[Cursed]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Ok people, really? This is sick! Just to clarify with you all who believe that you can actually do this, if you left your child in Brazil they would use the money to 1. Grab a cab.
2. Go to the American embassy.
3. Get a flight back to America.
4. Find you and press charges for a list offenses longer than you are tall.
5. Use said money to enjoy life.

No they wouldn't. They'd most likely get ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs... Heaven forbid they encounter one of the savage natives. I can't even talk about what would happen.

If you tried to get your daughter raped she would go to the police and you would go to jail for 20+ years.

Ha ha that's pretty funny. You apparently have never had any interaction with the "justice" system. I envy your naivete.

If you tried to make your wife get an abortion then she could also get you arrested and sentenced to 20+ years in jail.

Again, you warm my heart. You are living proof in the Grace of God; for how else could someone absolutely ignorant of the world they live in survive? You truly are merciful, Lord!

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

It's not a view of the Bible. Landover Baptist IS the Bible.

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

Actually, it proves we are right! The path to Heaven is narrow (Matthew 7:13-14), and few will make it into Heaven; 99% of humanity will end up burning in the Lake of Fire forever and ever! Praise God!

Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

~Brit

The majority of people are disgusting monsters and deserve Hell. Would you really want to live forever with the people around you? Look around! Come on, use your brain, it's common sense that they will burn.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

It's not a view of the Bible. Landover Baptist IS the Bible.

Perhaps over stated Brother. The Bible is Landover Baptist puts it better. We do not presume to suggest we define God's Holy World, only that His Perfect and Holy Word defines us.

You will find none more humble before God than us TRUE Christians.

[Cursed]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Perhaps over stated Brother. The Bible is Landover Baptist puts it better. We do not presume to suggest we define God's Holy World, only that His Perfect and Holy Word defines us.

You will find none more humble before God than us TRUE Christians.

I get carried away sometimes Bobby Joe! Your gentle rebuke is proof of the mercy of a True Christian gentleman!

These unsaved trash that march through here with their talking points and their liberal agenda really get my goat. Saying that we have a "view" of the Holy Word of God is just plain wrong!

Landover Baptists follow what the 1611 King James Bible says, to the letter. It's not our fault most Christians ignore 90% of the Good Book and pretend it's not there, but we don't. We face the awful truth every day, while others dance and play and waste their souls away! Landover Baptists are the true Soldiers of Christ! Can I get an Amen?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

I get carried away sometimes Bobby Joe! Your gentle rebuke is proof of the mercy of a True Christian gentleman!

These unsaved trash that march through here with their talking points and their liberal agenda really get my goat. Saying that we have a "view" of the Holy Word of God is just plain wrong!

Landover Baptists follow what the 1611 King James Bible says, to the letter. It's not our fault most Christians ignore 90% of the Good Book and pretend it's not there, but we don't. We face the awful truth every day, while others dance and play and waste their souls away! Landover Baptists are the true Soldiers of Christ! Can I get an Amen?

It's quite reasonable Brother to expect some unfortunate word choices there. After all you were talking some god mocking Atheist scum and we know what kind of trial that can be for a TRUE Christian™. You just know what the Atheists is going to say next.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

Outnumbered?

Christianity is the single largest religion in the world. Fully 1/3 of humanity identifies as Christian.

78% of Americans identify as Christian, including Barack Osama:



And, you may have missed it, but Tea Party Christians overwhelmingly took control of the House of Representatives last year, and will control the Senate and Presidency as of 2012.

Outnumbered?

[Poetic person]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

"A lifetime of wisdom freely given to all."

Getting rid of babies and young children (age 0-12)
If your wife failed you and your child turns out to be a failure as a result of that, the best way to get rid of them is to send them on a sleepover at your wife's parents. After sending them on the sleepover just never pick them up again. After all, they are the cause of the problem as they raised your wife. Depending on how your wife's parents respond to this you might have to move without sending them your new address.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, however, would this not go against 1 Timothy 5:8 in the fact that you are not providing for your own?