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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    Why girls shouldn't play sports and should wear an iron bras

    Virgins, and let's acknowledge a young girl who isn't a virgin is a whore, must have unbruised breasts. God makes this very clear!

    Ezekiel

    23:3.... they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.


    God is not happy with this! Committing whoredoms is particularly upsetting to God!

    After pressing their breasts and bruising them they were mad with lust and committed whoredoms all over the place.

    23:7 Thus she committed her whoredoms with them, with all them that were the chosen men of Assyria, and with all on whom she doted: with all their idols she defiled herself.

    23:8     Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her.



    God wasn't happy with this the punishment was severe. God made the people:

    23:10     These discovered her nakedness: they took her sons and her daughters, and slew her with the sword: and she became famous among women; for they had executed judgment upon her.

    Yet she got off easy. The other sister felt the true wrath!

    It is pretty gruesome so here's the condensed version:
     Her nose and ears were cut off, she was forced to tear off her own breasts, and then after being raped and mutilated, she was stoned to death.


    That's what happens when a girl bruises her breasts.
    Last edited by eliot mayfield; 11-01-2009, 01:48 PM.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878
      #2
      Re: Why girls shouldn't play sports and should wear an iron bras

      A just punishment, if I may say so. Once this has happened to a few harlots, the rest would think twice.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Why girls shouldn't play sports and should wear an iron bras

          Her nose and ears were cut off, she was forced to tear off her own breasts, and then after being raped and mutilated, she was stoned to death.
          I Pray that Jesus makes this happen more often!

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Jennie
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 17
              #4
              Re: Why girls shouldn't play sports and should wear an iron bras

              Well, all I can say, such conduct is unbecoming to the Lord, and there is no more justifiable punishment than death itself. After all, they have defiled their bodies, and dead to God anyway.
              Do they not realise what the bible clearly says about our bodies?

              1 Corinthians 6:15-20


              15Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
              16What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
              17But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
              18Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
              19What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
              20For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.


              I for one, protect will keep myself free from all bruising, to remain a pure vessel for God
              1 Corinthians 11:3

              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


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                • Nurse Clampett
                  Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 974
                  #5
                  Re: Why girls shouldn't play sports and should wear an iron bras

                  This is also Biblical evidence that good Christian women shouldn't have an indecent procedure called a mammogram.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    • Lola Handcock
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 739
                      #6
                      Re: Why girls shouldn't play sports and should wear an iron bras

                      Originally posted by Nurse Clampett View Post
                      This is also Biblical evidence that good Christian women shouldn't have an indecent procedure called a mammogram.

                      My Ma got one of thoses mammograms once,It said my Pa was killed when the still he was running blew up in Jasper county.That was a sad day.Just goes to show you that moonshine can kill you even if you don't drink it !

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