[Larry Lee]

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Brother Larry, forgive me if this seems over forward, but I would like to offer my own services in this so worthy cause. A cause that I feel strongly about.

I note that Brother "Stumpy" (if I may be that familiar) has undertaken many duties recently, and am prepared to relieve him of some of the burden. I do wonder, too, if exposing these impressionable young ladies to a strong and virile grown man such as Brother WIC at this stage in their lives is wise?

Hence I will undertake to escort them to and from the powder room and around the hotel if they choose, leaving Brother WIC to concentrate on the carpark and the fathers. I believe a woman's gentle and understanding touch will be of benefit to these young and inexperienced girls at this formative stage of their lives.

What a beautiful Christ-led offer to help-out-in-a-pinch, SASF! Thank you very much. As you know, Warrior went to the All Saints Medical Center in Des Moines this weekend to have his surgery. He's expected back on Monday and will recuperate for a few days before returning to his duties on the security force. I imagine by the time of the Purity Ball, his youthful enthusiasm will have returned, albeit at a somewhat reduced level, as a result of his surgery and all.

If you don't mind volunteering your time to help Warrior with escorting the girls and their fathers, that would be great. And who knows, maybe you and Warrior will discover you have more in common than you realize.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Wouldn't it just be simpler to invest in some chastity belts? I understand they're available for men & I'm sure they'd get used to them. Eventually.

You're probably making fun, witch, but yes, they do make them for men. SAVED!... For Marriage at the Landover Christian Mall has a section in the back with a good selection of male belts for when parents just can't stop Junior from touching his thingy through prayer or other means.

[lilith]

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You're probably making fun, witch, but yes, they do make them for men. SAVED!... For Marriage at the Landover Christian Mall has a section in the back with a good selection of male belts for when parents just can't stop Junior from touching his thingy through prayer or other means.

Excellent - so no need for a "Purity ball" then. Males can simply wear one of these.

[Brother Temperance]

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Excellent - so no need for a "Purity ball" then. Males can simply wear one of these.

No, male chasitity belts are simply to avoid the sin of Onanistic self-pollution. It is entirely the woman's responsibility to ensure that she does not provoke any otherwise innocent men into raping her, and that is where the Purity Balls come in.

[Enobarbus]

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No, male chasitity belts are simply to avoid the sin of Onanistic self-pollution. It is entirely the woman's responsibility to ensure that she does not provoke any otherwise innocent men into raping her, and that is where the Purity Balls come in.

Of course Brother. And there is no way that we can insure that all unsaved trash would wear them. It is incumbent on young True Christian™ women that they swear to control those rampant lusts that women are prone to and to not take advantage of unsuspecting young men.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year

No, male chasitity belts are simply to avoid the sin of Onanistic self-pollution. It is entirely the woman's responsibility to ensure that she does not provoke any otherwise innocent men into raping her, and that is where the Purity Balls come in.

Perhaps we should let Lilith know that the slumber party includes a chastity-belt fitting? And that the keys get turned over to the girls' fathers?

[lilith]

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No, male chasitity belts are simply to avoid the sin of Onanistic self-pollution. It is entirely the woman's responsibility to ensure that she does not provoke any otherwise innocent men into raping her, and that is where the Purity Balls come in.

Oh there's a surprise - women get the blame simply because men choose to avoid self control! And furthermore,the solution to this is extremely simple - enforce male wearing of chastity belts - yet xtians choose to ignore it....I wonder why?

[Enobarbus]

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Oh there's a surprise - women get the blame simply because men choose to avoid self control! And furthermore,the solution to this is extremely simple - enforce male wearing of chastity belts - yet xtians choose to ignore it....I wonder why?

Lilith, everyone knows that God has programmed men to shoot their seed everywhere -- it is True Christian™ women who must ensure that they remain pure until they give themselves (with their father's blessing) to a True Christian™ man on the night of their wedding.

I hardly expect someone like yourself who has been dragging hapless and protesting little boys into the bushes since she was about nine to understand the concept of purity. With a heathen like you or Van Hellsinking "purity" is not a word that I'd expect to find in your lexicons.

The concept is alien to you and I doubt that you'll ever understand it. Not unless you find the Lord, and quickly.

[Deaner]

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Oh there's a surprise - women get the blame simply because men choose to avoid self control!

It's obvious the onus is on women. A man's choo-choo does not come with any kind of covering on it; it's safe and ready to use right out of the packet. Women on the other hand have a hymen; kind of a tamper proof security seal that you see on store goods only it's made by God for a cooter. It's plain as day to me.

[lilith]

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It's obvious the onus is on women. A man's choo-choo does not come with any kind of covering on it; it's safe and ready to use right out of the packet. Women on the other hand have a hymen; kind of a tamper proof security seal that you see on store goods only it's made by God for a cooter. It's plain as day to me.

Interesting that you should raise that point Deaner. Another solution would be a simple surgical procedure to remove the hymen - problem solved! "I hardly expect someone like yourself who has been dragging hapless and protesting little boys into the bushes since she was about nine to understand the concept of purity. With a heathen like you or Van Hellsinking "purity" is not a word that I'd expect to find in your lexicons." Nine, Eno? Oh puhlease - why would you think I'm a late developer?

[Brother Temperance]

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Interesting that you should raise that point Deaner. Another solution would be a simple surgical procedure to remove the hymen - problem solved!

I understand the bush monkeys have been trying to develop that procedure for quite a while, but they've yet to perfect it.

[lilith]

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I understand the bush monkeys have been trying to develop that procedure for quite a while, but they've yet to perfect it.

Not quite Brother T - that refers to circumcision,not hymen removal.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year

Not quite Brother T - that refers to circumcision,not hymen removal.

I believe Brother Temperance was referring to the Type III procedure in the article were the orifice in question is sown shut. It is really a rather pathetic attempt to stop a harlot form depravity. Jesus will see right threw these tricks and judge the woman anyway.

[lilith]

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While sewing's not really one of my skills,I'm sure I could sew the male member to the leg - or superglue,that'd do it.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Purity Ball coming up! No diddling this year

While sewing's not really one of my skills,I'm sure I could sew the male member to the leg - or superglue,that'd do it.

Really Lilith, we're Christians and not neo-pagans. We are not into ritual tribal mutilation or what ever you sinners call it. In fact we TRUE Christians respect and love are women so much we forbid them to mutilate their bodies and severely punish them when they do.

Assuredly you haven’t forgot your time in Landover Rehab yet Lilith; remember Mrs. Johnson recovering in the burn ward form her rebuking she got for having her cooter pierced?