X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • PraiseGod_Michael
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

    Finding this site was a sign from god to not give up, It came to me in my darkest hour. Now that I'm here I'm certain I will find the wisdom to counsel my family and continue our lives in the live of the lord.
    Sorry for my lack of introduction, Im a 30 year old, married with one son. We follow the teachings and go to church every sunday. Living in New Zealand.

    Recently my son (15 years of age) has been courting a girl. I told him this is acceptable as long as he remembers everything from the church and intends to marry this girl before succumbing to his teenage impulses, He agreed.

    I decided to meet this girl and her parents first, to make sure they were of the right stock and belief, and to my joy they were. I am good friends with the father of this girl, we are similar thinking in what I have done.

    Now recently, I have come home from my job to find them under my room, commiting acts of evil, I don't want to go into detail as it pains me to recall but they were kissing and acting unrestrained. I made myself known and asked her to go unto her home. Where after I spoke to my son and made his sinful actions clear, He told me I was 'old fashioned' (since when was the teachings of our god old fashion? and I should loosen up. I decided he needed to be reprimanded and took him to my study for a spanking. He seemed to be accepting of his punishment so I ressumed reading genesis to find a teaching to clarify his actions to him, when suddenly 2 officers of the law knock on my door, telling me I ABUSED MY child, WHAT HERESY! They took me down to the jailhouse and made me sit amongst the sinners, I did not know what to do.

    It made me feel filthy and disgusting, But I know it was just a test. What does one do when their own son and law enforcement seem bent on sin?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

    You live in New Zealand?

    I'm glad I'm not you.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

    Comment

    • Brother Alex
      True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
      Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
      A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 860

      #3
      Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

      Originally posted by PraiseGod_Michael View Post
      What does one do when their own son and law enforcement seem bent on sin?
      You should try making him wear a chastity belt. I'd recommend one that gives the wearer an electric shock if he tries to play with his private parts. All my children wear those and it works perfectly.

      You could also try beating your son with a steel rod. The Bible is very clear on that subject:

      Proverbs 13:24:
      He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

      If your son calls the cops then sue the cops. Remember, Jesus is on your side when it comes to disciplining your children. As long as it can be backed up with scripture, authorities can't do you any harm and they will only end up burning in hell.

      YIC,
      Alex
      PROOF: America in the Bible!
      8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



      The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
      (Psalm 9:17)

      Add me on
      Facebook!

      Comment

      • Brother_hippo
        Unsaved trash
        • Apr 2010
        • 26

        #4
        Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You live in New Zealand?

        I'm glad I'm not you.

        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
        well aren't you a nice person, whats wrong with New Zealand?

        Comment

        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380

          #5
          Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

          Originally posted by Brother_hippo View Post
          well aren't you a nice person, whats wrong with New Zealand?
          A lot, although there are a few True Christians(tm) there. But stop wasting time living in New Zealand and start reading the Holy Bible please! It will save your soul from eternal damnation to hell.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

          Comment

          • Sister Kitty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 857

            #6
            Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

            Originally posted by Brother_hippo View Post
            well aren't you a nice person, whats wrong with New Zealand?
            What's right with it? They even hate themselves so much they want to disband as a nation and become a province of the Godless Ausssies.

            Newstralia: New Zealand seeks to surrender to Australia

            Even the French at least wait until someone actually declares war on them before surrendering.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

            Comment

            • Brother_hippo
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2010
              • 26

              #7
              Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
              What's right with it? They even hate themselves so much they want to disband as a nation and become a province of the Godless Ausssies.

              Newstralia: New Zealand seeks to surrender to Australia

              Even the French at least wait until someone actually declares war on them before surrendering.
              Well done you were just racist to three countries right there! is that a new record? I think you could of squeezed one more racist remark in?

              And are you even educated? you do know Australia's major religion is Baptist right?

              Comment

              • Sister Kitty
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2010
                • 857

                #8
                Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

                Originally posted by Brother_hippo View Post
                Well done you were just racist to three countries right there! is that a new record? I think you could of squeezed one more racist remark in?

                And are you even educated? you do know Australia's major religion is Baptist right?
                New Zealand, Australia and France are races now?

                When did that happen?

                And no, the major religion of Australia is not Baptist

                Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

                Comment

                • repented harlot70
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 213

                  #9
                  Re: Please help, I need guidance in my darkest hour

                  You go to her parents and have them married immediately.

                  1 Corinthians 7:9
                  But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

                  If they don't marry, then you're going to need to stone them to death.


                  That's just how it is.

                  Comment

                  Working...