hilarious!!

            Why take a look at this pic. This "innocent" news man was caught red handed, right on his own show.

            I'm sure Satan will enjoy reaping his rewards when he is in Hell!

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            • H. Montague Worthington
              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2716

              #81
              Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Oh please, like there is such a thing as an innocent negra. That is hilarious!!

              Why take a look at this pic. This "innocent" news man was caught red handed, right on his own show.

              I'm sure Satan will enjoy reaping his rewards when he is in Hell!

              Lve, Sister Thumper
              Negroes are theives by nature. They have stolen from white people since the first day they got here. In fact, I've added up the amount they owe us in reparations:

              Passage to the United States from Africa by boat: approx. $800 ea., times 35,000,000 Negroes = $28 billion
              Food and lodging: 400 years @ $2 a day, times 35,000,000 Negroes = $2.8 trillion

              So by my calculations, the Negroes owe White (normal) people $2,828,000,000,000.00 even BEFORE you calculate the interest. If you add in the stolen pies, it's a figure so large that it would take NASA to calculate.
              Last edited by H. Montague Worthington; 03-27-2007, 10:42 PM.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #82
                Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

                Originally posted by Peter View Post
                Belgium is more civilized when it comes to most things.
                And I suppose that you are proud of the legalized animal sodomy laws in your third-world country?

                Or the dramatic increase in racism throughout the cesspool you call home?

                Or the proliferation and popularity of openly fascist political parties all over Belgium?

                I don't see anything to be proud of. I would be ashamed if my parents had been so stupid as to be Belgianites.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • MapesInmate
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 43

                  #83
                  Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                  Originally posted by Lady Sorrow View Post
                  I must call attention to a new Harry Potter abomination. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows is due to be released in July. I hope everyone has their bonfire grounds all ready! I know I do! I'm greatly looking forward to the release of this book.
                  To burn it, of course.
                  I'm actually, you know, hoping to actually read it.

                  Because if you actually read it, it's like the Bible. Harry is like Jesus, Dumbledore is like God, and Voldy is like Satan.

                  It's a very good series.

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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #84
                    Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                    Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
                    I'm actually, you know, hoping to actually read it.

                    Because if you actually read it, it's like the Bible. Harry is like Jesus, Dumbledore is like God, and Voldy is like Satan.

                    It's a very good series.
                    The title of this thread is, "Review a book for JESUS".

                    Harry Potter is not at all like Jesus.

                    Harry Potter harnesses the forces of Satan to fight his enemies, where Jesus (being God Himself) uses the forces of God.

                    Dumbledore is old, white-bearded, and DEAD. In what way can you say he's at all like God?!

                    Thanks for playing . . . try again when you've read a book and can review it FOR JESUS!
                    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-01-2007, 04:07 AM.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #85
                      Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                      Originally posted by MapesInmate View Post
                      I'm actually, you know, hoping to actually read it.

                      Because if you actually read it, it's like the Bible. Harry is like Jesus, Dumbledore is like God, and Voldy is like Satan.
                      And all witches are to be put to death? Friend, nobody is "like" Jesus or "like" God, and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy.

                      I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #86
                        Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.
                        I'm sure we all look forward to your reviews!

                        I must look and see what's next on my own "to-read" shelf.

                        (By the way, 29 posts have been moved to a more appropriate place, "FatAssButterbutt's Wanton Ho Sex Class". Thanks to BTB for the title! Now, let's try to keep the Book Review thread focused on Book Reviews, not BABs sexual proclivities!)
                        Last edited by OnYourKnees; 04-12-2007, 07:15 PM.

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                        • BadAssButterfly
                          Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 232

                          #87
                          Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.
                          Vonnegut was a genius, whose wit and wisdom will be sorely missed. I have most of his books in my library. Considering both the physical and philosophical similarities, I think he may have been the reincarnation of Mark Twain.

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                          • Virginia Day Templeton
                            Christ's Battle Axe
                             
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 2827

                            #88
                            Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            I've set myself the task of studying a few of the blasphemies of Kurt Vonnegut, to try and understand the mindset of a God-mocker; I'll let the Church know if I find anything interesting.
                            How ironic that you posted this a mere week before that druggie was struck dead by Jesus. Well, he was actually pushed down a flight of stairs by Jesus a while back and took a while to succumb; same thing.

                            I tried reading The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien today but gave up in disgust midway through the introduction. Why do so many "Christians" enjoy these books? The man was a deranged Brit Mary-cultist who glorified Satanic sorcery. I can tell you this: without his precedent, Harry Potter and all of that filth would never have come to be, and Hell's population would be a lot smaller. Ugh!
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #89
                              Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                              Originally posted by BadAssButterfly View Post
                              Vonnegut was a genius, whose wit and wisdom will be sorely missed. I have most of his books in my library. Considering both the physical and philosophical similarities, I think he may have been the reincarnation of Mark Twain.
                              That queer is rotting in hell right now, along with your communist idol John Lennon and that naked demon worshiper Ghandi. You and your lezbean daughter will be joining them soon enough I'm afraid.

                              Are you willing to repent yet and accept the love of Christ?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • BadAssButterfly
                                Sassy Mouthed Unsaved Trash
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 232

                                #90
                                Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                That queer is rotting in hell right now, along with your communist idol John Lennon and that naked demon worshiper Ghandi. You and your lezbean daughter will be joining them soon enough I'm afraid.

                                Whatever. If you're going to threaten me with something I don't believe in, you may as well threaten me with being eaten by the monster under the bed.

                                Are you willing to repent yet and accept the love of Christ?
                                I see nothing in my life that requires repentance. I do my best to be a good person, and I think that is that is really necessary.

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