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  • Halleluyah Rob
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2010
    • 353

    #1

    Despicable!

    My little son Billy was invited to his friend's birthday party, but unfortunately I had to attend an anti-homer meeting and could not drop him off. Billy's friend's mom offered to pick my innocent little son up, and take him to their house for the day, I accepted with gratitude.

    Later on at about 7 P.M. she came into the drive way to drop my son off, but alas, something was awfully wrong. The window was down a peep, and from inside the car I heard this blasted homer music by the American idol winner Adam Lambert. My son got out and she drove off nearly hitting a fire hydrant, indicating she may have been drunk as well! I had to go get my King James bible and read scripture in the drive way just to purify it from her ilk.

    Whatever went on there, it seems to have taken a hold of my poor little Billy and he has forgotten the good Christian values I have taught him. I've had to beat him several times and still the boy will not conform, making me fear he may face Jesus' wrath. What should I do?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Despicable!

    Why do you allow your child to associate with heathens? I'd say you're the one responsible here.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Halleluyah Rob
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2010
      • 353

      #3
      Re: Despicable!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Why do you allow your child to associate with heathens? I'd say you're the one responsible here.
      I was unaware that she was possessed by Satan. I will never allow my little Billy to cross her or her demon child again.

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      • ultimeci
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2010
        • 22

        #4
        Re: Despicable!

        Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
        My little son Billy was invited to his friend's birthday party, but unfortunately I had to attend an anti-homer meeting and could not drop him off. Billy's friend's mom offered to pick my innocent little son up, and take him to their house for the day, I accepted with gratitude.

        Later on at about 7 P.M. she came into the drive way to drop my son off, but alas, something was awfully wrong. The window was down a peep, and from inside the car I heard this blasted homer music by the American idol winner Adam Lambert. My son got out and she drove off nearly hitting a fire hydrant, indicating she may have been drunk as well! I had to go get my King James bible and read scripture in the drive way just to purify it from her ilk.

        Whatever went on there, it seems to have taken a hold of my poor little Billy and he has forgotten the good Christian values I have taught him. I've had to beat him several times and still the boy will not conform, making me fear he may face Jesus' wrath. What should I do?
        Maybe you should be reading this ==> http://www.slate.com/id/2200450/
        No it's nothing satanic, no it's nothing with faith or what so ever. Or maybe you should just google "Why you shouldn't hit children".

        It's wrong.

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: Despicable!

          Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
          Maybe you should be reading this ==> http://www.slate.com/id/2200450/
          No it's nothing satanic, no it's nothing with faith or what so ever. Or maybe you should just google "Why you shouldn't hit children".

          It's wrong.

          That's just more whining LIEbral nonsense from someone who wasn't properly disciplined when they were growing up.

          Why don't you try posting some links to actual research before spouting your unctuous personal opinions?

          Smacked children more successful later in life, study finds

          Children who are smacked by their parents may grow up to be happier and more successful than those spared physical discipline, research suggests.

          By Murray Wardrop
          Published: 1:26PM GMT 03 Jan 2010

          A study found that youngsters smacked up to the age of six did better at school and were more optimistic about their lives than those never hit by their parents.

          They were also more likely to undertake voluntary work and keener to attend university, experts discovered.

          The research, conducted in the United States, is likely to anger children’s rights campaigners who have unsuccessfully fought to ban smacking in Britain.

          Currently, parents are allowed by law to mete out "reasonable chastisement'' on their children, providing smacking does not leave a mark or bruise. These limits were clarified in the 2004 Children’s Act.

          But children’s groups and MPs have argued that spanking is an outdated form of punishment that can cause long-term mental health problems.

          Marjorie Gunnoe, professor of psychology at Calvin College in Grand Rapids, Michigan, said her study showed there was insufficient evidence to deny parents the freedom to determine how their children should be punished.

          She said: “The claims made for not spanking children fail to hold up. They are not consistent with the data.

          “I think of spanking as a dangerous tool, but there are times when there is a job big enough for a dangerous tool. You just don’t use it for all your jobs.”

          The research questioned 179 teenagers about how often they were smacked as children and how old they were when they were last spanked.

          Their answers were then compared with information they gave about their behaviour that could have been affected by smacking. This included negative effects such as anti-social behaviour, early sexual activity, violence and depression, as well as positives such as academic success and ambitions.

          Those who had been smacked up to the age of six performed better in almost all the positive categories and no worse in the negatives than those never punished physically.

          Teenagers who had been hit by their parents from age seven to 11 were also found to be more successful at school than those not smacked but fared less well on some negative measures, such as getting involved in more fights.

          …..

          http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...udy-finds.html
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          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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          • Noah Dint
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2009
            • 695

            #6
            Re: Despicable!

            Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
            Maybe you should be reading this ==> http://www.slate.com/id/2200450/
            No it's nothing satanic, no it's nothing with faith or what so ever. Or maybe you should just google "Why you shouldn't hit children".

            It's wrong.
            That must be why the Bible tells us not only that it is a good thing to do but REQUIRED by all God fearing parents!

            You obviously have no idea what it takes to raise a child in a Biblical way. It is not an easy thing!

            You have to teach them nearly 24 hours a day!
            Deuteronomy 6:7
            And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.

            We have to teach them to be accountable for their actions.
            Deuteronomy 24:16
            The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

            We have to make sure we raise good law abiding kids. Because ultimately it is the parents responsability
            Matthew 10:21
            ..and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.

            The Bible does not teach "time out". Why should we?

            -ND

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            • jennifer-Jane
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2010
              • 47

              #7
              Re: Despicable!

              Look love get a life!
              Because a man sings a song who happens to be gay dosnt make the music gay. This child isnt a devil child. Also there here there qeure get used to it! Gay isnt a choice, I am straight I didnt choose to be straight i was just born loving penis. Get over yourself!

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22887

                #8
                Re: Despicable!

                Originally posted by jennifer-Jane View Post
                [...]Because a man sings a song who happens to be gay dosnt make the music gay.
                Really? What would make it gay?
                [...]Gay isnt a choice,
                Oh, so you know why people are gay do you? Let's hear your story about these abominations!
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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Despicable!

                  Originally posted by jennifer-Jane View Post
                  Look love get a life!
                  Because a man sings a song who happens to be gay dosnt make the music gay. This child isnt a devil child. Also there here there qeure get used to it! Gay isnt a choice, I am straight I didnt choose to be straight i was just born loving penis. Get over yourself!
                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Really? What would make it gay?Oh, so you know why people are gay do you? Let's hear your story about these abominations!

                  ..... This ought to be good. Come close and pay attention.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • jennifer-Jane
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 47

                    #10
                    Re: Despicable!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    ..... This ought to be good. Come close and pay attention.
                    MUSIC isnt gay. Music is not a person therefore does not have sexuality! Also ask a gay (if your not afraid to be bummed) was it there choice or were they born that way latter would be the answer. There not evil. Because God made them it was not free will that made them gay then who was it? Did GOD say it was wrong to be gay in person? Nope.

                    (Bet you guys love it up the bum )

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Despicable!

                      You've obviously not heard of the Pet Shop Boys.

                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Halleluyah Rob
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 353

                        #12
                        Re: Despicable!

                        Originally posted by ultimeci View Post
                        Maybe you should be reading this ==> http://www.slate.com/id/2200450/
                        No it's nothing satanic, no it's nothing with faith or what so ever. Or maybe you should just google "Why you shouldn't hit children".

                        It's wrong.
                        Wrong to hit children? My Billy needed to be set straight and kept from the path of Satan. He has become holy once more from my discipline.

                        You liberal homer-lovers wouldn't understand.

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                        • jennifer-Jane
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 47

                          #13
                          Re: Despicable!

                          Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                          Wrong to hit children? My Billy needed to be set straight and kept from the path of Satan. He has become holy once more from my discipline.

                          You liberal homer-lovers wouldn't understand.
                          Your child is going to resent you for that! Plus thats is soooo messed up. Homosexual lover LOL

                          I love the pet shop boys but non-living things do not have a sexuality get it right

                          And whats gayer then having 12 men around you at all times bet you it got lonely without those women.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: Despicable!

                            Originally posted by jennifer-Jane View Post
                            MUSIC isnt gay. Music is not a person therefore does not have sexuality! Also ask a gay (if your not afraid to be bummed) was it there choice or were they born that way latter would be the answer. There not evil. Because God made them it was not free will that made them gay then who was it? Did GOD say it was wrong to be gay in person? Nope.

                            (Bet you guys love it up the bum )
                            The few Homers I have known were straight as children. in thier twwens/twenties they told me the glitter led them to the gay lifestyle. I of course, never spoke to them again and ensured they no longer lived in our town. But we are not cold hearted, we gave them a free one way Greyhound bus ticket.

                            Yes, God does say it is wrong to be gay. Read the Bible, Jane!

                            So upset (Jane>>>) you have accuse True Christians™ of things, now Jane, that is no way to behave!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • jennifer-Jane
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 47

                              #15
                              Re: Despicable!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              The few Homers I have known were straight as children. in thier twwens/twenties they told me the glitter led them to the gay lifestyle. I of course, never spoke to them again and ensured they no longer lived in our town. But we are not cold hearted, we gave them a free one way Greyhound bus ticket.

                              Yes, God does say it is wrong to be gay. Read the Bible, Jane!

                              So upset (Jane>>>) you have accuse True Christians™ of things, now Jane, that is no way to behave!
                              No actually they realised the were liked it in the ass! They didnt realise they were gay till later in life
                              OR didnt tell you because they felt ashamed as a child

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