[Nyktas]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Oh I feel sorry for you, Brother. Your disciplining is to be commended, but you need to make sure she is never left alone in a situation to do this again.

Have you thought about either installing a lock on each door in your home, so she can only go where she needs to go when you are out? This may prevent her from venturing into the front room and watching television when you are not around to supervise her.

I admit this may cause problems if chores need to be done around the house, maybe you could install some kind of leash system which can be tied to her ankles and allow her to move set distances.

Thats illegal you tyrant...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Thats illegal you tyrant...

Under what law is a marriage between an adult, consenting man and woman illegal?

[Nyktas]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Under what law is a marriage between an adult, consenting man and woman illegal?

Please, read before you post.

Oh I feel sorry for you, Brother. Your disciplining is to be commended, but you need to make sure she is never left alone in a situation to do this again.

Have you thought about either installing a lock on each door in your home, so she can only go where she needs to go when you are out? This may prevent her from venturing into the front room and watching television when you are not around to supervise her.

I admit this may cause problems if chores need to be done around the house, maybe you could install some kind of leash system which can be tied to her ankles and allow her to move set distances.

what a weird Sect, holy God... im feeling creepy right now.

...im wondering you got internet in ur caves hehe..

[BelieverInGod]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Please, read before you post.



what a weird Sect, holy God... im feeling creepy right now.

...im wondering you got internet in ur caves hehe..

Installing locks on your home is illegal? And if leashing your spouse is illegal why do you lieberals like doing it so much? It seems if a liebral beats and chains his wife, it's his right, but if a Christian does it, it makes the man a monster. Hypocrisy at its best.

[Nyktas]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Installing locks on your home is illegal? And if leashing your spouse is illegal why do you lieberals like doing it so much? It seems if a liebral beats and chains his wife, it's his right, but if a Christian does it, it makes the man a monster. Hypocrisy at its best.

Why are you even on the internet... woman get back to ur kitchen and get out of the interwebs. Bake some pie or something :-).

Hail Jesus.

[Lisa H]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Why are you even on the internet... woman get back to ur kitchen and get out of the interwebs. Bake some pie or something :-).

Hail Jesus.

Who are you to order a True Christian woman you unsaved trash.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Why are you even on the internet... woman get back to ur kitchen and get out of the interwebs. Bake some pie or something :-).

Hail Jesus.

Please show me the scripture that says a Christian woman is never to leave their kitchen. And who would I bake a pie for? My husband is away from home for the week and we usually only eat desserts when he's in town.

[cazoofool]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Hrm, torture, slavery, abuse and rape, true Christian values at their best.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Hrm, torture, slavery, abuse and rape, true Christian values at their best.

What are you insinuating? All of those things are endorsed by the KJV1611 Bible.

When to rape: Deuteronomy 21:10-14 (King James Version) 10When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, 11And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; 12Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; 13And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. 14And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

When to torture: Matthew 5:29 (King James Version)

29And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.


Commandment to own slaves: Leviticus 25:44 (King James Version) 44Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

What are you insinuating? All of those things are endorsed by the KJV1611 Bible.

When to rape: Deuteronomy 21:10-14 (King James Version) 10When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the LORD thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, 11And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; 12Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; 13And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. 14And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.

Brother,

We have discuses this before. There is no such thing as rape when it is a woman. It can't be a crime to do a natural biological function God made our bodies to do and the only reason it ever becomes "rape" is because the woman refuses to perform a natural act from some silly reason she makes up.

"Unplanned sexual encounter" is the better term. Rape has been twisted by people trying to turn us NOT gay men into homosexuals.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Brother,

We have discuses this before. There is no such thing as rape when it is a woman. It can't be a crime to do a natural biological function God made our bodies to do and the only reason it ever becomes "rape" is because the woman refuses to perform a natural act from some silly reason she makes up.

"Unplanned sexual encounter" is the better term. Rape has been twisted by people trying to turn us NOT gay men into homosexuals.

Homosexuals?? I am outraged! Women rape men all the time. What a double standard. I say this gay tactic won't have any affect on me!

I'm off to sleep with my wife, whether she likes it or not!

[Christian Refugee]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

Anyway, it's very impresive the fact that you could disciplinated her while you had to resist all her yelling. Very brave of you.

[Sam_the_saved]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

You are a strong man, and I admire your faith.

If this "Ethel" continues to act up, perhaps you should consider having her give birth to a child? Preferably yours. In this way her pregnancy shall disable her in such a manner that she would be unable to continue doing these unholy acts. Once the child were born she would be forced into devoting her time to motherhood.

Of course, I am ignorant. Perhaps you already have children? If so, perhaps re-evaluation of your wifes role as a mother in the household is required? But I am getting carried away, only the Lord can tell you how to run your home, I may offer only humble suggestions.

[Fundie123]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

You better watch out or your wife will fall into the sin of feminism

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Wife Ethel Has Been Acting Up Again

You are a strong man, and I admire your faith.

If this "Ethel" continues to act up, perhaps you should consider having her give birth to a child? Preferably yours. In this way her pregnancy shall disable her in such a manner that she would be unable to continue doing these unholy acts. Once the child were born she would be forced into devoting her time to motherhood.

Of course, I am ignorant. Perhaps you already have children? If so, perhaps re-evaluation of your wifes role as a mother in the household is required? But I am getting carried away, only the Lord can tell you how to run your home, I may offer only humble suggestions.

Ethel has since been stoned to death, and replaced by a more Godly woman.