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Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!
Brothers and Sisters,
Please help me compile a list of every day items we need to take heed of.
Some things in our daily lives could inadvertently send us to HELL or give us a nasty case of demon infestation!
Before I start the list I want to warn you all that anything you pick up from a garage sale, flea market or "World" stores such as Cost Plus World Market or Pier One will probably have demons attached to them. When you are shopping at these "World" Markets you need to know that most of the items were made by chinks in Bangledesh or China. The gooks are known to cast spells and hexes on things they are making for their betters in the good ole US.
NEVER BUY USED ITEMS! You are just inviting demons into your home. If one of those demons gets into your colon you could become GAY!
Now on to the list.
Unicorns - in any form IE, doll, ceramic etc.
Cupie Dolls (They are cute versions of a very powerful demon)
Frogs (they invite swamp demons into your home)
Tupperware that is that ugly avocado green color (see frogs)
Red Mushrooms (with the white dots on them they are powerful hallucinagenic drugs)
Gnomes (they are demons just waiting to be brought into your home so they can come to life)
Rosary Beads (Satan's Sex Toy)
Gamer Joysticks (they are really an attena for demons)
Stuffed animals (Children use them to hump on and give them animated voices, which attracts demons)
Also it is not a good decision to accept anything that is not food gifts (IE pies, cakes, casseroles) from people you don't know that well.
I knew a sister who was given a set of dresser drawers that was demonized. The demon escaped and caused all kinds of HELL in that household. Items went missing (her clothes), her husband turned into a homer and her kids started to listen to rock and roll music and wanted to eat demonic foods such as Count Dracula cereal and Quaker Oates Oatmeal. For those who are curious what finally happened, the dresser was burned, the demon was cast out in the name of JESUS. The kids returned to normal but the husband remained a homer and is not living in the house. Personally, I think a few of the demons that were cast out are still hiding in his colon.
Anyway, Please add your items on the list of Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!
Please help me compile a list of every day items we need to take heed of.
Some things in our daily lives could inadvertently send us to HELL or give us a nasty case of demon infestation!
Before I start the list I want to warn you all that anything you pick up from a garage sale, flea market or "World" stores such as Cost Plus World Market or Pier One will probably have demons attached to them. When you are shopping at these "World" Markets you need to know that most of the items were made by chinks in Bangledesh or China. The gooks are known to cast spells and hexes on things they are making for their betters in the good ole US.
NEVER BUY USED ITEMS! You are just inviting demons into your home. If one of those demons gets into your colon you could become GAY!
Now on to the list.
Unicorns - in any form IE, doll, ceramic etc. Cupie Dolls (They are cute versions of a very powerful demon) Frogs (they invite swamp demons into your home) Tupperware that is that ugly avocado green color (see frogs) Red Mushrooms (with the white dots on them they are powerful hallucinagenic drugs) Gnomes (they are demons just waiting to be brought into your home so they can come to life) Rosary Beads (Satan's Sex Toy) Gamer Joysticks (they are really an attena for demons) Stuffed animals (Children use them to hump on and give them animated voices, which attracts demons)Also it is not a good decision to accept anything that is not food gifts (IE pies, cakes, casseroles) from people you don't know that well.
I knew a sister who was given a set of dresser drawers that was demonized. The demon escaped and caused all kinds of HELL in that household. Items went missing (her clothes), her husband turned into a homer and her kids started to listen to rock and roll music and wanted to eat demonic foods such as Count Dracula cereal and Quaker Oates Oatmeal. For those who are curious what finally happened, the dresser was burned, the demon was cast out in the name of JESUS. The kids returned to normal but the husband remained a homer and is not living in the house. Personally, I think a few of the demons that were cast out are still hiding in his colon.
Anyway, Please add your items on the list of Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!
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