[Soul Salvation]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

I apologize, sir. You are a wonderful father and grandfather. It was wrong for me to suggest otherwise.

[Soul Salvation]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

You're also very, very handsome.

[Nobar King]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

I think someone is hitting on Old Man Hatchet!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

I think someone is hitting on Old Man Hatchet!

Good point Brother Nobar. We can't have abuse and depravity here.

[Soul Salvation]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

Exactly, he's hot. So are you Nobar, but sadly you're out of the running for editing my posts.

Such a shame.

[Soul Salvation]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

And you there, Bobby Joe my old mate, keep your nose out of it, thanks all the same. Tally-ho chaps, I think I'll go to bed safe in the knowledge that I, a superior female, have proved that I am more than a match for your inferior minds.

[Nobar King]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

I didn't edit any posts. Also, why does your avatar read "thug"?

[Soul Salvation]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

Because.

I'm a pathetic teenaged asshat.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Homecoming Dances = Broken Hymens

The homecoming dance, like prom, is a thinly-veiled excuse for fornication and alcohol consumption.

It saddens me to learn that today's youth are so depraved. In my day, we were content to remain seated whilst Mrs. Fegley -- our church pianist -- belted out a few Godly hymns on the old upright. She was a talented and enthusiastic improviser; for example, she would insert snippets of German marching songs into "This is the Day that the Lord Hath Made". This would cause our toes to tap -- but only for a moment, and that was quite enough dancing for us.