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  • #31
    Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

    Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
    I don't see anything wrong with naming Part B with it's proper word, 'breasts'. In your very own bible the word is said.

    Song of Solomon 1:13 A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. "He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts."


    Ha!
    Well, if it's in the KJV... What can we say against it?
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    • #32
      Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

      Didn't god give a name to everything there is, so why not honor those names.

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      • #33
        Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

        Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?

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        • #34
          Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

          Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
          Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?
          Sex is sick stuff for sick people. Making babies is just fine with Jesus, but parading your dirty private parts all over town is the work of Satan. As for your language, I consider it a hate crime for you vandalize our Godly forum with pornographic language. I will notify the Iowa State Patrol as soon as I track your IP address. STERN GLYNNDIE
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • #35
            Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

            A = Part A (SUV's Idea) This is a very dignified name for a part that even Jesus had.

            B = Dirty Pillows (OYK's Idea)

            C = Devil's Valley (My idea, but don't let the women know, please! )
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            • #36
              Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

              Originally posted by Elmer Christianson View Post
              A = Part A (SUV's Idea) This is a very dignified name for a part that even Jesus had.

              B = Dirty Pillows (OYK's Idea)

              C = Devil's Valley (My idea, but don't let the women know, please! )
              I fully agree and endorse these new names for the body's nasty parts. It's important to keep our mouths clean and still possess the ability to talk about these parts maturely.
              Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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              • #37
                Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                It goes without saying Jesus does not want the "Devil's Valley" used as a cigar humidor. That act alone will land your strait in Hell.

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                • #38
                  Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                  Didnt god create us all? Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant.

                  I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.

                  If you cant do it its your weaknes, and jesus wasnt weak, remember that.
                  I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                  • #39
                    Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                    Didnt god create us all?
                    Yes.
                    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                    Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant. .
                    Because God says it is, and HE should know since HE created it.
                    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                    I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.
                    No, we have to raise our children the best was Jesus wants them to. It is about HIM, not you Lord Lucky.
                    Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                    If you cant do it its your weakness, and Jesus wasn’t weak, remember that.
                    No friend, you are trying to push us down the slippery slope that leads to sensuality, then homerism and finally liberalism. If we follow your thinking Freehold would turn into such a den of depravity that people would have to barricade themselves in their homes lest they be assault and strangled to death by their neighbors. God created sex only for producing more Christian warriors and only made it pleasurable so a man could bear to be around a woman long enough to perform the necessary act. To do anything more with sex is fall into Satan’s trap.

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                    • #40
                      Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                      That taken as a fact, you should tell thát to your child. Tell him about the way god wants it to be, and tell him how it works and should be used. Raise your child the right way, and prepare him for life the right way.

                      This is not to push anyone, it is a suggestion, and a advice.
                      I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                      • #41
                        Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                        Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                        Again, what's so wrong about sex, and calling a penis a penis, and vagina, a vagina? Sex is a wonderfull, beautyfull thing. There's no shame in it. If it weren't for sex, we would not be here. It's because of two people haveing it, that you, me, and everybody is here. Can you, please, tell me what is so wrong about it?
                        You blaspheming fornicator! It's because of God creating the earth and everything in it that we are here!
                        Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                        Didnt god create us all? Then why should we be ashamed of who we are? Our actions can be wrong, but a human body cant.
                        So you think that homerism is fine, do you?
                        I think you should be proud of what you are, and at least have the nerve to tell YOUR OWN CHILD these things. You are to raise your children in the best way possible, and this is something you'll just have to do.
                        Which things? That fornication is disgusting and wrong, and that if they ever stick Part A in the Devil's Valley of a woman they are not married to, they will become an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, and He will smite them with GRIDS and send them to burn in Hell for ever and ever? Will do.

                        Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                        That taken as a fact, you should tell thát to your child. Tell him about the way god wants it to be, and tell him how it works and should be used. Raise your child the right way, and prepare him for life the right way.

                        This is not to push anyone, it is a suggestion, and a advice.
                        No, it is a string of seemingly unrelated words that don't make very much sense. And what's with the accent above "that"? Are you Mexi-rican, or just French?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #42
                          Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                          You really love quoting me...

                          To reply to your first quote: Homerism and respect are two different things. And what is wrong with this anyway, its true!
                          To the second part, if you want to raise your child in a way that it doesnt know the world around it, feel free to do so. Mine will at least know what he has to do, so that he doesnt do anything wrong. You need to be aware of rules to be able to follow them!
                          About the last reply; If you want to read meaningless words you are at the wrong place, my reply was on toppic, your last quote wasnt. Talking about meaningless words... And if you dont know what "thát" indicated you should have read the posts before mine.
                          I will never surrender to false beliefs!

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                          • #43
                            Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                            Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                            To reply to your first quote: Homerism and respect are two different things.
                            Quite right: respect is something you need to learn and homerism is something you already embrace (in more ways than one). You're on the right track, though!

                            Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                            To the second part, if you want to raise your child in a way that it doesnt know the world around it, feel free to do so. Mine will at least know what he has to do, so that he doesnt do anything wrong. You need to be aware of rules to be able to follow them!
                            What has extraneous knowledge every done for anyone besides get them a fast-track to Hell? All so-called "knowledge" does is open up a whole can of worms that all cause eternal damnation. If it's not in the Bible (KJV1611), it's of no use to you, me, or anyone else.

                            Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                            About the last reply; If you want to read meaningless words you are at the wrong place, my reply was on toppic, your last quote wasnt. Talking about meaningless words... And if you dont know what "thát" indicated you should have read the posts before mine.
                            Do you enjoy being a useless minion of Satan? When you learn to speak correctly and to tune into the Will of God, then you can speak on such things, but until then, I suggest you shut your big trap and listen to those who obviously are more intelligent than you.
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                            • #44
                              Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                              Originally posted by Lord Lucifer View Post
                              You really love quoting me...

                              To reply to your first quote: Homerism and respect are two different things.
                              You said that "a human body can't be wrong." So I ask you again: If a human feels lustfully attracted to a member of the same gender, is that wrong?
                              And what is wrong with this anyway, its true!
                              So do you hate fags as Jesus commands, or don't you?
                              Originally posted by Little Lady Lucifer
                              To the second part, if you want to raise your child in a way that it doesnt know the world around it, feel free to do so. Mine will at least know what he has to do, so that he doesnt do anything wrong. You need to be aware of rules to be able to follow them!
                              So will you teach your child that fornication is dirty and nasty and wrong and if they ever attempt it with someone they are not married to, they will ruin their soul and make the Baby Jesus cry and mean they'll have to be tortured in Hell forever and ever? Am I understanding you right? If so, you're finally showing some sense.
                              About the last reply; If you want to read meaningless words you are at the wrong place, my reply was on toppic, your last quote wasnt. Talking about meaningless words... And if you dont know what "thát" indicated you should have read the posts before mine.
                              I have read the posts before yours, you jabbering crack-addled demon. They made sense, and noticeably weren't written by a drug-crazed addlepated buffoon. The contrast with your witless ramblings couldn't be greater. Now get back to France or Hell or wherever it is that you come from, and cease polluting God's favourite forums with your nonsensical outpourings.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #45
                                Re: SEX EDUCATION - Naughty Parts???

                                My granny had some sayings about the boy and girl parts. She called the girls bottom part an inny and the boys part an outy.

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