[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

"The DaVinci Code" is God-hating, purely Satanic drivel. You couldn't make me read that anti-True Christian™ propaganda with a gun to my head. Jesus must have a very special punishment planned for Dan Brown. My unSaved mother tried to give it to me for Christmas, and it went right into the fireplace.
I give this book 0 crosses out of 5.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

http://www.chickensoup.com/



I've got this one book full of inspirational stories. It's the BIBLE!!! (kjv1611).

Chicken soup=Christ-killer food. Why would anyone want it for their soul?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Books to BAN or BURN!

I think there is something sinful about the books of Dr. Seuss. I've read "Green Eggs and Ham," and it has nothing to do with the curse of Ham.

Additionally, I'm troubled about what hidden sinful messages kids might get from these books. Look at some of the titles--

"Hop On Pop" - Incest Sex Manual?
"Cat in the Hat" - Satan's favorite housepet wearing the hardhat from the Village People's construction worker?
"One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish" - Mocking the last supper?
"If I Ran the Circus" - Beastiality?
"Horton Hatches a Who" - Out of wedlock births?

Disgusting.

While we're on the subject of that joo Dr. Sues, there is another of his communistic "children's stories" that needs to be eliminated from all libraries. Its called "The Lorax", and it is the purest expression of anti-capitalist propoganda since Karl Marx published Das Kapital. It vilifies the Godly timber industry, which is just another way for vegans and jews to try and prevent the mass printing of Holy KJV1611 Bibles.

As just one example of how vile books like this influence children and help to propagate the spread of hippie-ism and sodomy, there is a "student cooperative" in Godless Eugene, Oregon (California's Canada), named "Lorax Manner". Notice the deliberate misspelling of the word "manor"? That's marxism for you.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I have an idea. Instead of burning these books, how about we burn the authors? We can set up a publisher, and scan the submissions. We can then set up meetings with these people, saying we'd like to discuss their book. After that, if Jesus chooses to save them, the fire will go out.

[Peter]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I have an idea. Instead of burning these books, how about we burn the authors? We can set up a publisher, and scan the submissions. We can then set up meetings with these people, saying we'd like to discuss their book. After that, if Jesus chooses to save them, the fire will go out.

I have a better idea, stop being so hateful against everyone.

[Deaner]

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I have a better idea, stop being so hateful against everyone.

That's rich, in another thread you justified the killing of Jesus; you implied He deserved it. Now you want Him to be nice to you? Are you on drugs friend?

[Peter]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

That's rich, in another thread you justified the killing of Jesus; you implied He deserved it. Now you want Him to be nice to you? Are you on drugs friend?

The people you want to burn are innocent people, they don't preach lies, they just write books for a living.

[Brother John]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

The people you want to burn are innocent people, they don't preach lies, they just write books for a living.

Anything in disaccord with God's word is a lie.

[Peter]

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Are you serious? Do you actually believe that nonsense?

[Brother John]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

Are you serious? Do you actually believe that nonsense?

The same way you believe secular drivel, except that the Bible's word is true. I think the Pastors would be able cite some verses predicting people like you coming and calling the Truth nonsense (I myself do not yet have a profound enough knowledge of the Bible).

[Peter]

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The same way you believe secular drivel, except that the Bible's word is true. I think the Pastors would be able cite some verses predicting people like you coming and calling the Truth nonsense (I myself do not yet have a profound enough knowledge of the Bible).

The bible is just toiletpaper with letters in it. And yes, I am proud to believe science, because it is proven with experiments. There is nothing more correct than an experiment.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I have an idea. Instead of burning these books, how about we burn the authors? We can set up a publisher, and scan the submissions. We can then set up meetings with these people, saying we'd like to discuss their book. After that, if Jesus chooses to save them, the fire will go out.

Before making such decisions, we should first read and review the books from a Christian perspective.

The bible is just toiletpaper with letters in it. And yes, I am proud to believe science, because it is proven with experiments. There is nothing more correct than an experiment.

This is a thread for reviewing books, not yammering nonsensically with your anti-God spew.

[Brother John]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

The bible is just toiletpaper with letters in it. And yes, I am proud to believe science, because it is proven with experiments. There is nothing more correct than an experiment.

I pity you, friend... You clearly don't even know anything about science.
An experiment is conducted by making presumptions to fit in with your theory, that's problem one. You postulate something, then do some tests to see whether it's what you'd hoped for. Mostly, multiple test are run so they can pour their data in to statistics, process that and - this is perfectly true - calculate the odds of the odds of your initial hypothesis being false, problem two.
Another issue is funding. If research doesn't produce results, funds will no longer be available. So in order to be able to keep on researching, or get a nicer result, data is sometimes altered or even forged to suit one's will. A typical example is the otherwise greatly revered scientist Woo-Suk Hwang, better known as the 'discoverer' of stem cell therapy. Problem three.
And last but not least, the design of your study, as well as human errors such as subjectivity (without willfully changing data), can greatly influence the outcome, which is problem four.

So let's line this up.
1: A presumption is made in order to formulate a hypothesis.*
2: The end result is expressed by means of the probability of a probability.
3: Economic reasons may incite forgery of results.
4: Your outcome may already be wrong on beforehand, because of the way your experiment is designed or because of experimenter's own imperfections.

Now let's compare this to the Bible:
1: No presumptions in the Bible that are possibly wrong.
2: No "it is probably"-stuff in the Bible.
3: The Bible has no reason to be influenced by economic reasons.
4: No design in the Bible, it's the way God had it written down. Since God is perfect, he wouldn't dictate false truths, and ensure it's written down right.

As you can see, the Bible is flawless. Then again it's God's word and therefore that's what we could expect.

*: For instance, Niels Bohr, in his calculations for the quantization of angular momentum, presumed that the momentum times the wavelength equals Planck's constant, what hadn't been proved nor experimentally sighted. He chose it because it rendered the only plausible outcome.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

The book that I chose to review was Their Eyes Were Watching God. Now, of course I assumed that was about True Christians watching the sky and waiting for Jesus' return, but boy was I wrong!

Turns out that it is a piece of Nigra propaganda, telling the story of a black woman who believes that Whitey has been holding her down. She constantly complains about how her grandmother was "raped" by her white owner, an act of compassion to try to get the poor baby a chance to get into Heaven with a bit of white blood.... Turns out that this black woman (Janie) is somewhat of a little tramp as well! She marries a rich businessman to be his trophy-wife, but suspiciously, he dies soon after. Now that she has his money, she meets another nigra (oddly enough, named Tea Cake--how do those blacks name their kids, after the first thing that he steals after he's born?) and runs all over town fornicating with him. Tea Cake goes insane (he claims its because he was bitten by a rabid dog, but I think he just was acting according to his nature) and tries to kill Janie. She takes advantage of the situation and shoots him instead, to add another notch to her belt for killing husbands. She then leaves town because the nigra's friends were all upset about the little incident, but when she returns home she is all upset because people are *gasp* talking about the little whore who has a penchant for killing husbands.

I do not recommend this book to anyone. How anyone is watching God in this, I have no idea. The book is rife with godlessness and immorality. Don't let the title fool you, there is nothing about anyone watching for God in this!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Review a Book for Jesus!!

I do not recommend this book to anyone. How anyone is watching God in this, I have no idea. The book is rife with godlessness and immorality. Don't let the title fool you, there is nothing about anyone watching for God in this!

It sounds like this little hussy needs to be watching for God to GET her! And He will, come Judgment Day, GLORY!

Thank you for that insightful review, Doctor!