[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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YOUR experiences with tissues and computers are irrelevant. We're talking about Mother Glynndie's son Skeeter, who is eagerly looking forward to witnessing to the wild, depraved African Negroes he's seen in his National Geographic magazines!

Skeeter is a good, innocent young man, with none of your wordly lusts! Why, when he recently saw an issue of Vogue with a half-naked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover, he ran with it to his prayer closet and was in there for an hour, at least, praying God would help them see the error of their ways!!

Now, stop talking nonsense, get on your knees, and open up for Jesus! Clearly, you're imagining all manner of disgusting vile perversions and projecting them onto Skeeter in an attempt to assuage your own guilty conscience!

Guilty conscience? I don't surf porn. I'm just saying, Skeeter seems to be at the age where at least 100.8% of all boys have surfed porn.

Though, I don't know Skeeter, so perhaps this is a tad more innocent than what most of us would think. So I apologize for any misunderstanding.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Guilty conscience? I don't surf porn. I'm just saying, Skeeter seems to be at the age where at least 100.8% of all boys have surfed porn.

Though, I don't know Skeeter, so perhaps this is a tad more innocent than what most of us would think. So I apologize for any misunderstanding.

Skeeter is a good Christian and turned his life over to Jesus. If he saw any porn on the internets Christ would shield Skeeter's eyes from the depravity.

Skeeter is just net, that is all.

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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Skeeter is a good Christian and turned his life over to Jesus. If he saw any porn on the internets Christ would shield Skeeter's eyes from the depravity.

Skeeter is just net, that is all.

Well misunderstandings do happen of course. I'm sure that Skeeter is a perfectly good little boy who simply uses the tissues and deletes the history for a perfectly...harmless...reason.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Well misunderstandings do happen of course. I'm sure that Skeeter is a perfectly good little boy who simply uses the tissues and deletes the history for a perfectly...harmless...reason.

Your profile says you are a 15year old girl.
Where did you get these unpure thoughts and all this unhealthy knowledge of young boys, from?

I'm pretty sure you didn't get them from an abstinence class... now did you?
It saddens me to see a little girl waste her life on sin and fornication like this.

Did your dad give you permission to be here btw?

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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Your profile says you are a 15year old girl.
Where did you get these unpure thoughts and all this unhealthy knowledge of young boys, from?

I'm pretty sure you didn't get them from an abstinence class... now did you?
It saddens me to see a little girl waste her life on sin and fornication like this.

Did your dad give you permission to be here btw?

I hung out with boys in middle school. That's how I know. I don't want to, but I do.

And my father wouldn't give a crap if I were injecting heroin and fornicating with Polacks. He is a Jew, and those people have no sense of morality or decency whatsoever!

[Bobby-Joe]

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I hung out with boys in middle school. That's how I know. I don't want to, but I do.

And my father wouldn't give a crap if I were injecting heroin and fornicating with Polacks. He is a Jew, and those people have no sense of morality or decency whatsoever!

So you base you ideas on how good Christian boys behave on from a bunch of winy Jew boys?

[OnYourKnees]

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I hung out with boys in middle school. That's how I know. I don't want to, but I do.

And my father wouldn't give a crap if I were injecting heroin and fornicating with Polacks. He is a Jew, and those people have no sense of morality or decency whatsoever!

Such language and imagery!

My dear Inmate, this is a Baptist Church Forum. We are here to discuss the Truth about God and Jesus, as the Bible teaches us. We are NOT here to discuss your perverted fantasies!

Please try to remember the reason we are here. Landover Baptist Church is every bit as serious as God and the very fires of Hell!

Our only hope is that some day you can also feel the Unconditional* Love of Jesus, as we do!

*Unconditional Love offer subject to terms and conditions. See Unconditional Love contract for details. Violation of Unconditional Love contract will result in immediate termination of contract and subjection to eternal torture in Hellfire.

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

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So you base you ideas on how good Christian boys behave on from a bunch of winy Jew boys?

Err... how did you um... interpret my post like that? That's not what I meant at all. My father would care if I were using heroin and sleeping with Polacks...

And the boys I hung out with weren't Jewish at all...

Why don't you think before oyu post? Or does your god do that for you?

[SalvationSeeker]

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I hung out with boys in middle school. That's how I know. I don't want to, but I do.

Then you wouldn't have bothered to ask them about it.. nor would you have listened to them.
You sought the company of boys because you are perverted and wanted to fornicate with them.

And my father wouldn't give a crap if I were injecting heroin and fornicating with Polacks. He is a Jew, and those people have no sense of morality or decency whatsoever!

I have to agree with that.
Christ-killers are a bad and amoral breed.

[Zephaniah]

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Friends, before we take too much notice of the above article, I might remind you all of where it was originally posted:

https://www.adequacy.org

This site was, for a short period around 2001-2002, a hotbed for the forces of Secular Communism. This article was, in fact, posted as a parody of our most Godly nation and faith. It seems that Daniel has either been beguiled by the forces of Satan at work there, or is, in fact, no closer to accepting Christ than Mel Gibson.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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I would love to be a h4xx0r.

I know b4t(|-|, but he lost the book he learned it from.

I'm currently searching for a teacher.

[Kazoo]

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One little thing that I would like to point out is that there are far more than just two colours of hackers--there are truly many, many shades and hues (as corny as that sounds). Just off the top of my head, I can list white, black, grey, blue, and red, just to name a few,

The point is, hackers are an elitist group of technological aficionados, some putting their skills to use for derogatory purposes, others purely to find information, leaving virtually no trace of their ever having been there.

Rant aside, I just thought I would point out that the wide world of hacking is is many shades of grey and very seldom just in simple black-and-white. Anyways, yes, hackers are a quickly disappearing group and often times misunderstood to the point of severe character assassination. Admittedly, yes, there are a good number of black hats running around, but you don't usually hear about them--it is generally just script kiddies that are running around with pre-made PHP and MySQL injection scripts that don't know how to code past simple HTML elements, if that.

The script kiddies are the underbelly, the scourge of the computing world--they have little, if any, idea what it is they are doing and simply do it to "look cool" or so that they can claim "Oh, I hacked that site yesterday" and have no place in the true world of hacking.

White hats, to elaborate on your previous point, hack either for a company, or for the acquisition of knowledge. They will hack into a web site simply to gain access to otherwise restricted knowledge and wealths of information, entering and leaving with as little disturbance as possible to the mainstream traffic. Others will fill their time with reverse-engineering programs--taking a program, breaking it apart, and finding out exactly how it works and what the original author was intending with the original script.

[Andrew Shaw]

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"If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glow colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences."

This person seems to have confused a 'hacker' with a 'raver' in the category of appearance. Ravers are the ones that wear clothing like that when they go to nightclubs or special dance parties called 'raves'.

Just clearing up a mistake

hah i love raves..despite the drug use and ive got spiked hair i must be a hacker(P.L.U.R.)

[Karmic Retribution (On Moderation)]

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You know, in the description of how hackers look..That's not quite right. They can be anyone, at any time, in any place, they can be geeks, they can be jocks, preps, maybe a smart cheerleader if one existed. It could be a teacher, a student, or even some old geezer at the age of 83 who learned to work the power button.

[Andrew Shaw]

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You know, in the description of how hackers look..That's not quite right. They can be anyone, at any time, in any place, they can be geeks, they can be jocks, preps, maybe a smart cheerleader if one existed. It could be a teacher, a student, or even some old geezer at the age of 83 who learned to work the power button.

Yeah well nobody ever puts alot of thought in what they say on these bullitens so i just let it pass or joke around with it..you should see the one about goth kids haha!