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  • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

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    • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

      Okay, here's my helpful addition, I appologise in advance if this offends anyone as I know it most likely will.

      A- Dick, c*ck or nob

      B- T*ts or Bazumbas

      C- C**t
      Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-10-2007, 01:20 AM. Reason: profanity

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      • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

        Originally posted by Jesse View Post
        Okay, here's my helpful addition, I appologise in advance if this offends anyone as I know it most likely will.

        A- Dick, c*ck or nob

        B- T*ts or Bazumbas

        C- C**t
        Praise Jesus for installing HIS Godly word filter on HIS favorite forum. These blasphemous words are exactly why I started this thread. It is important that we have code words that don't anger GOD or alert our children (under 21 years of age) that we are talking about that filthy biological function we seem to share (by choice of course) with soulless animals.

        Since you need extra help, I'll inform you that choo choo, dirty pillows and cooter seem to be pretty popular around here. HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORA
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        • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

          HAHAHAHAHA

          Now this is a thread I can get behind, if you know what I mean

          Why do you need special words for the 'naughty parts' - as you so innocently put it?
          Why keep your children in the dark, if you're gonna ride them hard to teach them right from wrong it's only fair they know what you're shuving up their... No, seriously you should just refer to them by what the rest of us do.
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          • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            No, seriously you should just refer to them by what the rest of us do.
            Friend, young children certainly do not need to refer to what sodomites like you do!
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            • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

              I was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fine
              Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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              • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                I was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fine
                Dear Lord! And on a Sunday too! You will receive 42 warning points per dirty word. STERN GLYNNDIE
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                • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                  Thank you.
                  Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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                  • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                    Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                    I was merely saying that children should call their genitals by their actual names, penis, vagina and breasts. I've never called them anything else, well I have but those things are far worse than their actual names, and I turned out fine
                    I agree with you 100%

                    or you could call them:

                    A- Tom or Dick or Harry
                    B- happy bubbles
                    C- beef producer


                    lol jk but you should call them by their real names or your kids may think that it is ok to make up names for them. (there are some VERY rude names floating around in schools)
                    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-18-2007, 07:31 AM. Reason: profanity removed

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                    • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                      A - depends on who is asking. If its a boy, tell him its his "HooHoo". If its a little girl just being nosy, you slap her.
                      B - Knobs to the Heart
                      C - Vahjayjay

                      Penis + Vagina - Marriage under God = Satan
                      Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
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                      • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                        I've always been partial to "thingy" for boys and "unmentionable" for girls. Not that we should mention anything about boys' thingies.
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                        • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                          C-> C*nt, Veg., Tunnel to Fun, Baby Maker, Vegina

                          seriously, just call them what they are meant to be called. Dock, Bobs, and the above mentioned names.
                          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 06-21-2007, 12:54 PM. Reason: profanity edited

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                          • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                            Should we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.

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                            • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                              Originally posted by Joo View Post
                              Should we rename the mouth and tongue then too? Since they're used for "perverted things" plenty often as well.
                              This is a rather disturbing question. And I'd prefer not to imagine what some people do with their mouths (my husband may have sheltered me from this ugly thing). Perhaps one of the men might have an answer.
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                              • Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                                What is Joo talking about?
                                I use my mouth and tongue to bash Satan lovers and spread the Good Word of the Lord.
                                Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
                                Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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