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  • Capt. Aaron Portway
    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
    Salvation from Above
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 6309

    #1

    Liberals Coddle Retarded – Claim It Can Write Good


    The parents of this hideous, handless abomination obviously offended Jesus somehow. The KJV 1611 is very clear on the reasons why God smites the unsaved with birth defects:

    Originally posted by God in The KJV Bible
    Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
    Exodus 20:5
    Its father was most likely a thief of a chronic masturbator, and to punish him, the Lord afflicted his spawn by smiting its hands. It’s also missing part of one of its legs. Maybe its mother wore short skirts that offended Jesus at some point as well. The reason why God smites someone in one leg is harder to pin down than both hands.

    But get this! In their never-ending quest to spit in God’s face, the atheist liberals and their Nanny State run amok actually created a special category for writing with useless stumps JUST so they could give it an award!

    Originally posted by The Liberal Media
    READFIELD, Maine — A 10-year-old boy who earned a spot in a national penmanship contest despite being born without hands and lower arms is in a league of his own.

    Nicholas Maxim, a fifth-grader at Readfield Elementary School who writes by holding a pencil between his arms, impressed judges at a national penmanship contest enough that they created a new category for students with disabilities. Maxim received the first Nicholas Maxim Special Award for Excellent Penmanship this week at a school assembly.

    Judges who sifted through 200,000 handwriting entries in the annual contest run by Columbus, Ohio-based schoolbook publisher Zaner-Bloser said the new category would inspire others.
    INSPIRE OTHERS!?!? Inspire them to do what? Offend the Lord so that He has to smite their kids too? Disgusting! When will unsaved parents learn that if you mess with God, you're kids are gonna pay the price!
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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22876

    #2
    Re: Liberals Coddle Retarded – Claim It Can Write Good

    Originally Posted by The Liberal Media
    READFIELD, Maine — A 10-year-old boy who earned a spot in a national penmanship contest despite being born without hands and lower arms is in a league of his own.
    Fixed!

    What annoys me about stories like this is that it is supposed to give tards some hope. There is no hope without God.

    Some of you might remember Pastor Brownfield. He told me of a case of an armless gimp who came to him in deep depression. Pastor Brownfield explained to the crip that there were many people in the world who had great disabilities and yet they were rich and successful.

    The gimp killed himself 3 days later – not only was he armless; he was poor and unsuccessful.

    There’s a message there.
    Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-17-2011, 10:34 PM.
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    • BelieverInGod
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      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Liberals Coddle Retarded – Claim It Can Write Good

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      What annoys me about stories like this is that it is supposed to give tards some hope. There is no hope without God.

      Some of you might remember Pastor Brownfield. He told me of a case of an armless gimp who came to him in deep depression. Pastor Brownfield explained to the crip that there were many people in the world who had great disabilities and yet they were rich and successful.

      The gimp killed himself 3 days later – not only was he armless; he was poor and unsuccessful.

      There’s a message there.
      Amen Brother, Amen.

      The liebrals have made it so that you can't get anywhere in this world unless there is something physically/mentally/spiritually wrong with you. Even when I was going to those sickular schools in my youth, I would look at the Bursaries and such and I wouldn't be eligible because I wasn't an unwed crackwhore with 15 kids or a retard or a gimp. A white man had even less of a chance of getting one. No longer are scholarships for academic reasons, and it seems that sports scholarships only go to Negro's.

      Take faith that Jesus knows what we're going through.

      Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
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