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  • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

    Originally posted by Josiahguy View Post
    You folks do realize that 95% of the anti religious stuff about pokemon is made up right. 70% of pokemon "Evolutions" are more like metamorphasis or genetic mutation which doesn't pass on through generations( breeding). . You folks sound intolerant. God isnt going to Damn us for tiny things Once we're in we are in for good! In other words We arn't saved through good works we do good works because we are saved! and you folks are more busy fighting amongst yourselves to try to minister to others. In all my years dozens of mormons and Jehovahs witness' have knocked on my door. This cult called the Moonies who feel they must fundraise to get to heaven and whose leader arranges marriges for money have been following me for months. If we all were as devoted as these cultists we would have converted half the stinking country by now!

    Oh and by the way Ive been a Christain since I was 4 and attended church weekly until the church my father was the MAIN PASTOR of closed down due to increased rent and the death of the main benefactor simultaneously. This church was officially a member of the Baptist General Conference. now I attend church whenever I can and my main hobby is playing Pokemon while listening to Christian radio or Conservative talk shows.


    here is my source.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOWQR51j5WI
    Maybe your dad's church closed down because he wasn't preaching the actual Word of God, but was preaching the Words Modern Man Wants To Hear, and who wants to spend Sunday morning attending what amounts to a Self-Help, Motivation Hour?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

      Pokemon is harmless it isn't the pokemon stuff it's the fact that kids get addicted and the parents won't stop buying the cards because they don't want to spend time with their kids they just want them to go and hide in the magical kalos reigon. face the facts pokemon isn't evil it's the addiction to pokemon, it's like money it's fine to have it but wanting more and more leads to sin . these symbols are fun

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      • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

        Originally posted by Josiahguy View Post
        You folks sound intolerant. God isnt going to Damn us for tiny things Once we're in we are in for good! In other words We arn't saved through good works we do good works because we are saved!
        Please feel free to provide Scripture to support your claims.

        Right.... there isn't any.

        Oh and by the way Ive been a Christain since I was 4 and attended church weekly until the church my father was the MAIN PASTOR of closed down due to increased rent and the death of the main benefactor simultaneously.
        Oh, sweetie, do you even realize how pathetic you sound? Your daddy was a "pastor" preaching to one single individual. (Who, I suppose, died out of boredom).

        Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
        Don't take these people seriously, they're just in their own little world and have a very...interesting interpretation of Scripture.
        Oh, dear. We don't interpret the Bible. It's written in a plain and simple language, that there is nothing to "interpret" - you should try reading it, too!
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        True Christian™ Love.
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        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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        • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

          Originally posted by MyGodIsAnAwesomeGod View Post
          Pokemon is harmless it isn't the pokemon stuff it's the fact that kids get addicted and the parents won't stop buying the cards because they don't want to spend time with their kids they just want them to go and hide in the magical kalos reigon. face the facts pokemon isn't evil it's the addiction to pokemon, it's like money it's fine to have it but wanting more and more leads to sin . these symbols are fun
          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

            Originally posted by ArabMuslim View Post
            Dont you think you're going very far? .
            If there is anything that's "going too far" here is you, you muslimpic filth. You are responsible for 9/11.

            Originally posted by ArabMuslim View Post
            If children had to follow all the rules on this site then they'll most likely commit suicide out of boredom or try to run away
            lol...Only your kids will run away and suicide bomb'em selves, not our kids though.

            Here in America, we can afford better things than Poke-a-man.


            Originally posted by ArabMuslim View Post
            banning things is a very bad way for solving things, if you want to stop your child from doing something, you dont beat him/her and ban him/her from doing it, this will only generate hate and will make him/her do that in secret.
            Is that so? Well then, why don't you allow us to preach the gospel in Dearborn Michigan, you filth?



            Originally posted by ArabMuslim View Post
            I used to play Poke-a-man (and still do sometimes) and Im normal like everyone else, and I never thought about that "poke-a-man" thing, like I said, you're taking it too far.
            Don't think that you're bright by teaching us anything with that superficial muslimic brag you shallow minded hypocrite. You are worse than a fool.

            Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are as graves which appear not, and the men that walk over [them] are not aware [of them]. Luke 11:44

            Seest thou a man [that is] hasty in his words? [there is] more hope of a fool than of him. Proverbs 29:20
            Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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            • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

              If it did promote only whitchcraft... Also, for me playing the "game" until GOD revealed me the Truth, they did even create a ( sorry, saying it sounds much like a sin ) "god" to make children break the First Commandment! Also, some of these Pocket DEmons seem whores.
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              • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                Now they chinks have launched a porno version of Pokerman.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                  Evolution in pokemon is not the same as the dictionary version of evolution, not sure if that's a reasonable argument here.

                  But Evolution is "things changing over generation" evolution in pokemon is the same creature growing up so yeah.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                    Originally posted by homeofmew View Post
                    Evolution in pokemon is not the same as the dictionary version of evolution, not sure if that's a reasonable argument here.

                    But Evolution is "things changing over generation" evolution in pokemon is the same creature growing up so yeah.
                    So yeah, what? You didn't finish your thought. What are you trying to say? That the OP is a liar? That Jesus lied to him in every prayer, every time he read the Holy Bible, every time he used righteous discernment, he was relying on a deceptive source?
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                      I got a warning for stating a fact about the game so i kinda think that was overboard yeah? Pokemon does have "evolution" but it's more of a metamorphosis, unless a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly is evil well yeah. I'm done here.
                      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                      • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                        Originally posted by homeofmew View Post
                        I got a warning for stating a fact about the game so i kinda think that was overboard yeah? Pokemon does have "evolution" but it's more of a metamorphosis, unless a caterpillar metamorphosing into a butterfly is evil well yeah. I'm done here.

                        I'm very sorry that I was unable to interview you ere you decided to leave. We here seek fellowship with other Christians and those who seek salvation. Are you saved?
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                          I'm worried Pokemon Go has successfully increased the Spiritual Threat Level to Defcon 1.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                            Pokemon Go exists for one reason and one reason only: to steer children into the clutches of pedophiles.
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                            • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                              While I agree that it has gotten out of hand and is allowing people to prey on innocent children, I do appreciate that it is encouraging children to get up and get moving. Maybe if there was an app in which children were walking the paths of Moses, Sampson, and Jesus. And you could find different things that would lead to the truth.

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                              • Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families

                                I see no problem with this app. I let my nephew play all of the games! He's quite enraptured by the thing. I myself play it when my wife works! Sometimes, when I capture one, I pleasure myself. (Yes, darling. I hid it from you to protect you. )


                                It is encouraging exercise. The GOOD LORD walked!

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