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  • #16
    Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

    That's too bad. Do you think she will ever be able to find a decent man to take her?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #17
      Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

      Originally posted by The Nice Jew View Post
      No, he didn't deserve her. He was an uneducated, filthy man. My sister did nothing to seduce this man, she was walking home from work, minding her own business.
      Why was she alone? Don't you Jews care about your women?

      You need to read this thread about sluts and rape friend, it will clear up a lot of things about that tramp sister of yours.
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      • #18
        Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        It's very different. When we married, my wife Ethel took an oath that she would do whatever I say for the rest of her life. By forcing her to perform sexually when she is being obstinate, I am assisting her in the performance of her wifely duty. Would you rather I allowed her to disobey and then punished her?
        Certainly not, brother! Paul clearly states that in marriage you can't defraud one other by withholding intimacy! I praise your brave stance.

        1 Corinthians 7 4The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
        5Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #19
          Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

          How sad =(, But if it was gods wil, then so be it indeed
          What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

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          • #20
            Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            During my wife's second pregnancy, her hormones were all over the place. She had forgotten some important scripture about the role of women:

            1 Timothy 2:11-15 (King James Version)

            11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
            12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
            13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
            14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

            When I would tell my wife to sit down and listen to her daily scripture (her father raised her to not read, and I support this), she would move lazily across the room. At first she didn't say anything, but her body projected disobedience and willfulness. Later on, she began to backtalk me. She even swore.

            I spanked her several times, with my hand on her bare bottom, and later on with a belt, and a cane. None of these things seemed to work. She would cry for a while to get me to stop, and then a couple days later the attitude would start right back up.

            So I did what good ole George W would have done: I waterboarded her.

            I had our son hold her down (we had only one son at the time) while I poured water into her mouth. It hurt me deep inside my heart to see her choking, but I kept right on, knowing that if I didn't do it right the first time, I would have to do it again later. I prayed as I did it, "Dear God, make my wife Ethel behave."

            Ethel eventually fell unconscious. I figured it wouldn't do much good to keep on with her unconscious, so I stopped.

            She was real quiet for a couple of days, and I tried to think of a way to get her to come out of her shell. So I made her perform her wifely duty. She was nicer than she had ever been before.

            A couple days later Ethel miscarried. I figure that's just belated punishment from when she was disobeyin' me.
            Brother I had some trouble with a wife, I took her out to Brother Hutchins place, we had a great time. My wife took a long walk into the woods.........I wonder what happened to her any way. Oh well next month I will get a new bride Version 2.0 a little less mouthy I hope.
            By the way if you go out to see Brother Hutchins, look out for sink holes in the woods, I almost fell into one , you don't think..........nah just a thought.

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            • #21
              Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              During my wife's second pregnancy, her hormones were all over the place. She had forgotten some important scripture about the role of women:

              1 Timothy 2:11-15 (King James Version)

              11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
              12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
              13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
              14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

              When I would tell my wife to sit down and listen to her daily scripture (her father raised her to not read, and I support this), she would move lazily across the room. At first she didn't say anything, but her body projected disobedience and willfulness. Later on, she began to backtalk me. She even swore.

              I spanked her several times, with my hand on her bare bottom, and later on with a belt, and a cane. None of these things seemed to work. She would cry for a while to get me to stop, and then a couple days later the attitude would start right back up.

              So I did what good ole George W would have done: I waterboarded her.

              I had our son hold her down (we had only one son at the time) while I poured water into her mouth. It hurt me deep inside my heart to see her choking, but I kept right on, knowing that if I didn't do it right the first time, I would have to do it again later. I prayed as I did it, "Dear God, make my wife Ethel behave."

              Ethel eventually fell unconscious. I figured it wouldn't do much good to keep on with her unconscious, so I stopped.

              She was real quiet for a couple of days, and I tried to think of a way to get her to come out of her shell. So I made her perform her wifely duty. She was nicer than she had ever been before.

              A couple days later Ethel miscarried. I figure that's just belated punishment from when she was disobeyin' me.
              Sir,your ideals are wonderful, and I hope that when I find myself a husband, he will be just as good as you!
              And he won't need to punish me, for I learn from you and God how to be!

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              • #22
                Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                Originally posted by Laura Rose View Post
                Sir,your ideals are wonderful, and I hope that when I find myself a husband, he will be just as good as you!
                And he won't need to punish me, for I learn from you and God how to be!
                Well how blessed you are Laura Rose.

                God must have sent you here for a reason.

                Ethel sadly passed away last week and now Brother Billy Bob is looking for a new good Christian wife.

                can I ask tho, why are you looking for a husband yourself? Do you not have a Daddy or a Pastor to do it for you?
                2 Chronicles 7:14
                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                • #23
                  Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                  Notice:
                  You and your son shall be prosecuted under terms in Title 18, Part 1, Chapter 113C, Section 2340A > Torture.

                  (a) Offense.— Whoever outside the United States commits or attempts to commit torture shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both, and if death results to any person from conduct prohibited by this subsection, shall be punished by death or imprisoned for any term of years or for life.
                  (b) Jurisdiction.— There is jurisdiction over the activity prohibited in subsection (a) if—
                  (1) the alleged offender is a national of the United States; or
                  (2) the alleged offender is present in the United States, irrespective of the nationality of the victim or alleged offender.

                  Under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 5 states, "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."

                  Any practice of torture or other cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment by United States officials violates international human rights standards to which the United States is a party. These include the Convention Against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment (the Torture Convention), and the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

                  As a citizen of Texas, Utah, or other such, persons shall also be prosecuted with third degree murder and/or illegal abortion. Persons shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.

                  Below are examples of said torture. These direct links have been downloaded and saved and will not be altered in any way before trial. Your personal information has been permanently recorded i.e April 20, 1980 (30) and will be used to further investigate this affair. Thank you.


                  FBI - Office of Domestic Affairs
                  Lyserg, F. Diethel
                  2010-8-28 T 10:59 PST
                  Fri Aug 28 2057 2010
                  1282978357


                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  I spanked her several times, with my hand on her bare bottom, and later on with a belt, and a cane... She would cry for a while to get me to stop, and then a couple days later the attitude would start right back up.

                  So I did what good ole George W would have done: I waterboarded her.

                  I had our son hold her down (we had only one son at the time) while I poured water into her mouth. It hurt me deep inside my heart to see her choking, but I kept right on... Ethel eventually fell unconscious.

                  A couple days later Ethel miscarried. I figure that's just belated punishment from when she was disobeyin' me.
                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  I tied Ethel down to the bed face up and went back down into the basement to fetch some rats. I laid a clay bowl upside down over Ethel's stomach with the rats inside and put hot coals on top of it.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                    Originally posted by HolyPatriot View Post
                    Notice:
                    You and your son shall be prosecuted under terms in Title 18, Part 1, Chapter 113C, Section 2340A > Torture.

                    (a) Offense.— Whoever outside the United States commits or attempts to commit torture shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both, and if death results to any person from conduct prohibited by this subsection, shall be punished by death or imprisoned for any term of years or for life.
                    (b) Jurisdiction.— There is jurisdiction over the activity prohibited in subsection (a) if—
                    (1) the alleged offender is a national of the United States; or
                    (2) the alleged offender is present in the United States, irrespective of the nationality of the victim or alleged offender.

                    Under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, Article 5 states, "No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."

                    Any practice of torture or other cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment by United States officials violates international human rights standards to which the United States is a party. These include the Convention Against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment (the Torture Convention), and the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights.

                    As a citizen of Texas, Utah, or other such, persons shall also be prosecuted with third degree murder and/or illegal abortion. Persons shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.

                    Below are examples of said torture. These direct links have been downloaded and saved and will not be altered in any way before trial. Your personal information has been permanently recorded i.e April 20, 1980 (30) and will be used to further investigate this affair. Thank you.


                    FBI - Office of Domestic Affairs
                    Lyserg, F. Diethel
                    2010-8-28 T 10:59 PST
                    Fri Aug 28 2057 2010
                    1282978357
                    So you recorded this information 30 years ago? Wow, I guess the government really was using psychic investigations. Also I really doubt that the FBI uses smilies in their signatures.
                    Drama queen

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                    • #25
                      Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      So you recorded this information 30 years ago? Wow, I guess the government really was using psychic investigations. Also I really doubt that the FBI uses smilies in their signatures.
                      The above number recorded is his birthdate for exemplary purposes. The "smiley" is due to this boards symbol uses for said "smileys."

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                      • #26
                        Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                        Originally posted by HolyPatriot View Post
                        The above number recorded is his birthdate for exemplary purposes. The "smiley" is due to this boards symbol uses for said "smileys."
                        The last revenuer disappeared. I'm sorry I know nothing that can help you guys. I told the last one the same thing.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #27
                          Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          The last revenuer disappeared. I'm sorry I know nothing that can help you guys. I told the last one the same thing.
                          We do not require your assistance. I will personally see to it that this man goes on trial for his crimes.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                            Criminal Justice student pleads guilty to impersonating FBI agent


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                            Shabazz faces possible penalties of up to three years in prison for his simply stupid stunt and a $250,000 fine and at least one year of supervised release. Sentencing has been set for August 26, 2010. He is currently detained.
                            Just saying.

                            Oh and according to the Federal Government waterboarding isn't torture.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #29
                              Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                              Hold on, Ethel has passed on? What caused that?
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • #30
                                Re: Waterboarding my wife Ethel

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                Criminal Justice student pleads guilty to impersonating FBI agent


                                A global media and thought leadership platform that elevates voices in the news cycle. Online since 1998.




                                Just saying.

                                Oh and according to the Federal Government waterboarding isn't torture.
                                Thats hilarious.

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