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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    This Woman MUSt Be Stopped!

    There is a vile wretch fo a woman that is traveling across America, corrupting the youngest children among us and she must be stopped. She presents herself as a musician with a wholesome message, but when you listen to her songs and investigate her background, the Truth is revealed.

    I am talking, of course, about Lauri Berkner.

    For those of you without the blessing of children yet, take heed. Do not be deceived. here is what the media WON'T tell you about Laurie:

    • While she has American parents, she was born in 1969 in FRANCE. How her parents could travel to France and give birth to a child there and still expect to be called American is beyond me.
    • She is viewed as one of the masterminds of the demonic "Kindie Rock" scene. A collection of children music performers who target children under 10 for indoctrination into the rock life style. Other performers in this scene include Dan Zanes and They Might Be Giants. (We have warned you about TMBG before!)
    • Even at an early age, she was involved in musical theater.
    • Her first rock gig was in an, get this, all female rock cover band called Lois Lane. No male leader? No wonder it failed.
    • Her big hit album was called Victor Vitto featuring a song of the same name. It is all about Victor Vitto and Fredie Vasco who eat spaghetti with lots of Tabasco. It is a thinly veiled attempt to recruit children into the gay branch of the mafia.
    • Worst of all, she gave a free concert (commie!) in honor of EARTH DAY!

    We can not let this commie hippie gay gangster recruiter near our kids! be on the lookout since she is touring this year!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

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    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • beaner whore
    Unsaved trash
    • Nov 2010
    • 43

    #2
    Re: This Woman MUSt Be Stopped!

    Oh yes, Laurie Berkner! I met her last summer at a peace retreat in Colorado. She is a warm and caring person. This world could use 1000 Laurie Berkners!

    She is not only a wonderful guiding light to children, she is also an inspiration to aspiring artists everywhere. Thank you for bringing attention to Ms Berkner and all the fine work she does!

    With Light and Love,
    Beamer

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22371

      #3
      Re: This Woman MUSt Be Stopped!

      This Laurie Berkner is horrible, Satan must have sent her to lure our innocent children to the fires of Hell .
      • She studied at Rutgers University where she sold herself as a whore to pay for her tuition. I sure pity the TSA agent who has to pat her down.
      • She started composing for adults but discovered she was too stupid for that: "Writing music for kids has not been a struggle at all".
      • Her album "Buzz Buzz" contains idiotic songs like "Pig on Her Head" and "Monster Boogie" which are clearly meant to seduce children into hating Jesus.
      • She has written two children's books: Victor Vito and Freddie Vasco promoting both gay Tabasco orgies and sex with trees.

      God was surely right when He said women should be silent. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Halleluyah Rob
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2010
        • 353

        #4
        Re: This Woman MUSt Be Stopped!

        This is possibly the most satanic and brutal music I have ever heard.



        She is promoting belief in dinosaurs, all while trying to raise an army of the youth who believe they are carnivorous monsters.

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