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    Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

    Out of ideas what to do for youre childrens next party or birthday present? As you know I can come to your house and put on a GOSPEL CLOWN show. I use jokes and puppets to spread the messege of JESUS CHRIST to young kids and they love it. sometimes they may think sunday school or BIBLE study is a bit booring, and it can be sometimes when your a kid. But all kids love clowns and they listen to what clowns have to say.

    I am introdeucing a new program: REBUKO'S SLEEPOVER CASTLE. Think of it as a one night Jesus Camp for your kids. They get to have fun, learn about the Bible and you get to have a night away from there screaming and whining. Let me worry about that!

    I have deccorated my trailer to make it EXCITING for kids! Theres lots of balloons, cardboard boxes for them too play in, i have a water hose to spray them with, a 13" inch color TV with VHS with all the good christian videos like BIBLEMAN, and more. Youre kid will spend the day and night having fun and learning about JESUS. Then at the end of the night after they are tuckered out we say prayers together and they crawl into our bed for a good nights sleep.

    ALL THIS FOR ONLY $199.99!!!!

    But waite, if you're a resident of Freehold I give you a discount. Lets throw off 50 bucks and its only $149.99 for one night Jesus Camp at REBUKO'S SLEEPOVER CASTLE.

    If youre intrested then please PM me. My trailer can be found in Shady Oaks Trailer Park just off Grace Ave. in South Freehold. I can also be found in Founders Park on the weekends performing puppet shows for the kids.


    My trailer is the blue one right there!!! CAN'T MISS IT!!!


    YES! I AM A CLOWN FOR CHRIST! Owner/Operator of Lord's Derisive Laughter Christian Clown Ministry.
    Read my inspiring testimonial of how I came to Christ!
    Rebuko's Sleepover Castle - Let your kids spend the night at my place for a One-Night Jesus Camp experience!
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    Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

    That's nice. I think some other people's children will love that.

    I my kids are scared of clowns.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

      Is there a discount rate if I send all 7?

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        Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

        As a mother of two, I really care about my child's safety. Look, please don't take this the wrong way, sir, but I know you seem like a kind man who loves to have fun with kids, but are you sure that place is safe for kids? I mean, there's barbed wire fence around the place (is that to keep people in or out?) then your neighbor has bars over the windows and a No Trespassing sign.

        To be honest, (this is meant as constructive criticism) you seem to be charging a bit too much for it. It would be one thing if you ran a summer camp and there were cabins and a lake, but you're basically charging parents two hundred bucks to let kids stay with you in a trailer for one night.

        I wish you the best of luck though, and God bless you with your evangelical work!

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        • #5
          Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

          What an inspirational offering, Brother Rebuko! I think the price is just right, too. Being a kid at heart, I'd love to participate if you allow adults. Or if there happens to be an opening, I'd love to fill it. Praise God!


          Bathing In The Holy Blood Of Love,
          Harry Lester
          Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
          -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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          • #6
            Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

            Originally posted by Jessica4JC View Post
            As a mother of two, I really care about my child's safety. Look, please don't take this the wrong way, sir, but I know you seem like a kind man who loves to have fun with kids, but are you sure that place is safe for kids? I mean, there's barbed wire fence around the place (is that to keep people in or out?) then your neighbor has bars over the windows and a No Trespassing sign.
            He is a True Christian™ so he can be trusted completely!

            To be honest, (this is meant as constructive criticism) you seem to be charging a bit too much for it. It would be one thing if you ran a summer camp and there were cabins and a lake, but you're basically charging parents two hundred bucks to let kids stay with you in a trailer for one night.
            Did you even read his posting? A True Christian™ sleepover with a True Christian™ Clown is priceless! And he charges only $199.99 for it!
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            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE


              Such a splendid, Christian outing for The Children! Praise!

              Please do keep a sharp on on them, though, Brother Rebuko; I Believe that is the domicile of one "Dora Denkins" to the left of you

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                Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

                Bravo Rebuko, this is just the kind of thing my youngest would love to do! She absolutely loves clowns, she thinks they are really funny! I'll sign her up and drop by your trailer tomorrow.

                Originally posted by Youth Minister Lester View Post
                What an inspirational offering, Brother Rebuko! I think the price is just right, too. Being a kid at heart, I'd love to participate if you allow adults. Or if there happens to be an opening, I'd love to fill it. Praise God!


                Bathing In The Holy Blood Of Love,
                Brother, you are absolutely selfless in your help with the needs of the children. The amount of clubs you are getting involved in helping the littleuns is truly a blessing. It's just strange that I have never seen a man of your generosity at Church before.
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                A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                • #9
                  Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

                  Originally posted by Rebuko the Clown View Post

                  My trailer is the blue one right there!!! CAN'T MISS IT!!!
                  Is that the famous Rebuko's Free Kandy for Kristian Kidz van behind your trailer?

                  PRAISE JESUS!!!

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                  Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

                    Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                    Is that the famous Rebuko's Free Kandy for Kristian Kidz van behind your trailer?

                    PRAISE JESUS!!!

                    YIC
                    V

                    Awwww, and look! A box of free puppies right next to the van!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

                      Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                      Is that the famous Rebuko's Free Kandy for Kristian Kidz van behind your trailer?

                      PRAISE JESUS!!!

                      YIC
                      V
                      yep it sure is!!!



                      YES! I AM A CLOWN FOR CHRIST! Owner/Operator of Lord's Derisive Laughter Christian Clown Ministry.
                      Read my inspiring testimonial of how I came to Christ!
                      Rebuko's Sleepover Castle - Let your kids spend the night at my place for a One-Night Jesus Camp experience!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

                        Praise God, Brother Rebuko!

                        Such a great program will likely mean that you are overwhelmed with hordes of these young rascals. I am here to help and just a phone call away.

                        Looks like there is plenty of lawn for Brother Porter to have slip and slide games for the tots as they wait to get inside the castle!

                        In Christ
                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          At first I thought I saw a little leg sticking out from behind. Realizing this could never be the case with a CHRISTIAN Man, I realized it was simply the tailpipe

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                          • #14
                            Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

                            I asked my son if he wished to stay over at jolly ol' Rebuko's for a night or two because I felt it'd be good for him. For some reason he shouted "no" at me, and stumbled away terrified.

                            I won't tolerate this defiance.

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                              Re: Let your kids have fun in Rebuko's SLEEPOVER CASTLE

                              Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                              I asked my son if he wished to stay over at jolly ol' Rebuko's for a night or two because I felt it'd be good for him. For some reason he shouted "no" at me, and stumbled away terrified.

                              I won't tolerate this defiance.
                              That's strange, did you tell him it was Rebuko?

                              Maybe he is scared of clowns or something? Whatever the case he needs fatherly discipline and he needs it fast!
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                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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