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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
Originally posted by Jesse View PostOkay, here's my helpful addition, I appologise in advance if this offends anyone as I know it most likely will.
A- Dick, c*ck or nob
B- T*ts or Bazumbas
C- C**t
Since you need extra help, I'll inform you that choo choo, dirty pillows and cooter seem to be pretty popular around here. HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORAJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
HAHAHAHAHA
Now this is a thread I can get behind, if you know what I mean
Why do you need special words for the 'naughty parts' - as you so innocently put it?
Why keep your children in the dark, if you're gonna ride them hard to teach them right from wrong it's only fair they know what you're shuving up their... No, seriously you should just refer to them by what the rest of us do.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View PostNo, seriously you should just refer to them by what the rest of us do.O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
I was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fineNow that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.
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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View PostI was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fineJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View PostI was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fine
or you could call them:
A- Tom or Dick or Harry
B- happy bubbles
C- beef producer
lol jk but you should call them by their real names or your kids may think that it is ok to make up names for them. (there are some VERY rude names floating around in schools)
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A - depends on who is asking. If its a boy, tell him its his "HooHoo". If its a little girl just being nosy, you slap her.
B - Knobs to the Heart
C - Vahjayjay
Penis + Vagina - Marriage under God = SatanPremarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
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I've always been partial to "thingy" for boys and "unmentionable" for girls. Not that we should mention anything about boys' thingies.Posted via Prayer
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C-> C*nt, Veg., Tunnel to Fun, Baby Maker, Vegina
seriously, just call them what they are meant to be called. Dock, Bobs, and the above mentioned names.
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Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???
Should we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.
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Originally posted by Joo View PostShould we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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What is Joo talking about?
I use my mouth and tongue to bash Satan lovers and spread the Good Word of the Lord.Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!
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