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  • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    No. You better off asking help from that anime forum of yours.

    What next, you want to be spoon fed?
    I'm sorry. You must be somehow confused again. I do not think that other websites have the power to remove pictures from this one. Or do they?

    And perhaps that is not necessary anymore since now you know how to look at Moomins right, thanks to Wide-Open.

    Perhaps it is your turn to say how sorry you are? Like your parents told you.

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    • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post

      This is God's favorite forum, not some play ground.
      I'm sorry, I didn't see a "God Approved Website" sticker anywhere! Maybe ye people should get Gods pecker out of your arses, and start livin' ye lives instead!?

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      • The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

        If there would be a God, and if he/she would see you wannabe-gods-servants, then he/she would surely make all of you serpents burn in hell! You are all full of crap, racist, ignorant bastards, completely locked away from reality, thinking there will be a day when God saves you. Listen to yourselves! look around you for piffles sake! if the bible would be the holy book of rules, then everybody's screwed!

        Round haircuts. See you in Hell, Beatles… and/or kids with bowl cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts. Leviticus 19:27 reads “You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.”

        Football. At least, the pure version of football, where you play with a pigskin. The modern synthetic footballs are ugly and slippery anyways. Leviticus 11:8, which is discussing pigs, reads “You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.”

        Tattoos. No tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 reads, “You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.”

        Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn’t want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It’s sinfully unnatural.
        Leviticus 19:19 reads, “You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.”

        Wearing gold. 1 Timothy 2:9 doesn’t like your gold necklace at all. Or your pearl necklace. Or any clothes you’re wearing that you didn’t get from Forever 21, Old Navy or H&M.
        “Likewise, I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments.”

        IS THIS THE WORLD WE WANT TO LIVE IN!?



        Have a nice afterlife in hell!!

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        • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

          Originally posted by finnishedstudent View Post
          I'm sorry, I didn't see a "God Approved Website" sticker anywhere! Maybe ye people should get Gods pecker out of your arses, and start livin' ye lives instead!?
          How do you put a STICKER on a webpage? Our life is filled with Joy and Glory, thanks to our God in Heaven and his Divinity! We believe in the Almighty and True God. Praise His wisdom and blessed be His name!

          Psalms 96:4 For the LORD is great, and greatly to be praised: he is to be feared above all gods.

          For the rest of you heathens, espeially you eskimostudent of sealhunting and penguin-skinning, God has something special in store for you.

          Psalms 2:5 Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

          YiC
          Paavali
          Matthew 28:15

          So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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          • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

            Wow, Christoffer has learned to cut & paste. Have you heard about copyright friend?

            I'll only answer the first one.

            Starting with the CORRECT version would have made it less idiotic.

            Leviticus 19:27
            Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

            In short, it doesn't say that you need to have a beard. It says that if you have a beard, you are not supposed to mar its corners.

            Given that you are a student, I'll let you spot the other mistakes yourself. Hint: we are Christians, not filthy Joos.

            As for that picture: I would say it is pretty accurate (apart from using the wrong Bible version).
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

              Originally posted by finnishedstudent View Post
              Round haircuts. See you in Hell, Beatles… and/or kids with bowl cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts. Leviticus 19:27 reads “You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.”
              Yes the Beatles are surely going to Hell. John Lennon has been there for some time now.

              Tattoos. No tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 reads, “You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.”
              This is true. Your point being?

              Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn’t want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It’s sinfully unnatural.
              Leviticus 19:19 reads, “You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.”
              There is nothing wrong when the materials are sown together. Mixing things is that when you take two different materials and mix them...DUH!


              IS THIS THE WORLD WE WANT TO LIVE IN!?
              Yes it is.

              Deuteronomy 20:4 For the LORD your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you.

              Nice summary of the bible

              Have a nice afterlife in hell!!
              Thank you

              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

              YiC
              Paavali
              Matthew 28:15

              So they took the money, and did as they were taught: and this saying is commonly reported among the Jews until this day.

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              • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
                Perhaps it is your turn to say how sorry you are?

                Silly heathen.

                Why would I be sorry for being right?

                Anyway, you are still here uninvited and unwanted. You should go back to your introduction post and fill it up properly.


                Yours in Christ,


                Alphonse

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                • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                  Originally posted by finnishedstudent View Post
                  If there would be a God, and if he/she would see you wannabe-gods-servants, then he/she would surely make all of you serpents burn in hell! You are all full of crap, racist, ignorant bastards, completely locked away from reality, thinking there will be a day when God saves you. Listen to yourselves! look around you for piffles sake! if the bible would be the holy book of rules, then everybody's screwed!
                  So, God will send people to Hell for believing in Him and the Bible? Where is the logic in that?

                  Round haircuts. See you in Hell, Beatles… and/or kids with bowl cuts, surfer cuts or (my favorite) butt cuts. Leviticus 19:27 reads “You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.”
                  The Bible also says:

                  1 Corinthians 11:14:
                  Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

                  Which is why we don't look like orthodox jews.

                  Football. At least, the pure version of football, where you play with a pigskin. The modern synthetic footballs are ugly and slippery anyways. Leviticus 11:8, which is discussing pigs, reads “You shall not eat of their flesh nor touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you.”
                  REAL Football (you know, of the kind played primarily with the hands) doesn't use a ball made of pig skin. Additionally, the Bible teaches that God likes to play (violent) ball games as well:

                  Isaiah 22:18:
                  He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.

                  Tattoos. No tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 reads, “You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.”
                  I agree. That is why there are no True Christians™ with tattoos. What is your point?

                  Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn’t want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It’s sinfully unnatural.
                  Leviticus 19:19 reads, “You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.”
                  I admit that it is quite a hassle to make sure every time when buying cloths that we don't transgress Leviticus 19:19, but so far it is going well. There is very strict Pastoral supervision on the stores in Freehold.

                  Wearing gold. 1 Timothy 2:9 doesn’t like your gold necklace at all. Or your pearl necklace. Or any clothes you’re wearing that you didn’t get from Forever 21, Old Navy or H&M.
                  “Likewise, I want women to adorn themselves with proper clothing, modestly and discreetly, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly garments.”
                  Again, I agree. Our True Christian™ women dress quite modestly, keep their heads covered at all times, and do not show any part of their body other than their hands and faces.

                  Deuteronomy 22:5:
                  The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

                  1 Corinthians 11:5-6:
                  But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven.
                  For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.


                  IS THIS THE WORLD WE WANT TO LIVE IN!?



                  Have a nice afterlife in hell!!
                  Where did we imply that we would disagree with any of the Verses you quoted here? Friend, we are a True Christian™ Church, and we follow the entire Bible, also those parts:

                  Proverbs 30:5-6:
                  Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                    Hello again, dear friends of Christ!

                    I just wanted to add something regarding the "Hattifatteners". In Swedish they are called "Hattifnattar", so the translation ought to be "Hattfnatters". I might be wrong.

                    Also, I just introduced myself in the introduction forum and I would be thrilled if you popped over and helped me with a little dilemma I'm dealing with.

                    God bless,
                    My

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                    • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                      This thread easily gets sidetracked with so many miscreant (look it up) Finns trying to defend their precious Swedish children's books. I thought I'd put up this bit of concrete evidence of false prophecy found in Moominvalley in November (one of the unholy books written by island trash Jansson):

                      The Hemulen didn't like getting dressed and undressed, it gave him a feeling that the days passed without anything of importance happening. Even so, he spent the whole day arranging, organising and directing things from morning till night! All around him there were people living slipshod and aimless lives, wherever he looked there was something to be put to rights and he worked his fingers to the bone trying to get them to see how they ought to live.
                      Hey Hemulen, guess what? Jeremiah 14:14 !!! This is a bit more like it:
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                      Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                      • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                        Dear people of Finland...

                        I know that you are pissed of by that reply, but you got to see it as a joke... Or you will be posting here till you actually become this...


                        Dear people of christianity...

                        You have to see that your postings have gone to racist levels, like saying that finnish are lesbians, eskimos and vikings. And saying that swedish and finnish don't have much diffrence, is really big deal to finnish people, trust me, I know...


                        I want to show you this... (mean the pic)

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                        Last edited by Wide-Open; 04-01-2011, 03:37 PM. Reason: Removed image.

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                        • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                          Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
                          Could someone please tell me what happens in this picture?
                          He is obviously having butt sex.

                          We TOLD you they were perverts and demons!.
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                          • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                            He is obviously having butt sex.

                            We TOLD you they were perverts and demons!.
                            Dear Daisy Mae. You must have mistaken. Moomins are not supposed to have reproductive organs, nor do they have anus. And yet they do eat.

                            Butt sex? No.
                            Full of it? Maybe.

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                            • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                              Originally posted by Biff Fib View Post
                              Dear Daisy Mae. You must have mistaken. Moomins are not supposed to have reproductive organs, nor do they have anus. And yet they do eat.

                              Butt sex? No.
                              Full of it? Maybe.
                              Why are you replying to the words of a woman? They carry no weight on their own and should be disregarded until a man comes along and approves of them.

                              Anyway, that's not really important. I actually just made this account and wanted to say that in the picture the Snorkmaiden has fallen down a slope, and Moomin is checking if she's allright.

                              I have yet to post in the introductions part of the forum, but I have a limited amount of time at the moment and will do that when I get proper opportunity. -For now let's just settle with me being a Swedish (and according to your map, "Sex-crazy") man living in sin and quite content about it.

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                              • Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

                                Originally posted by Agelage View Post
                                Why are you replying to the words of a woman? They carry no weight on their own and should be disregarded until a man comes along and approves of them.
                                Daisy Mae is a True Christian Lady and you are Unsaved Trash.
                                Who's words carry most weight?
                                You do the math.
                                "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                                John 8:32

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