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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414
    #1

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

    It was a year ago today that Jesus blessed my husband, Mr. Whitford, and me with our wonderful, adorable Independence Day baby boy - Joseph Whitford Jr! In that time, Mr. Whitford Jr has been a blessing in every way! He is so bright and cheerful and already knows how to put his hands together to pray! We don't expect he'll have a chance to grow up and inherit the Whitford fortune - no, Christ will have returned well before then and we'll all have been raptured up to Heaven - but just in case the Lord decides to take His time a few decades more (unlikely!) everything is already in place to ensure our beloved son gets everything while the greedy B. Hussein Obama regime gets next to nothing!






    Also born this day in 2009 was Joseph Whitford Jr's sister. Happy birthday to her too.
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!
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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269
      #2
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

      Drama queen

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622
          #3
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

          I have a feeling little Joe Jr. is going to grow up to become a pastor. He is remarkably precocious for his age. Why, remember just the other day when I visited your home, he saw Pat Robertson on TV and started smiling and getting all excited? Then we turned it to FOX News and they were reporting on lesbo Jesus-hating Joo supreme court nominee Elena Kagan and he looked away in disgust?

          You have both done a wonderful job raising your son. The pastors and I are having a running bet whether his first word will be "Jesus", "God", or "abomination".

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22378
              #4
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

              Congratulations!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

                  Congratulations! When're you planning on getting him his first gun?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 12414
                      #6
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

                      Thank you everyone for your congratulations, prayers, and gifts! God bless you all!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Congratulations! When're you planning on getting him his first gun?
                      My husband, Mr. Whitford, already has one for him! A Beretta Px4 Storm Subcompact, that he'll get to practice with once he's big enough to hold it straight.
                      Posted via Prayer

                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                        • Phebe Carlyle
                          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 2604
                          #7
                          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

                          Oh Sister Mary Maria,

                          Happy Birthday to your lovely son!

                          I do hope you don't mind, but I was able to purchase a lovely set of plush toys for him.

                          It is the 10 Plagues of Egypt set.





                          Included is a severed head of the first born, locusts, boils, dying cattle and so much more.

                          It is never to early to instill the understanding of God's wrath in a Soldier of Christ.

                          YIC,

                          Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                          There's Jesus here,
                          Just see what He offers me....
                          Down here my sins forgiven,
                          Up there a home in heaven
                          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 12414
                              #8
                              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

                              Of course I don't mind! Thanks for the wonderful gift!
                              Posted via Prayer

                              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                              Blogging for CHRIST!
                              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                                • Benedict A. Davis
                                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                                  True Christian™
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 3900
                                  #9
                                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON, JOSEPH WHITFORD JR!

                                  I am sure you will have him reading like Pastor as soon as he can hold his head up for extended periods of time so I would like you to have this primer,it is supposed to be one of GW's favorites!
                                  Happy Birthday!

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                                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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