[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[NoOneExist]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

you turn up theses that doesn't exist, how can you say, that this and this is bad and must rid off?
i mean, have YOU thought about YOUR consequenzes in what you're doing? i dont think so
Only dumb people where cannot thought about consequenzes are on your side and blurry this shit out and turn up this stupid theses.
God is ashamed of you - he looks down and shaken his head and thought to himself "oh dear what stupid ppl i made???" poor god
But we ALL know that he doesn't exists and will never do

and four youuu personall......
take your shit and go with your only 1 tiny lil finger in your anus coz you havent the balls to fuck yourself hard right now?

a women with intelligents will never marry you, poor lil dumb stupid man who pushes himself on the top with those shit to satisfied his ego

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Does anyone here speak eskimo? I can't understand a thing this squaw is saying. It's all just clicks and grunts to me.

[NoOneExist]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

may you hear your own voices?
awww i'm sorry 4 you that you may hear your farts and so on

[Nobar King]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

I learned this on another forum:

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen - - It's time, once again, for our favorite Soap Opera, "Castenets Time In Brazil"!!


This is really very simple.

You tell her that in 1 month, you're both going on a "daughter/mother vacation" to Brazil. How fun! You tell her that you're both going to take in the sights and local culture - - for a change of atmosphere and to get her mind off things for a couple of weeks. That's the story you tell her.

Then, you take yourself and her to get your pictures taken for your Passports.

Then, after you get your Passports, you buy two tickets to Brazil - - a round trip ticket for you, and a one-way ticket for her (starting to get the picture?).

You both fly to Brazil.

You get into a cab from the airport and go to the hotel where you've previously made room arrangements.

You get to the hotel and get to your rooms, but do not unpack your bags!

After getting her settled into her room, you take her Passport without letting her see you. You then tell her you're going to the gift shop for a magazine.

However, the reality is that you're going to the front desk with an envelope. In the envelope is two hundred dollars in Brazilian money, and your note to her - -

"Dear Sweety Pie: So, you think you're old enough to dislike me and Dad, and to give us continual trouble? Then you're old enough to take care of yourself. I hope you like your new home and country. New languages are fun to learn, aren't they? Here's $200.00 to get you started in life. Don't waste it. Love, Mom."

Have the hotel clerk deliver the envelope to her room.

Then, you turn on your heels, take your bags out of the hotel, hail a cab, and get back to the airport. Fly home.

Let Brazil take care of her.

IAAL

See- easy!

[proteastantguy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Getting rid of babies and young children (age 0-12)
If your wife failed you and your child turns out to be a failure as a result of that, the best way to get rid of them is to send them on a sleepover at your wife's parents. After sending them on the sleepover just never pick them up again. After all, they are the cause of the problem as they raised your wife. Depending on how your wife's parents respond to this you might have to move without sending them your new address.

How true, and it will be funny to see you parents in law seaching for you, because you "forgot" you child/children at their home.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

ah, ok, that sounds nice. But isn't it nonetheless sex BEFORE marriage? so marrying afterwards might not be as bad as not marrying but marrying as a vrigin is the only acceptable way I thought?

A man may reject a woman who has lied about her virginity if he discovers on his wedding night that she is, in fact, a fornicator. For that offense, she may be stoned to death. (Under the coming Biblical law, that is, not under secular, anti-God laws.)

However, there is nothing to say that a woman who is not a virgin cannot be wed, as long as she doesn't lie about the condition of her hymen. Widows typically married their deceased husbands' brothers, for example (see Onan).

all you searchless baptist ppl - are you serious or just stupid? what do you think you are, better ppl? nah i dont think so.
you'll need a lil bit more braincells in your tiny lil whole head to get a lil bit more thought about whatcha doin?' yea i think sooo

Searchless? And you think WE might be stupid?

Where did you learn English, inner-city Detroit?

you racism ppl are against godless and intelligent ppl?

Racism is discrimination based on race. "Atheist God-Hater" is not a race. It is a choice to rebel against God.

And you clearly hate intelligence, as evidenced by your inability to write a coherent sentence.

and yes i hate godbelieber ppl and kill them,

Really? You kill Christians? Could you please point out the press accounts of your many murders? We'd love to see the evidence of your exploits.

coz you dunno know what it feels to got a brain

Oh, the irony.

[upeoplermad]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Ok, what the hell is wrong with you all??? Seriously r u all that freaking nuts. Have you actually read what you write and realize how nuts it sounds. Seriously Nintendo games making people gay, getting rid of your children, what to do when your daughter wont marry her rapeist????? You all have mental issues, hope you all go to hell Goodbye IDIOT'S

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Have you actually read what you write

I never read what I write, what would be the purpose of doing that?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Ok, what the hell is wrong with you all??? Seriously r u all that freaking nuts. Have you actually read what you write and realize how nuts it sounds. getting rid of your children...

You think children should stay living with their parents until they die? How odd.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

You think children should stay living with their parents until they die? How odd.

Not odd, typical belief of the liebral basement dweller. They live with mommy and are her "little man" until she dies of a coronary at the age of 86. Then they sell the house and retire into a little condo where they can live out the rest of their lives playing their WoW.

And people wonder why the mooslimbs are taking over.

[mark.porter]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Ok people, really? This is sick! Just to clarify with you all who believe that you can actually do this, if you left your child in Brazil they would use the money to 1. Grab a cab.
2. Go to the American embassy.
3. Get a flight back to America.
4. Find you and press charges for a list offenses longer than you are tall.
5. Use said money to enjoy life.

If you tried to get your daughter raped she would go to the police and you would go to jail for 20+ years.

If you tried to make your wife get an abortion then she could also get you arrested and sentenced to 20+ years in jail.

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong? Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves? Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

~Brit

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

No.

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

No.

Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

No.

It's so amazingly easy, either do what the Bible says or burn in Hell for all eternity. Maybe Brit9339 and Brit9340 can talk some sense into you, although I highly doubt it.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

Ok people, really? This is sick! Just to clarify with you all who believe that you can actually do this, if you left your child in Brazil they would use the money to 1. Grab a cab.
2. Go to the American embassy.
3. Get a flight back to America.
4. Find you and press charges for a list offenses longer than you are tall.
5. Use said money to enjoy life.

No way does a solitary white child make it back to America with all of those negroes around.

If you tried to get your daughter raped she would go to the police and you would go to jail for 20+ years.

A True Christian™ girl will honor her mother and her father.

If you tried to make your wife get an abortion then she could also get you arrested and sentenced to 20+ years in jail.

A True Christian™ woman follows the Bible, and the Bible tells her to obey her husband in everything.

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

Do you ever consider that our view of the Bible is right?

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves?

Jesus told us that most people are Hellbound sinners. Narrow is the gate, Brit. People like you are outnumbered one God to none.

Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

You can't really count savages like Indians and Chinese and Africans and Canadians as full persons.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to GETTING RID OF CHILDREN!

That all aside do any of you ever consider that your extremest view on the bible is wrong?

What is extreme about our views on the Bible? Abraham threw his concubine and son out on God's orders.

And Abraham is revered and respected in the Old Testament as well as the New Testament.

Does the fact that people such as yourselves are outnumbered tens of millions to one. Does this not make you question yourselves? Does the fact that out of the seven billion people in the world there is only you that believe in god in this manner disturb you?

No, it means we are doing it right.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

Matthew 22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.

Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: