[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

so you think nervous twitches and ticks cause vibrations in a wii remote?

If not disturbing, it is also somewhat interesting to see a flood of wii-tards show up here so we can study the effects of video games on the present generation. It has evidently left you profoundly deficient in imagination.

Did you even bother to read the posts and links in this thread, particularly the one provided by our Godly Sister Glendora Christianson?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OMCwwTjvuM

Now you tell me what is causing all those spastic and seemingly uncontrolled movements in that unfortunate young woman's body. Are those caused by electrical disturbances from the Wii controller? I won't even begin to describe what might be happening if she had that controller in her cooter - the Pastors here would give me infraction points for doing so in polite company. Not to mention what kind of software the Japs might have loaded into the Wii and what form of Satanic rock music might be emanating from it.

[Wide-Open]

Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

Amen Brothers,

It seems all the Wiitards got mad, it's kinda funny. I think they are done now. They have proven to be Idiots(TM).

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

megax11, I moved your introduction out of this thread and into the introduction forum, where it belongs.

[Asguarde]

Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

Let me see if I can get a grasp on the whole situation that's going on here...

"Bah. All that pilot needs is to pray for Jesus to guide him and he'll be fine."

This is an exceedingly dangerous comment to make. You should be aware that not everybody believes in Jesus, and although I have no problem with your faith, asking people to do dangerous things because you believe that something good might happen to them just isn't right. Even if Jesus does exist, bad things still happen to people. Even Christians.


"Where does this right to not be made fun of come from?"

For un-religious people, I suppose it doesn't. But, as I have seen people calling themselves TRUE Christians here, I can't help but recall there's some saying in the bible along the lines of "treat your neighbor as you would yourself".


"Seehs, people accuse us TRUE Christians of arrogance."

So...you're putting yourself on a pedestal, claiming to be a "TRUE Christian", and you're surprised that people are calling you arrogant?


"How would we know, do we look like electronic engineers?"

Apparently not. Maybe you could leave explanations of such things to people that really understand it?



You people are positing that the Wiimote can be used to sin solely on the fact because it EXISTS. Anything can be used to sin. Anything. However, many people enjoy playing videogames, and I just can't understand why you're trying to take that away from them.

[Brother Temperance]

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So, why would girls stick anything in their vagi... in their sex?

Because Hillary Clinton told them to!

what do you mean by if I believe in IR...How could you not believe in it. it means Infra Red meaning all anything before red on the electromagnetic spectrum is in this category. And you Stated "When Ms. Huxton approached for a closer look, she could see tiny infra-red beams of light coming directly out from between each of the young ladies' legs." IR is short for infra-Red.

You seem to know an awful lot about different kinds of Red. Are you a Stalinist?

Heat is a form of infra red. I did not say it was IR beams though, two lit candles could be used in place of a sensor bar because of the Infra red energy they put out.

WHAT? You're trying to convince nubile young blonde girls to shove two lit candles up there? What on earth is wrong with you, you sick freak?

even if a girl for some unknown reason had a wii remote in her vagina and a boy had 2 working leds it would be like having a bottle shoved up there. it wouldn't do anything. it would just be really uncomfortable.

That post definitely sounds like you're speaking from experience.

Let me see if I can get a grasp on the whole situation that's going on here...

"Bah. All that pilot needs is to pray for Jesus to guide him and he'll be fine."

This is an exceedingly dangerous comment to make. You should be aware that not everybody believes in Jesus, and although I have no problem with your faith, asking people to do dangerous things because you believe that something good might happen to them just isn't right. Even if Jesus does exist, bad things still happen to people. Even Christians.

Yes, but when those bad things happen it's God's Will, and therefore good. Remember, Jesus never gives anyone more than they can handle. If He smashes their plane into a mountain, it's because He knows they can handle it.

Where does this right to not be made fun of come from?"

For un-religious people, I suppose it doesn't. But, as I have seen people calling themselves TRUE Christians here, I can't help but recall there's some saying in the bible along the lines of "treat your neighbor as you would yourself".

Yes, but other people mock us all the time, so it seems reasonable for us to retaliate. I'll never understand why Godless atheists are so keen on making fun of Christians.

So...you're putting yourself on a pedestal, claiming to be a "TRUE Christian", and you're surprised that people are calling you arrogant?

What do you want? Do you want us to claim to be false Christians? If I stuck a fish on my head and claimed to be a hellbound Catholic, would that satisfy you?

How would we know, do we look like electronic engineers?"

Apparently not. Maybe you could leave explanations of such things to people that really understand it?

We understand the Bible. Therefore, we know everything we need to know about anything. Electronic engineering included.

You people are positing that the Wiimote can be used to sin solely on the fact because it EXISTS. Anything can be used to sin. Anything.

Correct. That is why I pray daily for Jesus to come back and start the apocalypse. Hallelujah!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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megax11, I moved your introduction out of this thread and into the introduction forum, where it belongs.

"iamagnostic", I moved your introduction out of this thread and into the introduction forum, where it belongs.

[Chickenoodle]

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Amen brothers. For the longest time I have had a fascination with having sexual encounters with inanimate objects as my temptations have gotten the best of me. Now, with the posting of this article, I am interested in seeking salvation. Brothers, in what ways shall I cleanse myself of this temptation, as well as all the other shortcomings I have found in my late journey away from Christ. I feel horrible for walking a path without our savior, and I would like to walk along with him by my side... but is he willing to forgive me? Can he overlook the fact that I sodomized myself with the emergency brake of my car? Can he look past my desires to sodomize myself with the Wii remote? The crazy girl looked excited beyond belief to hold it in her hand... I can only imagine the pleasure it'd bring to other parts; alas, it is these thoughts I must vanquish from my life.

Dear Brothers, please hear my sincere plea for help.

Where do I start...?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Amen brothers. For the longest time I have had a fascination with having sexual encounters with inanimate objects as my temptations have gotten the best of me. Now, with the posting of this article, I am interested in seeking salvation. Brothers, in what ways shall I cleanse myself of this temptation, as well as all the other shortcomings I have found in my late journey away from Christ. I feel horrible for walking a path without our savior, and I would like to walk along with him by my side... but is he willing to forgive me? Can he overlook the fact that I sodomized myself with the emergency brake of my car? Can he look past my desires to sodomize myself with the Wii remote? The crazy girl looked excited beyond belief to hold it in her hand... I can only imagine the pleasure it'd bring to other parts; alas, it is these thoughts I must vanquish from my life.

Dear Brothers, please hear my sincere plea for help.

Where do I start...?

Friend,

Scripture tells you to cut off your' hand if it offends you in the eyes of The Lord. I think your' course is clear here, time to become a Eunuch for Christ.

[Chickenoodle]

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I think your' course is clear here, time to become a Eunuch for Christ.

Brother, having my penis removed wouldn't solve my problem... and I doubt Christ would look well upon me if I did so as it isn't near the problem. When you speak of removing my hands, I must admit my agile and strong body needed no hand-guidance when in my front seat... And I fear closing my anus would lead to terrible consequence and making a voluntary decision is no different than putting a gun to ones head. I'd die from a form of septic shock and I'm hoping to get forgiveness from Christ... not set myself unto eternal damnation by taking my life.

Isn't there another way I can receive forgiveness!? If not, I guess I'll have no other choice but to heed your words.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Brother, having my penis removed wouldn't solve my problem... and I doubt Christ would look well upon me if I did so as it isn't near the problem. When you speak of removing my hands, I must admit my agile and strong body needed no hand-guidance when in my front seat... And I fear closing my anus would lead to terrible consequence and making a voluntary decision is no different than putting a gun to ones head. I'd die from a form of septic shock and I'm hoping to get forgiveness from Christ... not set myself unto eternal damnation by taking my life.

Your' choice is Jesus and Life Eternal or sin, depravity and hellfire. I urge you to do the right thing. A little pain now beats a lot of pain in the hereafter.

Isn't there another way I can receive forgiveness!? If not, I guess I'll have no other choice but to heed your words.

Get down on your knees an beg for His forgiveness. You should be asking Jesus for guidance on how to live your' life not us men. Every day I talk to the Lord in the morning to see what He wants done.

[Brother Habbo]

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And I fear closing my anus would lead to terrible consequence and making a voluntary decision is no different than putting a gun to ones head. I'd die from a form of septic shock and I'm hoping to get forgiveness from Christ... not set myself unto eternal damnation by taking my life.

Can't you just get a colostomy bag?

[Chickenoodle]

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All the times I've asked Jesus to save me, he never answered. I think he enjoyed seeing me in such a carnal way... Seriously, can't I just ask for forgiveness instead of cutting off my hand, penis and closing my anus? Doesn't the Bible say that you can be saved if you accept Jesus as your Savior?

A moment of pain isn't right when turning your rear-end into a Play-doh Spaghetti Factory.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Seriously, can't I just ask for forgiveness instead of cutting off my hand, penis and closing my anus? Doesn't the Bible say that you can be saved if you accept Jesus as your Savior?

Jesus will only forgive your sins if you repent of them. That means you have to stop committing those sins.

I hope this helps.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Chickenoodle]

Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

1. Stop straddling the center console...
2. Don't buy a Wii...
3. ???
4. Salvation!

Is this right?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: ALERT: "Wii" is Oriental for "I'm Having an Orgasm!"

1. Stop straddling the center console...
2. Don't buy a Wii...
3. ???
4. Salvation!

Is this right?

Yes, and your missing step 3 is here.

Pastor Billy-Reuben