[Wide-Open]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Your God gives the right to mock the people? Wide Open, for your information I DO NOT have zits .

Ah, a liar. Jesus does NOT love liars, Joel.

So I would politely ask to keep your four eyes off my face.

Are you accusing me of being homersexural? I AM NOT GAY!

Trying to argue with a "true believer" is like trying to play chess with a pidgeon. The pidgeon is about to lose, so it knocks all the buttons down, shits on the chessboard and goes to his kind boasting how he won the game.

Um. That must be one of these very local sayings, right?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

is like trying to play chess with a pidgeon

Right. That explains quite a lot.

[Wide-Open]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Right. That explains quite a lot.

Brother, I think it is related to their saying: "It's better to have frostbite in three fingers, than a reindeer up your nostrils."

I think.

[Julmanen]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Ah, a liar. Jesus does NOT love liars, Joel.



Are you accusing me of being homersexural? I AM NOT GAY!



Um. That must be one of these very local sayings, right?

Nahh, I´ve introduced myself, go check out from "unholy and satanic" wonderworld of internet my face.

Homosexual? No, no no. I was politely asking you to mind your own business. God doesnt mind how I look, and nor should you.

Unless you´re one of those "true believers" who like young boys. Which (I dont have any proof and I dont care). Just glad that I am too old for those guys

And I dont know how world widely that saying is used, nor I care. But it certainly has a point, doesnt it? First you mock the cultures of a foreign country, which you havent visited in your life. (God told you to mock us?)

Then, I just tell my opinion about your (honestly redicilious) believes that Moomins are some sort of cult? Christ, like I said above, its a regular cartoon character like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.

But most kindly, I would like you to have little open mindedness, and I hereby apologise my rude behaviour on earlier posts.

Yours sincerely; J. Ulmanen

[MoominKid]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

The Moomins themselves are white pig/hippo like demons that live in the Moomin Valley. Their appearance is taken from bible part where Jesus drives devil out of two men.

Their real appearance comes from Tove Janson's childhood when she drew her brother as a troll to make fun of him.

So you see, Moomins are metaphor for demon possessed men.

So you see, no

Let's take closer look on some of the denizens of this valley of abominations.

Yes lets.



Moomintroll

Moomintroll is a bastard son of Moominmamma and Moominpappa. Has openly sexual relationship with Snorkmaiden. Sometimes they live in sin together in Moomin house. Troll is malevolent being out of Scandinavian mythology, originally referring to Finnish people.

Wait Moomin was born out of wedlock? And he had a sexual relationship with Snorkmaiden? I don't know what in God's name you have been reading, but it seems more like some kind of sick Fan-fiction.


Moominmamma & Moominpappa

Guardians of Moomintroll, not married, relationships are unclear.

Really? How do you know their not married? Oh wait you don't you stated your self that you don't know about their relation ship status. Just because its never mentioned doesn't mean it never happened.

Let Moomintroll share bed with harlot Snorkmaiden under their roof.

So what? I'f she stays the night she has to sleep somewhere. Its totally normal and has NO sexual undertone.

Little My

Another bastard raised by Moomins.

AGAIN! Its never been mentioned so you can not go assuming.

She is of different race than Moomins.

So? Are you saying the Moomins should be racist?

Thieving anarchist.

Yes normal child behavior.

Snork maiden

A whore that seduces Moomintroll into fornication.

What the heck? I don't even know where you would ever get anything like this. First of all... NO GENITALIA! THEIR EUNUCHS! JUST LIKE YOUR BELOVED ANGELS!

Hattifatteners

Small demons that roams in packs and tries to burn everything with their hellfire. They are described as misunderstood creatures.

They never used fire, they used electricity. They where like "electric land eels". Are you really saying that if someone think of some fantastical creature its automatically satanic?


Snufkin

Revolting freeloading hippie.

Hippie? I could have sworn i'we seen him fighting against and shooting at evil creatures like The Groke or The Hatifatteners

Atheist

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Where did all of this come from? No religion is ever discussed in this show. (Because its something a person should choose for them self as an independent adult, and i think most people understand that.)

and hates all authorities

He has helped the police officer from time to time. So... yeah.

and constantly smokes different hallucinogens in his corn pipe.

Wait? tobacco is a hallucinogen? Well butter me in Nutella and call me a basketball player, i must be one hell of a junkie.

This junkie is half-brother of Little My.

Now having relatives is wrong?

The Groke

The enemy of the Moomins. He is big flat-nosed savage black creature who communicates with feral growls and only want to harm others.

You really haven't read these books have you?
The Groke is lonely and just wants a friend.
But it doesn't understand that it would freeze anyone it touches.

His purpose is to enforce racial stereotypes.

What racial stereotype?

The Hemulen

Maybe the most deviant of all creatures in Moomin valley.

Really?

This seemingly harmless elder chap is truly a libertine and abomination.

I don't even know what to say to that. I mean i see nothing wrong with being a libertine i believe most people are, like you for example for taking something so innocent and trying to turn it into some kind of satanic bible.

He lives alone,

Like many old people, go on.

wears a purple dress,

Its a tunic.

collects butterflies and stamps and like frolicking with younger males of the Moomin valley.

Well nothing wrong with hanging out with a friend.

This lewd sodomite goes constantly on sex vacations.

Where did that come from? How do you put two and two together and get the letter B??

Few examples of Moomin books:


Comet in Moomin land

Preaches to kids of heliocentric universe, evilution and other secular “science”

I'm giving up soon because you really haven't read anything but a Wikipedia article.

Finn family Moomintroll

Moomins finds a Hobgoblin's hat. Hobgoblin is sorcerer and Moomins perform all sorts of witchcraft with the hat.

The Moomins only accidentally did stuff with the hat because they didn't understand how it works.

Exploits of Moominpappa

Self-explanatory. Stories of young Moominpappa indulging in world of crime, booze and gay sex.

Everybody has a time in their lives when they try to find themselves and sometimes under that period you make bad decisions. The was written in a time when it was okay to tell children about alcohol and tobacco, and i for one wish we could get back those times. And while there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual, I never remember reading anything about gay sex. Wait i have the book in my bookshelf let me go check... NO!!!

Midsummer madness

Moomins are performing different spells to evoke some pagan gods at the eve of midsummer.

No. They are just celebrating Summer solstice you know like you celebrate Winter solstice I think you call it Christmas or something






As you see, The Moomins are filled with practically with every possible sin you can think from dark magic to sodomy. All of this is fed to children as positive things. You might ask what kind of monster would come up with such a perverted stories for little-ones.

No your just reading too much into it. Like you do with the Bible.

It is twisted Pervert named Tove Jansson. She was worst kind of openly lesbian feminatzi. She was also very bitter as she realized that her lesbianism was beyond redemption. As a rug-muncher filled with hate she was, her only purpose later in life was to drag as many children as possible with her to hell. She is even doing it now behind the grave.

I cant believe that YOU of all people is calling someone bitter. Tove Janson was a kind person who just wanted to make Children happy with her little stories, emphasis on "stories".

So heed my warning. Stay way from Moomins! They have only been designed to lead children into damnation. If you ever come by ANY Moomin related material, you must burn it immediately, but use gloves before touching Moomin products. So great is the evil behind the Moomins that even short exposure can be harmful to your soul.

And I recommend them warmly to anyone they will teach your kind great morals about kindness and friendship.

Yours in Christ,


Alphonse[/QUOTE]

MOOMIN 4 LIFE,

Made

Deal with it

btw, im print screening this so if you remove it or ban me it only shows that there is no hope for reasoning with you.

[Nobar King]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Christ, like I said above, its a regular cartoon character like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck.

Why do you keep defending Walt Disney?

[postpiffle]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=209736&postcount=1

I would just like to point out that according to this map, Scandinavians are mostly "Sex Mad", and not eskimos. As I am Scandinavian myself, I'd prefer it if you'd get your facts straight and stick to the correct term before posting.

If I am incorrect, please upload a map with more detail.

[Julmanen]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Why do you keep defending Walt Disney?

Ehhh, so is Walt Disneys creations also abominations and satanic? Okay, I give up..

Thank you for this conversation, it was boring and dull. There is no hope for you to experience enlightment.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Moomin was born out of wedlock

Yes, a bastard.

How do you know their not married?

Because they are not married. They are filthy libertines. If they were marrid, their relationship would be clear. Makes little difference though, even married they would be Godless heathens.

Its totally normal and has NO sexual undertone.

It's full of sexual innuendo. You are just too blind or too young to see it.

AGAIN! Its never been mentioned so you can not go assuming.

The Mymble (mother of Little My, not her sister Mymble) has so many children that she does not even know how many she has had. Has never been married, and had her children with many different males. You should learn your Moomins first little one.

Moomins should be racist?

I don't know. Should they? As Finnish you are expert on racism.

NO GENITALIA!

Oh right, so one there has any children or anything... Young lady, I think you should talk a bit with your mother where the babies come from.

They where like "electric land eels".

More like electric phallus symbols. Go figure, from lesbian writer.

*lot of mindless repeating*

What racial stereotype?

The ones that describe him with negra features, you know, those peole you call with "N word" in Finland.

I mean i see nothing wrong with being a libertine i believe most people are

OK, do you know who your father is?

Its a tunic.

Tunic is little like dress, but only more gay.

Tove Janson was a kind person who just wanted to make Children happy with her little stories, emphasis on "stories".

Come on, open your eyes already. She was a lesbian beyond cure. Of course she was horribly bitter. I'm sure she wanted to make kids gay.

MOOMIN 4 LIFE,

Made

Deal with it

U dis?

btw, im print screening this so if you remove it or ban me it only shows that there is no hope for reasoning with you.

Oh no! The wrath of print screen.


Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

[MoominKid]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Yes, a bastard.



Because they are not married. They are filthy libertines. If they were marrid, their relationship would be clear. Makes little difference though, even married they would be Godless heathens.



It's full of sexual innuendo. You are just too blind or too young to see it.




The Mymble (mother of Little My, not her sister Mymble) has so many children that she does not even know how many she has had. Has never been married, and had her children with many different males. You should learn your Moomins first little one.



I don't know. Should they? As Finnish you are expert on racism.




Oh right, so one there has any children or anything... Young lady, I think you should talk a bit with your mother where the babies come from.



More like electric phallus symbols. Go figure, from lesbian writer.








The ones that describe him with negra features, you know, those peole you call with "N word" in Finland.





OK, do you know who your father is?




Tunic is little like dress, but only more gay.




Come on, open your eyes already. She was a lesbian beyond cure. Of course she was horribly bitter. I'm sure she wanted to make kids gay.




U dis?

Oh no! The wrath of print screen.


Yours in Christ,

Alphonse

Thank you for quoting me out of context proving my point i am pleased with this and will leave you in your misery and ignorance while i go live my full and happy life of sodomy and sin.

Have a pleasant day

PS: I love how your mocking your own lord with this

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Thank you for quoting me out of context proving my point i am pleased with this and will leave you in your misery and ignorance while i go live my full and happy life of sodomy and sin.

No need to thank. I am always happy to set heathens straight.

Ever correct,

YiC,

Alphonse

[James Dewitt]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

After reading 12 pages of postings from the people of Finland, I have a few observations that I would like to share with all of you.

1) Gender confusion
It seems that a lot of females want to be men. They must get a good deal on sex change operations from Sweden. Lauri = Larry how bizarre.

2) God Mockers and heathens.
After a careful tabulation and mathematic reformulation, it seems that 99.9999% of the population is either God Mockers or Heathens. I would assume that at any time God will send them an Earthquake and or Volcanic eruption as a way of ridding this world of them.

3) Racist.
Why is that country filled with racists? What do you all have against Godly Caucasians?

4) Eskimos.
Why do you all disrespect your own heritage? God made you blubber eating Eskimos for a reason, deal with it.

5) Moomins.

Are you people aware of how God feels on the subject of idolatry and false worship?

[CDarwin]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

Yes.
Why else did God punish them with the earthquake?

If you honestly think that Japanese people were punished by God then you must also be considered that God smote Americans via Hurricane Katrina, 9/11, Hurricane Ivan, et cetera.

Heck, I even go out and say that as much as I liked and respected John.F.Kennedy, he was shot by one of the God's precious little angels because of you naughty little sinners!

[Wide-Open]

Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine

If you honestly think that Japanese people were punished by God then you must also be considered that God smote Americans via Hurricane Katrina, 9/11, Hurricane Ivan, et cetera.

This was explained 3 pages ago. Put down the wodka and start reading.

Heck, I even go out and say that as much as I liked and respected John.F.Kennedy, he was shot by one of the God's precious little angels because of you naughty little sinners!

In that case, I'm proud to be a "sinner". Kennedy was a papist, so he got what he deserved.

[James Dewitt]

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=CDarwin;719648]

If you honestly think that Japanese people were punished by God then you must also be considered that God smote Americans via Hurricane Katrina, 9/11, Hurricane Ivan, et cetera.

Son you are preaching to the choir, we know that God sent New Orleans the hurricane, we are not stupid. Its chock full of Papists and queers( Same Thing sorry for the redundancy). Why do you think God keeps hitting California with earthquakes?

Heck, I even go out and say that as much as I liked and respected John.F.Kennedy, he was shot by one of the God's precious little angels because of you naughty little sinners!

Correction, Kennedy was killed by Jesus, yes its true the Oswald pulled the trigger, but Jesus guided the magic bullet. Thank you Jesus for killing the Ring Kissing Papist.