[BadAssButterfly (On Moderation)]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I had read part of that book... as much as I could stomach... and it do not surprise me that this godless ho had enjoyed readin' that smut. It be the inspiration for that godless Da Winky Code book. In it, Jesus marries that trollop Mary Magdalene and haves chillrens with her. He also disrespectful to God (his own DADDY!!) AND he be buddy-buddy with Satan - sound like what the Mormons believes! But that do not be the worst... the worst is... it depict... well, if any True Christian™ with a weak heart should be readin' this, it might be best if they stop right now. I'm warnin' y'all....It depict Jesus and Judas as HOMERS! Oooooo LORD! I done got traumatized just thinkin' about it. I's gonna have to go spend some time in the prayer closet now.

Perhaps you should have finished the book and then you would have actually understood it.
The possibilty of marriage and children was one of the things with which he was tempted. At the end of the book, he chooses to forego the chance to live out a norml mortal life and chooses the cross.

As for the book depicting him as buddy-buddy withSatan and lovers with Judas - YOU LIE!

[Brother Temperance]

Yesterday, a power outage left me temporarily cut off from God's favourite forums. Since I'm naturally of a nervous and imaginative disposition (a condition that wasn't helped by the fact that I hadn't slept for the last 48 hours, and had spent the last two nights reading the stories of HP Lovecraft and obsessively rereading the Book of Revelation over and over again), I found that my head rapidly became filled with all sorts of nightmarish scenarios. What if the Rapture had started and I'd been Left Behind? What if the Four Horsemen were about to ride out and devastate humanity with famine, pestilence, war and death?

What if Barack Hussein Obama wins in 2008? I found the thought of America groaning under the tyranny of its first Jihadist President particularly alarming, and began to wonder about what exactly that crazed buck would get up to if he ever seized power. With this in mind (and still cut off from God's Favourite Forums), I decided to begin reading Black Skin, White Masks by Frantz Fanon, a book dedicated to solving the age-old question of whether negroes can be said to "think", and, if so, what they "think" about.

Fanon appears to be woefully unfamiliar with the Holy Bible, and the poor simpleminded pickaninny had obviously been manipulated by sinister Jews such as Freud and Sartre (or, as he refers to them, Massah Freud and Massah Sartre), but some of his conclusions are fascinating. He attempts to explain why it is that "mulattos and negroes have only one thought from the moment they land in Europe: to gratify their appetite for white women" (a direct quote from the book), and reaches a startling conclusion: the negro (or mulatto, reading the book I was saddened to discover that most mulattoes seem to be driven by the same primitive urges as their full-blooded spear-chucking cousins.

We should all give thanks to Christ for making sure that our own Brer Remy never displays the sort of wild behaviour as these savage jungle bunnies) is actually conscious of his own inferiority, and it is this that drives them to rape white women and steal their pies - amazingly enough, the thick-witted jigaboos appear to honestly believe that if they fornicate with enough white women and eat enough white people's pies, they'll eventually turn white themselves!

As I mentioned above, Fanon's mind was obviously confused by the anti-God doctrines of Sigmund Fraud, and this leads him to conduct a further investigation into why these Godless nigs are so inferior in the first place. His discoveries in this area are particularly interesting: according to Fanon, buck negroes are unable to resolve their oedipus complexes, owing to the fact that, during childhood, every single negro in the world has seen their father come home drunk on malt liquor, take all his clothes off, and then fall asleep, and it is this moment of witnessing their father drunk, naked and unconscious that leads them to develop the urge to become white. Fascinating stuff, and I'm not even halfway through yet.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Yesterday, a power outage left me temporarily cut off from God's favourite forums.

I seldom read anything except the TV Guide and the info stripe at the bottom of my FoxNews broadcast. But I did want to remind everyone to keep a few books on the shelf for when your power goes out . . . once lit, books give off light and heat and a large pile of books can provide hours of entertainment for the whole congregation.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Yesterday, a power outage left me temporarily cut off from God's favourite forums. Since I'm naturally of a nervous and imaginative disposition (a condition that wasn't helped by the fact that I hadn't slept for the last 48 hours, and had spent the last two nights reading the stories of HP Lovecraft and obsessively rereading the Book of Revelation over and over again), I found that my head rapidly became filled with all sorts of nightmarish scenarios. What if the Rapture had started and I'd been Left Behind? What if the Four Horsemen were about to ride out and devastate humanity with famine, pestilence, war and death?

What if Barack Hussein Obama wins in 2008? I found the thought of America groaning under the tyranny of its first Jihadist President particularly alarming, and began to wonder about what exactly that crazed buck would get up to if he ever seized power. With this in mind (and still cut off from God's Favourite Forums), I decided to begin reading Black Skin, White Masks by Frantz Fanon, a book dedicated to solving the age-old question of whether negroes can be said to "think", and, if so, what they "think" about.

Fanon appears to be woefully unfamiliar with the Holy Bible, and the poor simpleminded pickaninny had obviously been manipulated by sinister Jews such as Freud and Sartre (or, as he refers to them, Massah Freud and Massah Sartre), but some of his conclusions are fascinating. He attempts to explain why it is that "mulattos and negroes have only one thought from the moment they land in Europe: to gratify their appetite for white women" (a direct quote from the book), and reaches a startling conclusion: the negro (or mulatto, reading the book I was saddened to discover that most mulattoes seem to be driven by the same primitive urges as their full-blooded spear-chucking cousins.

We should all give thanks to Christ for making sure that our own Brer Remy never displays the sort of wild behaviour as these savage jungle bunnies) is actually conscious of his own inferiority, and it is this that drives them to rape white women and steal their pies - amazingly enough, the thick-witted jigaboos appear to honestly believe that if they fornicate with enough white women and eat enough white people's pies, they'll eventually turn white themselves!

As I mentioned above, Fanon's mind was obviously confused by the anti-God doctrines of Sigmund Fraud, and this leads him to conduct a further investigation into why these Godless nigs are so inferior in the first place. His discoveries in this area are particularly interesting: according to Fanon, buck negroes are unable to resolve their oedipus complexes, owing to the fact that, during childhood, every single negro in the world has seen their father come home drunk on malt liquor, take all his clothes off, and then fall asleep, and it is this moment of witnessing their father drunk, naked and unconscious that leads them to develop the urge to become white. Fascinating stuff, and I'm not even halfway through yet.

BT,
Get some sleep. You're delusional from exhaustion.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I seldom read anything except the TV Guide and the info stripe at the bottom of my FoxNews broadcast. But I did want to remind everyone to keep a few books on the shelf for when your power goes out . . . once lit, books give off light and heat and a large pile of books can provide hours of entertainment for the whole congregation.

I KNEW there had to be a good use for all those Tim LaHaye and Josh McDowell books! I'm going to go out and buy some now to keep in the kindling box next to my fireplace. Thank you for the wonderful suggestion.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I KNEW there had to be a good use for all those Tim LaHaye and Josh McDowell books! I'm going to go out and buy some now to keep in the kindling box next to my fireplace. Thank you for the wonderful suggestion.

Well that's very nice of you! I know they'll appreciate the income, and both Brother Tim and Brother Josh are exuberant Tithers here at Landover Baptist. By all means purchase their books by the case!

[Brother Temperance]

Black Sin, White Masks

Well, as mentioned in my previous post, I've not even finished Fanon's backwards negro book yet, but I keep finding more and more fascinating stuff. In the chapter I'm currently on, he examines the condition of "negrophobia." Now, I'd never heard of this before, but apparently some people are prejudiced against nigs, and regard them with a mixture of fear and revulsion. It's pretty strange to read about something so far removed from our normal experience, but apparently these people have a pathological fear of being raped by buck negroes, and in both women and men it results from them repressing their unhealthy urges for dark flesh. Just thinking about such things makes me stiff with disgust. I can barely even imagine what it must be like for these people who have a suppressed fascination with massive, throbbing, pounding negro tallywhackers. The idea seems so strange that I just can't stop thinking about it.
Please, if anyone can think of anything that could help me to understand this bizarre phenomenon of white folk who are obsessed with negro genitalia and find the sickening thought of white folk being penetrated by wild dark-skinned members is always at the back of their mind, I'd be very keen to hear it.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well that's very nice of you! I know they'll appreciate the income, and both Brother Tim and Brother Josh are exuberant Tithers here at Landover Baptist. By all means purchase their books by the case!

I won't be buying new copies, so they won't be getting any extra royalties from me, and they aren't worth paying full cover price for anyway. I'll buy them from yard sales, thrift stores, etc., where they go for 10 to 25 cents each.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Black Sin, White Masks

Well, as mentioned in my previous post, I've not even finished Fanon's backwards negro book yet, but I keep finding more and more fascinating stuff. In the chapter I'm currently on, he examines the condition of "negrophobia." Now, I'd never heard of this before, but apparently some people are prejudiced against nigs, and regard them with a mixture of fear and revulsion. It's pretty strange to read about something so far removed from our normal experience, but apparently these people have a pathological fear of being raped by buck negroes, and in both women and men it results from them repressing their unhealthy urges for dark flesh. Just thinking about such things makes me stiff with disgust. I can barely even imagine what it must be like for these people who have a suppressed fascination with massive, throbbing, pounding negro tallywhackers. The idea seems so strange that I just can't stop thinking about it.
Please, if anyone can think of anything that could help me to understand this bizarre phenomenon of white folk who are obsessed with negro genitalia and find the sickening thought of white folk being penetrated by wild dark-skinned members is always at the back of their mind, I'd be very keen to hear it.

You mean folks like TC's?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I won't be buying new copies, so they won't be getting any extra royalties from me, and they aren't worth paying full cover price for anyway. I'll buy them from yard sales, thrift stores, etc., where they go for 10 to 25 cents each.

Well if you want to go though those filthy places go right ahead. I know for a fact that unsaved children wipe their satanic boogers all over the things sold in yard sales and thrift stores....

At any rate, the guys are doing quite well without you. Their books are always on the NYT Bestsellers list. They rake in millions.

Left Behind, book one, released with little fan fare in 1995, but now 12 years later, the series has sold more than 65 million copies and rocked the publishing world.

Take a look at what you're missing. You are one of the unsaved scum who will be "Left Behind". And good riddance too.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well if you want to go though those filthy places go right ahead. I know for a fact that unsaved children wipe their satanic boogers all over the things sold in yard sales and thrift stores....


Satanic boogers? That's one I haven't heard before. Besides, what difference do germs make if I'm going to burn them anyway?

At any rate, the guys are doing quite well without you. Their books are always on the NYT Bestsellers list. They rake in millions.

So does Jimmy Braggart Ministries. I cna't stop idiots from sending him money, but I won't be writing him a check.



Take a look at what you're missing. You are one of the unsaved scum who will be "Left Behind". And good riddance too.

Given the choice between hell and eternity with folks like you, I'd take hell. Of course, since I believe that both heaven nor hell are imagnary, it's not a problem.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Given the choice between hell and eternity with folks like you, I'd take hell.

Of course you would. You couldn't stand to be around 24/7 joyfulness, now would you, Dances with Joy. To be in the Presence of the Lord for all eternity, now wouldn't that just be awful! Truly you make no sense to me! I presume you were sent to a public school

Of course, since I believe that both heaven nor hell are imagnary, it's not a problem.

My, someone has quite the command of the English Language, hasn't he! Even as a scientist, I have a better grasp of the language than you...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Of course you would. You couldn't stand to be around 24/7 joyfulness, now would you, Dances with Joy. To be in the Presence of the Lord for all eternity, now wouldn't that just be awful! Truly you make no sense to me! I presume you were sent to a public school


My, someone has quite the command of the English Language, hasn't he! Even as a scientist, I have a better grasp of the language than you...

So you've never made a typo and missed it? I originally typed "neither heaven nor hell are real," then changed it and forgot to delete one letter.

And I'm not a he.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Given the choice between hell and eternity with folks like you, I'd take hell. Of course, since I believe that both heaven nor hell are imagnary, it's not a problem.

If that is true, then there is one way to prove it. I double dog dare you to say that you deny the Holy Ghost.

Please know that doing so will ABSOLUTELY and IRREVOCABLY ensure that you WILL be sent into eternal damnation. Denying the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin, and I would urge you to NOT commit it.

But of course if you truly desire an eternity of unspeakable suffering in hellfire, then go right ahead. Jesus is watching.

I triple dog dare you.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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If that is true, then there is one way to prove it. I double dog dare you to say that you deny the Holy Ghost.

Please know that doing so will ABSOLUTELY and IRREVOCABLY ensure that you WILL be sent into eternal damnation. Denying the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin, and I would urge you to NOT commit it.

But of course if you truly desire an eternity of unspeakable suffering in hellfire, then go right ahead. Jesus is watching.

I triple dog dare you.

There is no such entity as the Holy Ghost.