[Brother Helge]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

I would also like to point out that Finns are not Scandinavian. The countries that make up Scandinavia (Greenland, norway, Sweden etc) are Scandinavian because they speak an English/Germanic language. Finns do not, although Finland is quite often mistaken as being apart of Scandinavia as they used to be a part of the Swedish Empire many moons ago.

You should have paid more attention in school.
Scandinavia consists of Sweden, Denmark and Norway.
The people living on Iceland and Faroe Islands are Scandinavians (ethnicity), but the Islands are not part of Scandinavia.

As far as being ''eskimos'' (another racist term used for inuits) they are far and few between these days.
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The racist term is "ice nigger" - wrong again.

But lets not discuss a phony issue such as a dying race of people because evil hippos from the firey underworld is far more of an issue.

Agreed!

[Snorkmaiden]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

I have given this whole thing a lot of thought today .... and I think I've just seen the light of God. It's all so clear now - Moomins are from Hell. I don't know why I wanted to rebel against all of you, maybe it was just my own insecurity ... but from now on, I understand you're right!

I AM an Eskimo! I thought I looked caucasian, but apparently blue eyes, blonde hair and pale skin are the charasterictics of a true eskimo! I know now what "seal clubbing" and "walrus hunting" mean - they're Eskimo terms about going to buy groceries in shops, right? Because that's how I get my food here... I don't see any other explanation to this. And "igloos" are blocks of flats, as well as domes made of ice - right? Because that's how I live ... And I don't want to even try to prove you wrong, because you seem to be so right about what you talk.

I will now start living like a good Christian! I will never read Moomin comics or have anything to do with them again!

[TheHolyPython]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Brother, these moomins truly worry me, as I have been homeschooled and strictly guarded by my mother I had no idea of the dangers of moomins. Could you enlighten me more, regarding the dangers of moomins?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Dear Wide-Open,

I have no interest in calling your God a homosexual, I really don't. But it is ridiculous to publish this kind of material without even reading the books.

Excuse me, but it was not Brother Wide-Open who published this, I did.

What is that babbling about not reading the books? You should not talk about something you have absolutely no idea. How else would I know so much about something that comes from so little, so insignificant and so unimportant country as Finland? I even relearned through painstaking effort Swedish, so I could read them on the language they were originally written.

I know the books are SEEMINGLY harmless, but that is why they are so diabolical. It takes True Christian™ to see their true colors.

I was just watching some moomin episodes and the moomin pappa and moomin mamma are married, pappa calls mamma his wife.

It's called reversed damage control after they realized that people are starting to see the truth. A coverup.

Funny and also sad, how you atheists seem to present valid arguments towards a true religion, but still you lack the common sense to see the paradox in what you utter out.

That is what I wonder about atheists too. I think they always end up contradicting themselves because they lack the God given ability to think straight.

Ehm. We just posted some information for our congregation. Next thing you know, about 100,000 Finns are up in arms about that and come here to call us names.

Amen brother!

News about tsunami in Japan really scared me. I was afraid that many of those Moomin infested ornamental heathens would swarm to Godly US of A as illegal immigrants. That is why I wrote small warning to True Christian™ parents about possible danger their children could face if these chinks would be jettisoned to right side of the Pacific.

Now I am afraid that some night I will woke up to sensation of walrus hunting harpoon going through my spinal cord.

Even at the risk of impalement, I am so glad that I did wrote my warning. Now all these hateful and vindictive Eskimos has shown themselves how truly vulgar and vain they really are.


Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[Wide-Open]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

I will now start living like a good Christian! I will never read Moomin comics or have anything to do with them again!

SHOUT GLORY! Another one saw the Light!

That is a good start, Friend. Now all you have to do is Repent, read the KJV 1611 from cover to cover, and get washed in the Blood of Christ.

Tithing - giving 10 % of your gross income - to Landover Baptist can start even before you are truly Saved.

Let this be an example to all those other godmockers out there!

[thegroke]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Excuse me, but it was not Brother Wide-Open who published this, I did.

...//I even relearned through painstaking effort Swedish, so I could read them on the language they were originally written//...

I know the books are SEEMINGLY harmless, but that is why they are so diabolical. It takes True Christian™ to see their true colors.

Sorry dear Alphonse, my mistake. That really is great that you've relearned the Swedish language, but I'm afraid it takes more than one person in the whole thread to read the book to make a compelling argument, but Which books did you read?

And yes, it really takes a True Christian™ to see why they are so diabolical.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Which books did you read?

Småtrollen och den stora översvämningen
Kometen kommer
Trollvinter
Farlig midsommar
Trollkarlens hatt
Muminpappans memoarer
Det osynliga barnet
Pappan och havet

Outside of the actual Moomin books I did also read "Vem ska trösta knyttet?"

After that my resolve gave up and I could not make myself to go on reading any further this sinful reading. I did my best, but the evil was too great in the end.

[Del Piero]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Only because your ally Nazi Germany saved your asses by invading the Soviet Union. And don't forget to mention that you still had to cede territory to the Russians after the Winter War.

Winter war
Soviet union

998,100 men
2,514–6,541 tanks
3,880 aircraft


126,875 dead or missing
188,671 wounded, injured or burned


Finland


346,500 men 5 Moomins

32 tanks
114 aircraft


25,904 dead or missing
43,557 wounded


If God Loves a country it is Finland. In the battle at Suomussalmi Soviet lost more soldiers than Finland did total during the whole war.



Finland allied with the Germans because they had no other choice, look at the other Baltic countries to see what was the alternative. The US was busy selling fuel and engines to soviet and Britain could not risk the help they needed from Soviet to fight Hitler.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Winter war

Yes, a minor scrap of a war that Finland lost.

Was that only war with the Russians then? I recall that there were much larger conflict with Russians during 1941-1944,

In which there were about 200 000 German soldier in Lapland taking care of defense of whole Northern Finland. Nazis supplied their Finnish allies with ammunition, artillery, anti-tank weapons and other material. Even when it was clear that Germany will loose the war Hitler did not withdrew Nazi forces from Finland to defend their homeland. It was Luftwaffe that played major part in battle of Tali-Ihantala when Finnish army was in total disarray.

So yes, Hitler saved his brothers in arms, The Finns.





Anyway, main issue still remains.


That has nothing to do with overbearing evil that is the Moomins.
This is NOT a debate forum.
If you want to have conversation with us, could you be so kind and make introduction post here http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Starting to demand attention uninvited is rude. I like things friendly and polite.

Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[Nanaaa]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

During the war Germans and Finns were not in an ally. They just attacked Russia/Soviet Union trought Finland and they gave Finns some weapons as a thank you (and they also wanted Russia to not win the war). These two countires were both in a war against Russia but they were not in a real alliance.

[Del Piero]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Yes, a minor scrap of a war that Finland lost.

Was that only war with the Russians then? I recall that there were much larger conflict with Russians during 1941-1944,

In which there were about 200 000 German soldier in Lapland taking care of defense of whole Northern Finland. Nazis supplied their Finnish allies with ammunition, artillery, anti-tank weapons and other material. Even when it was clear that Germany will loose the war Hitler did not withdrew Nazi forces from Finland to defend their homeland. It was Luftwaffe that played major part in battle of Tali-Ihantala when Finnish army was in total disarray.

So yes, Hitler saved his brothers in arms, The Finns.

You do know Finland fought the germans in the Lapland war right? Finland had signed Moscow Armistice by then. And drove 200000 germans to norway. Hitler did not withdraw because of the nickel mines, he had a free pass trough sweden where he already got most of his iron.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

These two countires were both in a war against Russia but they were not in a real alliance.

Calling spade a rake, does not make it any less spade.

There were almost as much Germans troop operating from Finland as there were Finnish troops. German airforces Luftwaffe were crusial part of Finnish airdefence.

You can call it whatever you like, but fact still remanis that no other coutry worked as close together with Nazis in combat.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

You do know Finland fought the germans in the Lapland war right?

Don't try to lecture me about matter you don't know yourself boy!

Germans played little war with Finnish so neither would loose their face.
Over 200 000 German soldiers driven off by 60 000 Finnish conscripts who mostly did not take part in previous wars.
Less than 2000 killed on both sides together. Yeah, real hard fights there.
If Germans would have wanted to stay there, there would not have been anything Finnish could have done to remove them.

As I said earlier, this thread is not about some wars. This is about The Moomin. Even for Eskimo you seem to be quite thick.

[Del Piero]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Don't try to lecture me about matter you don't know yourself boy!

Clearly i know more than you, and im not even Finnish.

Google motti tactics while you are at it.

And i agree on the moomin topic they are evil.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Google motti tactics while you are at it.

Unlike you, I don't have to google. I know.

Still.
Moomins fool, Moomins!
Try to put those two braincells of yours together and concentrate. It's not that hard.