Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

[revrggreen]

Dear friends,

It is my youngest daughters sixth birthday in two weeks time. I was wondering what kind of gun I should buy her.

In Christ,

Rev RG Green.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

Trent gave some good examples here, but I'm of the opinion that you should take her to the gun range and test-shoot until she's found a favorite.

If you want to try out a complete selection of pretty much every smallarm ever mass produced, you should visit the new Texas LBC franchise. I spent a weekend there after 9/11, advising them on security matters. (Worked well, they've not had a single terrorist attack). Here we are Friday night:



And here's the same driveway on Monday morning:



Good times, good times.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

Dear friends,

It is my youngest daughters sixth birthday in two weeks time. I was wondering what kind of gun I should buy her.

In Christ,

Rev RG Green.

It warms my heart to see that you are teaching your daughter about the Love of Christ & using deadly force; glory be to Him. I suggest a colt 45; she'll be the envy of all the kids in the school playground. You might get her some explosives, too...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

Dear friends,

It is my youngest daughters sixth birthday in two weeks time. I was wondering what kind of gun I should buy her.

In Christ,

Rev RG Green.

What about an apron and a pair of oven mitts?

[Deaner]

Re: Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

What about an apron and a pair of oven mitts?

I was kind of thinking along those lines myself. While I don't have a problem with her having her own gun; I think important things like killing somebody should be left up to the men for now. Six years old seems like an ideal age for a girl to be learning to fetch wood, get beer, cook a meal, rub her daddy's feet and other womanly things. A gun can wait. Hopefully you haven't promised her one yet because I wouldn't want her to be disappointed. But if you have and she starts complaining, she may as well start learning how to keep her mouth shut too.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Agreed Brother Deaner.

Why, my own mother gave me an Easy Bake Oven when I was 5 and I always baked up the most delightful treats. I think that is why I'm such an excellent cook today.

I would get her and Easy Bake Oven, a nice marbel rolling pin and a set of sharp knives so she can cut up her own fresh ingredients.

Just think of all the wonderful JESUS treats she can make for you!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I agree with the last few posts. If you let a girl think that she should be independent, not need a man's protection, and not have to cater to the needs of men, then she may become an uppity feminazi and even make the deathstyle choice to become a lezbertarian.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Like Deaner I've given this some more thought, and I've come to the conclusion that she needs something more feminine than a gun. Any girl that age should be chaperoned by an armed male at all times anyway, so she won't need it.

Here's a video that should give you a few ideas: it's a 16th birthday party, ten years difference but then, girls are girls are girls, you know:

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/sweet_16/episode/episode.jhtml?episodeId=115362

In Campbellsville, Kentucky, Ariel's peers consider her the "stuck-up, snobby rich kid." Ariel thinks they're just jealous.


Ariel's father owns an oil company and has oil wells all over the country. While the talk of oil can spark a political debate, to Ariel, oil means shoes, cars and purses. And she has no problem getting anything she wants -- including a $1,235 necklace, and during a shopping with her dad, items from the Versace and Coach counters...


Ariel wants to make a grand entrance, so she's going to arrive in her father's helicopter and can't wait to see the looks on her friends' faces when she does.


The party will be held in the majestic setting of her family's 50-acre farm, where she wants a huge tent that looks like a castle. In keeping with the fairytale theme, Ariel tells her father that she wants a fairy Godmother and a fire spitter. "Where do you get these ideas, girl?" her father asks.


Ariel's list of wants continues: a special antique carriage that Muhammad Ali rode in and a band like the All American Rejects. The band has to be big because people at school are talking and her party will be ruined if her dad gets a lame band.


Only 150 people are invited to Ariel's exclusive party, so she and a couple of friends sit poolside and go through their yearbook to point out who's not invited. Ariel laughs at the fact that people have been begging to come to her party and says, "I could care less."


When the time comes, Ariel, escorted by two knights, meets a small group of kids to reveal the names of the invited few on a scroll. The others are promptly told, "You're not invited."


...On the big day, Ariel looks beautiful in a tiara and white dress. But while dressing at her mother's home, she fears that something will go wrong, like the tiara being too large for the helicopter.


...Ariel makes a successful second grand entrance in a carriage with her sharply dressed dog. Everyone cheers as Jacob escorts Ariel from the carriage to the tent castle and the party officially begins.


Ariel looks at the stage with great anticipation when her father summons everyone to the dance floor. She's mortified when she sees that the band is "old,"...

Outside of the tent, Ariel and her partygoers enjoy a professional fireworks display....

Then, Ariel's father calls her over for a surprise. Out of the darkness of the night, two lights from yonder approach. What goes hither? Why, it's a BMW!

Is it just me or has MTV had a lot of improvement in the past few years?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Agreed Brother Deaner.
I would get her and Easy Bake Oven, a nice marbel rolling pin and a set of sharp knives so she can cut up her own fresh ingredients.

Am I the only one who noticed at your cute knife set? I think that gives little girls an entirely WRONG concept.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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If she's anything like my wife Delores, she would probably love a new set of razor blades. They're just the thing to make the physical pain worse than the emotional pain.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

Like Deaner I've given this some more thought, and I've come to the conclusion that she needs something more feminine than a gun...

WHY AM I NOT SEEING ANY MENTION OF $270 HOT PINK PARIS HILTON ACCESSORY BIBLES IN THIS THREAD?

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Why not a nice babydoll? or Barbies? That's what I had when I was six....My Grandmother used to crochet and sew such pretty little outfits for them.
Or a decorative porcilain doll? I still have the ones my Grandmother gave me.
Children shouldn't have knives or guns; they could easily hurt themselves or others. I would wait until she's older to give her kitchen knives.... Even my mother's skiddish about my show-knives and swords. But those are just my suggestions.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

Why not a nice babydoll? or Barbies?

He might be on to something:

[Deaner]

Re: Question: Present for my daughter's sixth birthday

Why not a nice babydoll? or Barbies? That's what I had when I was six....My Grandmother used to crochet and sew such pretty little outfits for them.
Or a decorative porcilain doll? I still have the ones my Grandmother gave me.

Friend, your granny turned you into a very rare literate retarded queer. I beg you to please open your Bible and ask Our Saviour to somehow help you. My prayers, and the prayers of the entire congregation are with you.

[hellion]

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It warms my heart to see that you are teaching your daughter about the Love of Christ & using deadly force; glory be to Him. I suggest a colt 45; she'll be the envy of all the kids in the school playground. You might get her some explosives, too...

Phooey. Colt .45s aren't nearly powerful enough to amputate a limb... Try a CheyTac M200 .408CT. I have two different variations of it. Although, you might want your six-year-old to work out a bit before she uses it...Maybe put on a year or ten... But a good experience, nonetheless...