[Megan1993]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

See? The Bible has all the answers.

Welp I think I found something more depraved than 4chan and Nick Bates I think I found it alright...


So far I learned...
Incest is wincest according to Bible
Rape isn't rape lest a woman cries out
Gerad way is a freak
Rape is gain for my father if I was unwed and a virgin. Never mind any father especially my dad who'd hand me his head on platter like John the Baptist. Let alone receive compensation.
Emos deserve to kill themselves
Rape victims deserve stoning never mind Jesus ended that shit in the new testament.
Rape is a crime against man. Poor man supposed masters of this realm yet not smart enough to avoid the temptations of the supposedly weaker and fair sex.
Rape is a crime against man.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

Yeah okay screaming at your rapist to stop and crying very effective.

See? The Bible has all the answers.

[Megan1993]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

As usual, the Bible has the answer. No you can't hit him, but you must cry very loud. In fact, if you are found and you are not crying, then you are guilty of fornication. If you are married, that is.
Deuteronomy is such a great book, full of rules that absolutely guide our lives today!


22:24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

Yeah okay screaming at your rapist to stop and crying very effective.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

Yup getting benefited by rape financially so out ranks the fact that they man Dishonored the maiden. I wonder would it it be a sin to strike the man down in preservation of my honor?

As usual, the Bible has the answer. No you can't hit him, but you must cry very loud. In fact, if you are found and you are not crying, then you are guilty of fornication. If you are married, that is.
Deuteronomy is such a great book, full of rules that absolutely guide our lives today!


22:24Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

[Megan1993]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

Then close your mouth.


1 Timothy 2:11-12

11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


James 1:1 Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:

Bwahahahaha nope.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

I simply have no words...

Then close your mouth.


1 Timothy 2:11-12

11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


James 1:1 Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath:

[Megan1993]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter rape

Letting your daughter get raped by unruly guests isn't just the right thing to do morally, its also the right course of action financially!

Leviticus 27:2-8 tells us exactly how much God Himself thinks a person's vows of servitude are worth. The absolute highest amount for a woman (aged 20-60) is laid out on Leviticus 27:4, and it is exactly thirty shekels. From this, it is reasonable to conclude that thirty shekels is exactly what a woman is worth. However, if we take a look at Deuteronomy 22:28-29, we see:

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

That's right, all of a sudden you get fifty shekels for her! That means that when your daughter is raped, you are suddenly seeing a profit of twenty whole shekels! Now, ancient shekels usually weighed between 9 and 17 grams, and the price of silver is currently $881.80. That means, assuming your daughter is 20 years old, her worth has suddenly increased anywhere between $158.73 and $299.82!

Of course, this doesn't take into account the great immaterial benefits you will be getting, like having a new son-in-law and the satisfaction of living up to Biblical precepts.

Yup getting benefited by rape financially so out ranks the fact that they man Dishonored the maiden. I wonder would it it be a sin to strike the man down in preservation of my honor?

[Megan1993]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

As a woman, if the Bible tells me so, then I must obey. If I must be raped, over and over, in all ways, to sate the attacker's demands and protect my father from being sodomized, then I will without hesitation! It is my duty as a a weak female. Who am I do refuse my Father's word?? If I must be raped in a bed, or an alley, or in an evil Atheist's or Democrat's home (please, anywhere but there) I will obey. I will not even struggle!! If it is God's will, I will be so willing!

I simply have no words...

[jakepaul]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

I'll have you know,

12: 38 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
LET THE GALAXY BURN, FOR YOUR GOD IS PERISHED.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

when you come to our fellowship meetings, and you pray and pray and go to your knees for God, you see we are the funniest bunch ever.

So we have a mutual interest in getting on our knees. That's another thing we have in common. I suppose when you get under the surface, we're really not much different.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

You guys really are no fun. I was just being friendly. Am I to really believe you all don't hook-up in meet world? Even uptight right-wingers need a little love here and there.

We are to abide the law of the land, as commanded by God.


We can be seen at a distance as no fun, but when you come to our fellowship meetings, and you pray and pray and go to your knees for God, you see we are the funniest bunch ever.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

You guys really are no fun. I was just being friendly. Am I to really believe you all don't hook-up in meet world? Even uptight right-wingers need a little love here and there.

[Des]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

Imight like to add, you are kind of cute, Mr. Cranky. I like older men. Maybe if you adjusted your perspective on women and turned your attentions to someone other than Jesus for a while, we could work something out.

I'll have you know that we do not tolerate reverse solicitation of prostitution here! Find your 'Johns" elsewhere.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

It's in the Bible (Judges 19:22-30). Please complain to God, not to us, if you disagree with His Word and suffer your well deserved consequences!

I might like to add, you are kind of cute, Mr. Cranky. I like older men. Maybe if you adjusted your perspective on women and turned your attentions to someone other than Jesus for a while, we could work something out.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!

But nobody does that now. The Ancient Greeks had man-boy love, but today it would be pedophilia, so no, we can't just mimic everything the Bible, because times have changed!