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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #31
    Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

    Those injun "kachinka" dolls are full of demons. Don't bring one into your house or you'll be scalped in your sleep!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027
        #32
        Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
        OMG Sister! You posted that at exactly 4:12 SPOOKY!
        I guess this means that now I am ding-dong-diddly-double-Damned

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14531
            #33
            Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

            Originally posted by SUV View Post
            I guess this means that now I am ding-dong-diddly-double-Damned
            Psalm 23:4 Yea though I walke through the valley of the shadowe of death, I will feare no euill: for thou art with me, thy rod and thy staffe, they comfort me.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708
                #34
                Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                Microwave ovens
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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453
                    #35
                    Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                    Whisks


                    Turns out Mrs. Hutchins has a drawer full in the kitchen. She had the audacity to blurt out "They are for whipping things". A five foot section of cane showed her the meaning of 'Whipping'. I filled the drawer with Church keys.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • The Lord's Sword
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 179
                        #36
                        Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        Gnomes (they are demons just waiting to be brought into your home so they can come to life)


                        Gamer Joysticks (they are really an attena for demons)

                        Atheists (Homosexuals) use these for anal sex.

                        Gnome's hats are shaped specifically for that reason by the Greeks, who, as we all know, were notorious for sodomy.

                        Joysticks (Joy-Stick), are just a modern version of the Gnome's hat. The "Joy" is a result of 360 degrees of movement allowed to the user (atheist). As technology advances, so does the atheists ability to invent new ways to be damned for eternity.
                        Exodus 21:20-21

                        20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14531
                            #37
                            Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                            Kangaroo tail soup

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409
                                #38
                                Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!



                                Can there be a more depraved deodorant?
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                  • lolinternet
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Mar 2012
                                    • 1
                                    #39
                                    Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                                    Reading this shit from this forum makes me sick. Fucking pathetic. " Flashlights are from hell! They cause demons blah blah blah" Are you all on crack?

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                                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                                        Salvation from Above
                                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 6309
                                        #40
                                        Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                                        Originally posted by lolinternet View Post
                                        Are you all on crack?
                                        No siree! We're high on Jesus!
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                                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                             
                                            • Sep 2011
                                            • 23775
                                            #41
                                            Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                                            Originally posted by lolinternet View Post
                                            Reading this shit from this forum makes me sick
                                            No worries, friend. Jesus is the Great Physician! (Isaiah 41:10)

                                            Why not mosey on over to the introductions forum and give a shout-out there!
                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                              • True Daughter of God
                                                Forum Member
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Feb 2012
                                                • 78
                                                #42
                                                Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                                                Fortune Cookies & "So-Called" Lucky Rabbit Foot key Chains! If you ever come into contact with either of these items you must verbally denounce Satan and his power and all of his demon hosts then alternate between reading Scriptures and praying to cleanse the area of the evil demons.
                                                Used Cars! You must NEVER purchase a used car you never know what type of evil demons reside in it! That is why I only Purchase new American made cars;with not even 1 mile on the mileage gage. I do not want to end up with this! (see picture below)
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                                                Deuteronomy 22:21
                                                21.Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

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                                                  • Derp is here
                                                    Unsaved trash, swedish meatball
                                                    • Mar 2012
                                                    • 10
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                                                    You guys can't see the devil, but the devil can see you!

                                                    Troll dolls are nude, like you when you were born. Digital sounds don't attract demons, your fanatic nonsense does. I shall enjoy the coming of the antichrist!
                                                    Marilyn Manson has told us the truth, he shall take this world to thousand years of damnation and suffer!
                                                    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                                                      • Redeemed Papist
                                                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jul 2011
                                                        • 10409
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                                                        Originally posted by Antichrist is here View Post
                                                        You guys can't see the devil, but the devil can see you!

                                                        Troll dolls are nude, like you when you were born. Digital sounds don't attract demons, your fanatic nonsense does. I shall enjoy the coming of the antichrist!
                                                        Marilyn Manson has told us the truth, he shall take this world to thousand years of damnation and suffer!
                                                        The coming of THE antichrist? What are you going on about? Let me guess, your whole experience of God and the devil is via cheap horror flicks and listening to gay propaganda.

                                                        You've never ever read the Bible, have you?
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                                                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                                        The truth about volcanos
                                                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                                          • Derp is here
                                                            Unsaved trash, swedish meatball
                                                            • Mar 2012
                                                            • 10
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: Every Day Items that can Send you to HELL!!

                                                            Oh I've read it through, I had to. That's when I started to hate your god. I believe in merciful and kind power of nature, not a god who wants you to spank your children and deny unicorns? Whats wrong with such beautiful and harmless creatures? I really can't understand your point here, after reading several of your topics. At least my mom raised me good and open-minded, so I can be what I want. : )
                                                            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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