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  • #61
    Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

    Originally posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe View Post
    Even more evidence that Pokemon is evil:


    I'm convinced. You can't argue with evidence like that!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #62
      Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Looks like a bird eating a butterfly, to me:

      COOL!!! I want some of whatever you're smoking!!!

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      • #63
        Pokemon is amazing!

        i lmfao'd when i saw this! pokemon is amazing! im 16 nd getting the newest game next month. im roman catholic so smd.

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        • #64
          Re: Pokemon is amazing!

          Originally posted by Bob Berith View Post
          i lmfao'd when i saw this! pokemon is amazing! im 16 nd getting the newest game next month. im roman catholic so smd.
          Are you also happy about ridding the log flume to Hell?
          At 16 you can still repent your sins Papist! It's not to late Jesus is waiting

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          • #65
            this page is hialrious XD

            why would God dam his people if he loves us? O.o think about that

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            • #66
              Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

              Originally posted by Bob Berith
              this page is hialrious XD
              Son, are you a retard?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #67
                Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                who the hell do you think your talking too?!

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                • #68
                  Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                  Originally posted by Bob Berith View Post
                  who the hell do you think your talking too?!
                  Does your shoe fit?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                    Originally posted by Bob Berith View Post
                    who the hell do you think your talking too?!
                    A retard. Didn't you read his posting? Are you also stupid?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #70
                      Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                      pokemon is one of the best things ever created <3

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                      • #71
                        Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Son, are you a retard?

                        Brother James take it easy on him he is a cathrelik, and most likely been drugged by pedophile priests. I know he is a bit old for the Pervert Priests, he might have been held captive under the stairs for many years.

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                        • #72
                          Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                          Originally posted by eric the retard View Post
                          pokemon is one of the best things ever created
                          Please leave us alone and go prepare for being sodomized by satan for all eternity.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #73
                            Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                            you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD

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                            • #74
                              Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                              Originally posted by eric the retard View Post
                              you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD
                              Yes we are. We follow the KJV1611 Bible to the letter and we are very proud of that.

                              2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • #75
                                Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                                Originally posted by eric the retard View Post
                                you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD
                                Flattery will get you nowhere boy.

                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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