My little son Billy was invited to his friend's birthday party, but unfortunately I had to attend an anti-homer meeting and could not drop him off. Billy's friend's mom offered to pick my innocent little son up, and take him to their house for the day, I accepted with gratitude.
Later on at about 7 P.M. she came into the drive way to drop my son off, but alas, something was awfully wrong. The window was down a peep, and from inside the car I heard this blasted homer music by the American idol winner Adam Lambert. My son got out and she drove off nearly hitting a fire hydrant, indicating she may have been drunk as well! I had to go get my King James bible and read scripture in the drive way just to purify it from her ilk.
Whatever went on there, it seems to have taken a hold of my poor little Billy and he has forgotten the good Christian values I have taught him. I've had to beat him several times and still the boy will not conform, making me fear he may face Jesus' wrath. What should I do?
Later on at about 7 P.M. she came into the drive way to drop my son off, but alas, something was awfully wrong. The window was down a peep, and from inside the car I heard this blasted homer music by the American idol winner Adam Lambert. My son got out and she drove off nearly hitting a fire hydrant, indicating she may have been drunk as well! I had to go get my King James bible and read scripture in the drive way just to purify it from her ilk.
Whatever went on there, it seems to have taken a hold of my poor little Billy and he has forgotten the good Christian values I have taught him. I've had to beat him several times and still the boy will not conform, making me fear he may face Jesus' wrath. What should I do?

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) you have accuse True Christians™ of things, now Jane, that is no way to behave!
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