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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

    Took 6 kids duck hunting on Sunday. We called over 200 ducks to within 20 yards of the kids with our Buck Gardner calls. The mallards really wanted to be in that 4-inch deep puddle full of millet.
    The kids get to take the birds home and have mom clean and cook them for dinner. It's a good lesson in survivalism and self reliance. We had gun safety lessons, too.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

    Wilson Smith downed his first Wood Duck at the Youth Weekend opener:
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • SUV
      True Christian™ Princess
      The Driving Force behind RA12
      Have at it, anytime!
      • Sep 2006
      • 11027

      #3
      Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

      Are you affiliated with the "Sarah Palin duck-hunt clinic for kids?"

      Sister Sarah decided to switch from hunting moose from a 'copter because they're such a...drag...to haul all the way back Home

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

        Who are the nigra boys? Don't tell me you let them have guns.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

          No, pastor, we needed a couple of kids who were fast enough to retrieve the ducks and not get hit by any friendly fire.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22884

            #6
            Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

            Dogs are cheaper than nigras and usually more of the ducks get back home.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

              There's nothing cheaper than free, Brother B.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22884

                #8
                Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

                Something in that Brother Nobar. Did you get them from Juvenile Hall?
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Re: Landover duck-hunt clinic for kids:

                  Is it just me or is anyone else concerned that darkies running around in camouflage clothing is kind of a scary?

                  I mean they could just pop up anywhere and you wouldn't know it until they suddenly appear and try to rob you.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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