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  • Re: You so silly!!

    Originally posted by Praise Arceus
    WHY SUCH A SAD FACE?!


    HEWWWWOOOOOOOooooooo is there anyone out there?! I am a pirate!!

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    • Re: You so silly!!

      Originally posted by Praise Arceus View Post
      HEWWWWOOOOOOOooooooo is there anyone out there?! I am a pirate!!
      Look here, troll. You are the only one who would ever think such a thing because you are disgusting jap cartoon loving squinty eyed GOD mocker. We think know that he came from Heaven on a white horse because it says so right there in the Bible.

      You have stumbled onto the wrong forum, boy. here we praise Jesus, we don't care for your make believe characters you spend every hour of every day singing praises for - at least we know GOD is real, and not some figment of our feeble imagination.

      Revelation 19
      11And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
      12His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
      13And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
      6
      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Re: You so silly!!

        Originally posted by Praise Arceus View Post
        Why did you delete my pic? There is nothing wrong with it...and maybe, I choose not to talk! Actions speak louder then words silly turkey butt !!
        Fine, if you choose not to talk you won't mind the fact that you've been put on moderation for three days, so anything you post will have to be manually approved by a mod. Maybe that'll give you some motivation to try and post something worthwhile.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

          I am a christian and I also partake in and enjoy the fandom of Pokemon. So far I've seen it cause friendships and has allowed me to earn money to travel and see God's wonderous world. I see no problem with this as long as people don't take it to mean anything more than a fun past time. To me it's a nice way to have down time between studying and attending church. I don't see anything wrong with that.

          I doubt there is any subliminal mesage to worship satan or any such thing. Just because it is not from America doesn't mean it's bad. The entirity of the bible takes place outside America and it's the best thing ever!

          So while these people may not have the best methods of doing so, in the end, I think they're just trying to say that perhaps there are worse things in this world to worry about than a children's series about friendship and striving to be the best who you can be.

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          • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

            Originally posted by Gracidea View Post
            I am a christian and I also partake in and enjoy the fandom of Pokemon. So far I've seen it cause friendships and has allowed me to earn money to travel and see God's wonderous world. I see no problem with this as long as people don't take it to mean anything more than a fun past time. To me it's a nice way to have down time between studying and attending church. I don't see anything wrong with that.

            I doubt there is any subliminal mesage to worship satan or any such thing. Just because it is not from America doesn't mean it's bad. The entirity of the bible takes place outside America and it's the best thing ever!

            So while these people may not have the best methods of doing so, in the end, I think they're just trying to say that perhaps there are worse things in this world to worry about than a children's series about friendship and striving to be the best who you can be.
            You didn't read this thread from the beginning, did you.

            I'll give you the short version: You can't be a Christian if you worship the pokerman demons. Case closed.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

              You're right. Sorry.

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              • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                Those Poke-a-man fellows are utterly wrong in the head. Why, they've even tried to replace Jesus with a Voltorb!

                Despicable.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Re: You so silly!!

                  Originally posted by Praise Arceus View Post
                  HEWWWWOOOOOOOooooooo is there anyone out there?! I am a pirate!!
                  You claim to be one of Gods chosen people, have you accepted Our Lord Noodle or have you lost your way and existing on a diet of canned pasta?
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                  • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                    Now, I know this is a (somewhat) older thread, but there has been a horrifying development in the War on Pokemon (fought by all decent, God-fearing folk)! A new, live-action movie is in the works, and the trailer is so fraught with sin I had to pray for twenty minutes before I could even contemplate making this post.

                    WARNING: PLEASE PRAY BEFORE WATCHING THIS SINFUL MOVIE TRAILER.



                    Now, let me give a quick run-down of some of the sins this movie is encouraging:

                    1. It seems to have clear animal-welfare terrorist associations. Animals are ours to do what we want with, not for some nutty protesters to decide!

                    "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." Genesis 1:26

                    2. It encourages consorting with familiar spirits! Pokemon are obviously demons that no True Christian™ child should ever be in contact with.

                    "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God." Leviticus 19:31

                    "And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people." Leviticus 20:6

                    3. The end of days will most certainly not be precipitated by pokemon battles. The Bible is very clear that the Great Tribulation will involve many things, but one thing it definitely won't involve is any pokemon. Honestly, there is so much scripture regarding this subject it would be unwieldy to post just to show there are no mentions of pokemon in the Bible.

                    And finally, there is this scripture:

                    "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God." 1 Corinthians 10:31

                    Does this demon-infested movie look like it glorifies our Lord and Savior?
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                    • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Those Poke-a-man fellows are utterly wrong in the head. Why, they've even tried to replace Jesus with a Voltorb!

                      Despicable.
                      That's an Electrode.
                      Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                      • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                        Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                        Offense to God
                        • speaks to evolution and not to Creation
                        • psychic powers to control others
                        • demon-acting pokemon; a gargoyle with the ability to control massive fire and power
                        • portrayal that tears can resurrect from the dead
                        It's a fcitonal cartoon for children, nobody is forcing you to watch it, get over it.


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                        • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                          Originally posted by timelord19 View Post
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                          It's a fcitonal cartoon for children, nobody is forcing you to watch it, get over it.


                          Much like no one forced you to come here to whine about our views?
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            Much like no one forced you to come here to whine about our views?
                            Much like nobody has forced you to think a childrens game and movie somehow goes against the Bible?

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                            • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                              Originally posted by timelord19 View Post
                              Much like nobody has forced you to think a childrens game and movie somehow goes against the Bible?
                              So exactly what is wrong with warning people about this.

                              You could have easily dismissed everything we said and gone back to your heathen ways, but nope, you had to join our board to tell us how WRONG we are and that we should all go out and buy our kids demonic toys.

                              Now why would you have that urge? What would make someone so upset about what Christians say about a demonic toy that they would have to come into their forum to push the point? Could it be that it's because you're in Satan's grasp and doing Satan's work without even realizing it?

                              Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
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                              • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                                Originally posted by timelord19 View Post
                                Much like nobody has forced you to think a childrens game and movie somehow goes against the Bible?
                                I suppose Jesus is some nobody?

                                1 Corinthians 2:15-16 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
                                For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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