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    Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

    Eric Schmidt, sent to earth by satan to use Google to destroy our innocent children, stopped pretending not to be evil a long long while ago. Specializing in stolen information based privacy destroying blackmailing, he suggests the only way to escape the evils of Google is to change your name .

    But, evil always succeeds in becoming even worse. Today Eric Schmidt openly admitted he wants to replace God with Google!
    I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.
    So Google wants us to stop using the Holy Bible to guide our lives and switch to Google instead!

    The face of pure evil:
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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  • #2
    Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

    @Cranky Old Man I am glad my father does not allow me to use Google!
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

      What an outrage. All googlers will surely burn in the Eternal Fire of Hell.

      Ye shall observe to do therefore as the LORD your God hath commanded you: ye shall not turn aside to the right hand or to the left. Ye shall walk in all the ways which the LORD your God hath commanded you, that ye may live, and that it may be well with you, and that ye may prolong your days in the land which ye shall possess.
      Deuteronomy 5:32-33
      "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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      • #4
        Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

        Once they got into fag-enabling, they launched themselves down the slippery slope toward ever more extreme forms of God-mocking.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #5
          Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

          I read the article, and I'm not quite sure why children should be allowed to escape their past.

          If you have pictures of your pot farm, and your drug dealing friends, and whatever other sordid details out there, then why should you be allowed to change your name to escape it? Should we allow murders to change their names? What about child molesters?
          Drama queen

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          • #6
            Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

            Google is evil and everything must be done to stop them. Satan must be behind Google and using it to try and collect peoples souls.

            At least there are some police officers trying to prevent this satanic company for collecting information.

            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • #7
              Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

              Google cannot tell me what to do because i control it.
              Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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              • #8
                Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                Originally posted by Sidoain View Post
                Google cannot tell me what to do because i control it.
                That's what they want you to think, boy. But don't worry because Jesus is going to return long before Google can damage your brain, and He's going to send all of Cannuckistan to hell.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                  Did you know that Google posts pictures of YOUR HOUSE on the internets? They violated my privacy!
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                    I often wonder if Google is the Beast spoken of in Revelation. It seems so harmless, so everything is free! I can't help but feel the price for using it is an eternity in hell.

                    I can't help but wonder if Satan reads off all the searches unsaved trash and false Christians made.


                    "Gay midget porn"
                    "Trannie sex"
                    1 Timothy 3:2
                    Girl on donkey
                    I am a jealous god cursing generations.
                    Damasus
                    Cream Pie
                    Bible He that is wounded in the stones
                    strapon girls
                    I hate God's enemies
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • #11
                      Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      Google is evil and everything must be done to stop them. Satan must be behind Google and using it to try and collect peoples souls.

                      At least there are some police officers trying to prevent this satanic company for collecting information.


                      That looks like one of those Prius' – a nemesis possession for any True Christian™, reason enough to dump Google.
                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • #12
                        Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                        I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next.
                        Google has nothing with the bible or christianity to do.
                        That's just a bad commercial in my opinion that doesn't make sense.
                        Google is a search engine where you find the things on the internet you wants.
                        So how would google telling me what to do next when i have found my link? It makes no sense.


                        NOTE: in the quote he says ''i actually think'' so he's just guessing.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                          Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
                          Google has nothing with the bible or christianity to do.
                          That's just a bad commercial in my opinion that doesn't make sense.
                          Google is a search engine where you find the things on the internet you wants.
                          So how would google telling me what to do next when i have found my link? It makes no sense.


                          NOTE: in the quote he says ''i actually think'' so he's just guessing.
                          You have been conned by Google. The links it gives you are the ones they want you to look at. Have you not noticed a google search always has suggested searches, related items and adverts for the things to buy based on your search.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                            Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
                            That's just a bad commercial in my opinion that doesn't make sense.
                            You do your name right. It's not a commercial, it is something the CEO of Google really believes!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #15
                              Re: Totally evil Google wants to replace God!

                              What's the diff? Christ! There is none!!!

                              (< false Prophet Jim Bakker)

                              Actually, I doubt the Salvation of any "Christian" who would have ever used a service named.....Google

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