Re: The Moomins – One step away from being Satan's concubine
Feck!
You have uncoverd the secrets of the Moomins exitance, but are all to late! We will come for you! Resitance is futile, you will be Moomined! For thousends of years the secret soceity of undeground Eskimoos in scandinavia have ploted against you, but unlike the bearded
brainfarts of Islam you will not be able to stop us! We have alterd our apperance with the help of stemcells and changed our DNA so that we even can spawn children with christians, you where all doomed as we sliped passed your radar in our kayaks!
Not even your precsius SOSUS net could detecte our silent paddel strokes as we crossed the big waters! Now, behold the wrath of our childrens comics and prepare for the enevitable assimilation in the dark realm of the almighty Moomin! We are alredy amongst you, we serve your meals(Mixed with baby seal blood) we drive your children to school, we watch over you as you sleep! We live next door to you, we are alredy within your family!
All hail to the mighty Moomin!

You have uncoverd the secrets of the Moomins exitance, but are all to late! We will come for you! Resitance is futile, you will be Moomined! For thousends of years the secret soceity of undeground Eskimoos in scandinavia have ploted against you, but unlike the bearded


All hail to the mighty Moomin!

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