[Republigrinder]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

The Holy Bible does not restrict us to only using items that are mentioned within its pages. We aren't Amish terrorists.

But then didn't you just totally negate this whole entire thread? This thread started because the person who started it said, "Don't use diapers Jesus didn't". And don't say something like "Oh, well the point is that the diapers all have gay names on them." Because I'm sure that within everything, and this also includes things that you yourself are interested in *cough cough* "Interests: Collecting spanking rods and other disceplinary objects" *cough cough*, some gay subtext could be found. The point is, you guys seem to contradict yourselves at every point. If someone sites the bible with a excerpt that says something to the effect of "Love your enemy", you guys come back with an excerpt that says something to the effect of "Kill your enemy dead", which, since you guys are all taking this from the same bible, leads me to believe that the Bible can not be held as the "word of god" because of the fact that god wouldn't contradict himself like that, according to yourself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

But then didn't you just totally negate this whole entire thread? This thread started because the person who started it said, "Don't use diapers Jesus didn't". And don't say something like "Oh, well the point is that the diapers all have gay names on them." Because I'm sure that within everything, and this also includes things that you yourself are interested in *cough cough* "Interests: Collecting spanking rods and other disceplinary objects" *cough cough*, some gay subtext could be found. The point is, you guys seem to contradict yourselves at every point. If someone sites the bible with a excerpt that says something to the effect of "Love your enemy", you guys come back with an excerpt that says something to the effect of "Kill your enemy dead", which, since you guys are all taking this from the same bible, leads me to believe that the Bible can not be held as the "word of god" because of the fact that god wouldn't contradict himself like that, according to yourself.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

But then didn't you just totally negate this whole entire thread? This thread started because the person who started it said, "Don't use diapers Jesus didn't". And don't say something like "Oh, well the point is that the diapers all have gay names on them." Because I'm sure that within everything, and this also includes things that you yourself are interested in *cough cough* "Interests: Collecting spanking rods and other disceplinary objects" *cough cough*, some gay subtext could be found. The point is, you guys seem to contradict yourselves at every point. If someone sites the bible with a excerpt that says something to the effect of "Love your enemy", you guys come back with an excerpt that says something to the effect of "Kill your enemy dead", which, since you guys are all taking this from the same bible, leads me to believe that the Bible can not be held as the "word of god" because of the fact that god wouldn't contradict himself like that, according to yourself.

How is that a contradiction friend? God wants someone dead they are going to die. Were do you see us hating anyone? God hates them, not us.

[Republigrinder]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

Ok, thanks, you really answered my question. Try again, but this time think for yourself. And please, really answer the questions I asked, don't just dance around them.

How is that a contradiction friend? God wants someone dead they are going to die. Were do you see us hating anyone? God hates them, not us.

Why would god tell you to love somebody, but then kill them? In other words, that means that humans are capable of more compassion than god himself. And that also means that humans really don't have any free will, because of the fact that if god wants somebody dead, he doesn't do it himself, he gets his little pets to do it for him. Please tell me why you worship such a tyrant? This same goes for you too, answer the question, don't dance around it.

[saintluke]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

okay people what do you expect people to use instead of diapers?


you should really think things through

[Nobar King]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

Sometimes after changing the baby's newspapers I need to freshen up as well. That's when the baby hanger comes in handy.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

okay people what do you expect people to use instead of diapers?


you should really think things through

Don't you read? You should use leather and fill it with grass and hay and stuff.

[the Amatory Maiden]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

Don't you read? You should use leather and fill it with grass and hay and stuff.

Wouldn't grass and hay and stuff be irritating to your baby's bottom?

[JeebisIsFake]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

Does TC not know what Adult Diapers are for?

[CaveManJoke]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

Today, were He to wet His bed, He might be decreed a.... Homer!sexy!

(JESUS I'm glad we women have to Men to tell us what to do - being Christian is so Eternally difficult!!)

Hahah, so if Bajesus were to let one loose, he would be homosexual... hmm. Looks like many of the population who have normal bowels are indeed 'Homer!sexy!' hmmm... Come to think of it, I've never thought of Homer Simpson as being sexy, but each to their own.

Cartoon fetishes are kinda creepy though.

[EcksDee]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

That's called Sumo Wrestling.

[CattivoF0x]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

Yes we should all let our babies crap on the floor.
/end sarcasm.

[OGunslinger]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

may someone please give me the scripture that says babies cannot use diapers?

No disrespect intended.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

Have you taken the time to read the thread, or just the title?

[Brother McGregor]

Re: Parents, do not use diapers! Jesus didn't.

It's not babies in nappies we are worried about. Good Christian Republicans...adults are wearing them as well and I do not mean adults injured or medically incontinent but adults that...gasp...use them as a sexual fetish!!!

Remember our first Corinthians...we are to put away the things of childhood....

This is an abomination the likes no one has seen before...the sodomites are involved, the cross dressing trannie twits are involved...It is a stench upon the land.

http://thewayweseeit.wordpress.com/2007/11/17/adult-babiessex-in-the-playpen-2/