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Re: I own a Wii.
Son, as a True Christian™ Pastor, I am obsessed with sin. I have been called by Christ to do battle with satan on every front. Take a look at THIS to get an idea of what I'm talking about. Revolting as my task can be, I willingly wade into pools of scum and rebuke queers, witches, gothtards, joos, mudslimes, and so on, all in the name of God Almighty!Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
Now, why don't you go over to the "introductions" thread and tell us all about yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I own a Wii.
I'm good.Comment
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I own a Wii.
And you're a homophobic biggot.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostNo, you're a troll.
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God wouldn't have it any other way, troll. He hates queers, and you should too because He wants you to. Praise Jesus!!Originally posted by I_Am_The_One View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I own a Wii.
Then why would you go to two churches? In fact, why would you go to two churches in the first place? Did you know that no man can serve two masters?Originally posted by whytolerateme View Post
Originally posted by whytolerateme View Post
Do you know what "sci-fi" stands for?
No-one claimed that Indonesians weren't God's creations. As Pastor Ezekiel said, God created them so that we could have cheap goods. Pigs are God's creations too, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't kill them and eat them and chuck their heads through synagogue windows now does it?Originally posted by whytolerateme View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: I own a Wii.
I took the liberty to reply for him, because he is banned.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostThen why would you go to two churches? In fact, why would you go to two churches in the first place? Did you know that no man can serve two masters?
Ah, but he isn't serving two masters, but the same God.
Do you know what "sci-fi" stands for?
Science Fiction
No-one claimed that Indonesians weren't God's creations. As Pastor Ezekiel said, God created them so that we could have cheap goods. Pigs are God's creations too, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't kill them and eat them and chuck their heads through synagogue windows now does it?
So what's stopping God from making you into a cheap-labor for China's new stuff?Comment
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God loves us, that's why friend. He would never do something so cruel as to make us Chines.Originally posted by rockdevourer View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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you seem pretty focused on it man, maybe you should tone it down before any one finds out *nudgenudgewinkwink*Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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No one ever actually answered the question of how the Wii makes someone homosexual. I know it was made by the Japanese but that still doesn't explain it. Does it contain subliminal messages? It the shape of the controller meant to be like the male genitals? I'd really like to know.Comment
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Originally posted by Sneaky Hippo View Post
lol, in another post someone claimed that there was a subliminal message in the title of " super mario galaxy". It's 132 pages long, I'm sure you'll find it. Anyway, through-out the post it mentions many things regarding wii, this game and others... quite interesting if you ask me
John 15:12-13
My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friendsComment
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Re: I own a Wii.
Do you mean the "UR MR GAY" on the title, the photoshopped picture of Mario wearing homoerotic clothing and the "consept art" that looks nothing like the real game? I don't understand how little sparkles that happen to tell people that they are gay will actually make them gay so if you could enlighten me on how that works it would be appreciated.Originally posted by lovethygod View Postlol, in another post someone claimed that there was a subliminal message in the title of " super mario galaxy". It's 132 pages long, I'm sure you'll find it. Anyway, through-out the post it mentions many things regarding wii, this game and others... quite interesting if you ask me
The two pictures were clearly not made by Nintendo, just somone who knew how to use photoshop and someone who could draw and had too much time on their hands. Chances are that they weren't gay because the drawings are so stereotypical that I doubt any gay person would want to continue the stereotype. Even if they were gay that doesn't mean it's due to Mario. Mario has been around foe over 20 years and his games have been played by millions of people, chases are that at least some of them happen to be gay.
What you need here is evidence that it is specificly the Wii's fault that people are gay.Comment
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The title of this thread is 'I own a wii'.
Shouldn't it be in the 'Promise Enforcers - Men Only!' forum?Ack!
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